Sygy's Journal

[Sygy]

holy fuck!

I was with my friends last night we were watching. fri 13th and then guess who comes through the door! my dad! i was just liek fuck. but he didnt say anything just went to up the spare room and went to sleep.. random. oh well....

 

CAnt wait 2 days untill fort minor!!!! muhahahahaha soo happy!

[LP186]

u lucky, lucky, lucky girl

make sure u take some pics if u can for the show hay

[Sygy]

umm...my dads up to something. he took me to the hairdressers and spent alot of money for me to get a hair cut...then he got me a SOAD cd and poster..

[Sygy]

You Know You're From London When...

You say "the city" and expect everyone to know which one. You have never been to The Tower or Madame Tussauds but love Brighton. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Shepherds Bush to Elephant & Castle at 3:30 on the Friday before a long weekend, but can't find Dorset on a map. Hookers and the homeless are invisible. You step over people who collapse on the tube. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual. You've considered stabbing someone. Your door has more than three locks. Your favourite movie has Hugh Grant in it. You consider eye contact an act of overt aggression. You call an 8' x 10' plot of patchy grass a garden. You know where Karl Marx is buried. You consider Essex the "countryside" You think Hyde Park is "nature." You're paying ?1,200 a month for a studio the size of a walk-in wardrobe and you think it's a "bargain." Shopping in suburban supermarkets and shopping malls gives you a severe attack of agoraphobia. You've been to Tooting twice and got hopelessly lost both times. You pay more each month to park your car than most people in the UK pay in rent. You haven't seen more than twelve stars in the night sky since you went camping as a kid. You own hiking boots and a 4WD vehicle, neither of which have ever touched dirt. You haven't heard the sound of true absolute silence since 1977, and when you did, it terrified you. You pay ?3 without blinking for a beer that cost the bar 28p. You actually take fashion seriously. Being truly alone makes you nervous. You have 27 different menus next to your telephone. The UK west of Heathrow is still theoretical to you. You're suspicious of strangers who are actually nice to you. You haven't cooked a meal since helping mum last Christmas with the turkey. Your idea of personal space is no one actually standing on your toes. ?50 worth of groceries fit in one paper bag. You have a minimum of five "worst cab ride ever" stories. You don't hear sirens anymore. You've mentally blocked out all thoughts of the city's air quality and what it's doing to your lungs. You live in a building with a larger population than most towns. Your cleaner is Russian, your grocer is Korean, your deli man is Israeli, your landlord is Italian, your laundry guy is Chinese, your favourite bartender is Irish, your favourite diner owner is Greek, the watch-seller on your corner is Senegalese, your last cabbie was Pakistani, your newsagent is Indian and your favourite falafel guy is Egyptian. You wouldn't want to live anywhere else until you get married. You say 'mate' constantly Anyone not from London is a 'wanker' Anyone from outside London and north of the Watford Gap is a 'Northern Wanker' You have no idea where the North is. You see All Saints in the Met Bar (again) and find it hard to get excited about it. The countryside makes you nervous Somebody speaks to you on the tube and you freak out thinking they are a stalker. You talk in postcodes. "God, it was really warm round SW1 the other day" You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from London.

 

hehehe soo true!

[Friðbjörn]

lol some of that may be true, but London's really not terrible, it's great, except the part when I got mugged and my friend got the crap beaten out of him

[BAM]

So your dad will be with you in London for more time..and you're both coming to Bucharest? You know...you could get whatever you want from him...He's easy to work with 'cause he's feeling guilty for not spending more time with you..Ask him for a car, mate!!!!

 

Haha i have to send those jokes to my boss..he's from London

[Sygy]

poor frib! dont worry you have not had the london experiance untill you've been mugged...why did you get mugged?

 

Anca, i cant ask my dad for a car!!! but i can ask him for cloths and jewelery...and more cloths and then a shopping trip! ummmm...........by the way im going be staying in the Hilton coz i refuse to stay in this apartment while his GF is there.....bitch

[By_My-elf]

Oh I would hate it too if I had to stay with My dad's girlfriend that's what you are saying

[Sygy]

yeah. if anyone hasnt noticed i dont really like her much...hahhahaha

[By_My-elf]

Well obviously I would hate my dad's girlfriend and

I still do he has about three other kiod's but I don't give a shit

about them if there my brother's and sister Fawk'em

[Sygy]

ooo..i hope they dont reproduce!!!!! i'ld pity there kids... they would be ginger

[By_My-elf]

hah Lol no shit oh yeah and I forgot to add I don't even want to know 'em

I'm glad that they don't live where I'am and my dad was there this summer and he tried flying me up there but I said no and kept it up till I said fuck off

he was just pushing it

[Sygy]

parents really know how to push it

[Friðbjörn]

poor frib! dont worry you have not had the london experiance untill you've been mugged...why did you get mugged?

because I existed I think...and we walked into some gameland...and me and my friends were white...and vulnerable...and outnumbered

[Sygy]

because I existed I think...and we walked into some gameland...and me and my friends were white...and vulnerable...and outnumbered

 

Frib, did you go into the Trocodero at Piccadily by any chance? because every one gets beaten up there..i did..little shit took my phone

[Friðbjörn]

hmm I'm not so good with the geography of London lol

It was on Oxford street, I think

[Sygy]

oxford street you probably did go into the Trocodero..that would explain alot. ya know if you stay in the oxford street area past 1am it goes all porn-star...so cool

[Friðbjörn]

lmao...it does? oh well we had a plane to catch the next day, we couldn't stay, would've been fun tho

 

I'll stay out of Trocodero next time

[Sygy]

funny thing is i practically live in the trocodero so my may have gottn mugged by people i know..lol...i apologize on their behalf

 

OMFG I WENT TO SEE HARRY POTTER. how buff was vikor krum? and how buff was cedric? cedric was the buffness!!!!! omg..potter was ugly the part where he was half-naked in the bath actually made me feel sick..i was like ewwww...lol

The guy playing draco was buff too and so was jason issacs....*drools*

the only annoying thing was that there were lots of children in the cinema so that really pissed me off...but meh

[Friðbjörn]

lol thanks...

 

It was a group of 15 or 20 9-13 year old black boys...know 'em? lmao

[Sygy]

that description really narrows it down! *sarcasm* i doubt they beated you up for being white you probably did something to annoy them. 9-13 hahahahaha...what were you doing going into the trocodero anyways?

[Friðbjörn]

If refusing to let them take our money is annoying them, then in that case we did, other than that, we basicly existed, and that's why they went after us.

 

I don't know, it was a trip my football team took, and the mugging took place on a friday night when we were free to wander around downtown London, and for some reason we checked that place out.

[Sygy]

umm..meh! okay then..downtown london..i hate to tell you that you were in uptown london, the safe part. i live in downtown london....

 

okay i took Anca's advise and took advantage of my dad. So we went shopping!!!!! muhahahahahhahaha

 

this is what i brought

1 pair of texas boots they were really expensive that is why i choose them. when my dad refused i started crying. so i came out with the usaul stuff:" why dont you love me? i hate myself!!!! it's all your fault that im ugly and have ginger highlights all the other girls make fun of me!( then i hit him with the big one) i bet you would buy your GIRLFRIEND those boots!" then i pulled this face for about an hour..then he went back an brought them for me!! which really pissed him off bacuse he was muttering:"£500...rip off...spoilt child...fuck's sake.." for ages..im soo good!!!!! I CAN PLAY MY DADDY!!!!!

 

then i got a silk skirt which is black and soo purdy!!!

 

then i got a purple fluffy bag

 

and i jacket for Golchi and Gabana..

 

total price of shopping trip: over £1,000..muhahahahahaha

 

I CANT WAIT TILL CHRISTMAS...THEN ILL MAKE HIM pAY FOR ALL MY FRIENDS AGAIN

[Sygy]

you know what is really funny? how thing can change so quickly. today i was having such a great day untill like 10 mins ago. i get this phone call basically saying that the love of my life is moving back to new zealand and the a childhood friend of mine has committed suicide.......

[Friðbjörn]

Wow I'm so sorry about your friend