Sygy's Journal

[MrsBennington-Delson]

oh sorry!! ok its BAWK!!

[Sygy]

my dada came home last night

 

now my mum is going to get him removed by the police if he doenst get his arse out by wednesday...what a christmas its going to be this years is going to be...so yerrr..fun fun fun...but my dad isnt going to get out

[jackie]

oh shit thats horrible....

i hope it gets better 4 ya

[Sygy]

i hope it does to..lol

 

gahh i hate my parnets

[chaz-girl-fanatic1730760665]

oh shit thats horrible....

i hope it gets better 4 ya

yeah me too...

[Sygy]

omg so my dad didnt get out last night...like totally refused to..it was awfull

then my parents had the bigggest argument they had ever had and omg it was actually rather scary.

first, my mum was like all screaming at him about like all the abuse he hgas put us through in 15 years and how he doesnt provide and how he cheated all the time on her. then it was how he was an alcoholic and how she use to have to clean vomit off him everynight. i was 'meh' that nothing i dont know already...

then my dad was like. 'well, you had an affair with that guy in slovakia and she may not be my daughter'

and i was listening round the corner and i was 'OMFG'!!!!! long and short of it was my mum was meant to be marring thid austrian guy when she meant my dad.. my dad was meant to be marring some bosian person...again no new news for me..but then it turns out that there may be a possibility that the austrian dude may actually be my dad...

 

so basically, im now confused..gahhhhhh

[Jeezy]

wow...so you maybe got another dad...

 

are that good or bad news?

[Sygy]

good, i hate my dad and hes a bastard. also, if it true i no longer british, so im no longer from the shittiest country in europe lol

 

bad, if i discuss it which mum, then she knows that i was listening in and that will hurt her feelings...also, my mum mya think: hmmm why dont we pack sygy off to austria

 

aparntly his name was: jerrad lukehausen

 

 

i think im just going to let it go but still keep it in the back of my mind

[jackie]

wow ur in the shittest country... thats sucks ducks and butts

 

they wanna send u away thats mean...

[Sygy]

naww they dont want to send me away, i was just saying that its probably what my mum may think lol..

 

england is the shittest country in europe it use to be belgium or germany..

we now have

-the fattest people

-the dumbiest people

-aprently the women with the saggiest boobs

-too many teen mums

-everyone is a drug addict

-& and our gun crime is going threough the roof

-oh yer london is now like rape city

[jackie]

 

england is the shittest country in europe it use to be belgium or germany..

we now have

-the fattest people

-the dumbiest people

-aprently the women with the saggiest boobs

-too many teen mums

-everyone is a drug addict

-& and our gun crime is going threough the roof

-oh yer london is now like rape city

 

wow!! hehehe saggy boobs lol

not a good place ta be

[MrsBennington-Delson]

nah dont think england is the shittest country in europe...

[Sygy]

so, jos where do u think is the worst country in europe?

 

 

edit: i got really bored so i straightened all my hair..yes all...its rather long actually lol...

[MrsBennington-Delson]

hmm... croatia is beautiful but not for livin... germany isn't really the country I would like to live... but I don't know there is no country which is really like 'perfect'

[Sygy]

i actually quite like belgium and czeh republic...but we all know im like a francophile...so i would say that france is like the bestest country ever!!!

[MrsBennington-Delson]

Vive la france!!! (hope that's right)

[Sygy]

oui, cest vrai. *nods*...je suis aussi froid...

[MrsBennington-Delson]

je suis chaud...

aie zut...

[Sygy]

how the fuck can u be hot its like -1000000 c

[MrsBennington-Delson]

I'm always hot!

[Jeezy]

oh...french talk again...

 

you are really in love with france

[MrsBennington-Delson]

i think she is! a lil obsession from deep in your heart!

[Sygy]

i am inlove with french, its such a beautiful language filled to the brim of sexual double meaning. and french ppl are soo amazing, especailly my god father jean-claud. but the south of france is the best, like marseille. i use to live near marseille just outside of sainte tropez when i was younger...*sighs*

anyways, like christmas for me starts today. bc i was off for like a week but now my mum gets off today, so when she comes home we are going to go out a buy loads of holly and other christmas plants to decorate the house. so YAYNESS..then we are going to wrap the presents. we all know what we have got we just have to 'forget about it' untill the 25th. so yeah totally boss!

yesterday, i went ice skating on hampsted heath with my chums. at first i was really frightened of the ice bc i though i was going to like fall over and get all cut up by ppl skates..lol..but by the time i actually learnt to ice skate it was time to go. also went we were ice skating there was like a massive balck out in the whole are of hampsted..so it went picth black and we were all just skateing around in the dark and fog basically, it was so beautiful.

then the other went carol singinf, but i didnt go bc i had to get home. so i took the train back with james, and we enjoyed a nice cidar and smoke together on the train platform.

 

oh and my dad finally left today..like hes gone for good. he said bye this morning and left with a packed bag and everyting..oooo

 

and i have to stay at home all day for my mobile to be delivered...gay

 

 

 

edit: (bc im now bored)

 

 

 

 

[bASIC]

 

name: sygy

piercings: ears

tattoos = had one..notice the past tense

height= 5'8

shoe size= 9

hair color = atm dyed black with copper highlights

siblings = 1 brother

 

[LAST]

 

movie you watched = stranger than fiction

movie you bought = ermmm...dunno

song you listened to = rosenrot-rammstein

song that was stuck in your head = still,still,still

cd you bought = errrmmm..???????

cd you listened to = rosenrot-rammstein

person you've called = mobile phone company dude

person that's called you = My dad,pathetic i know

tv show you've watched = 'the worst christmas of my life'---'dad slipped in ur urine and died'

 

[DO]

 

you have a crush on someone = maybe..*blushes*

you wish you could live somewhere else = methinks a hut somewhere in sibera

you think about suicide = Is that a 'do I want to kill myself?' Badly phrased, oh creator of the quiz. Oh, and yes.

you believe in online dating = dunno...it works for some peeps

others find you attractive = builders mainly, i got hooted at yesterday and i know that the dodgy pervy russian guy who works at the chip shops does *shudders*

you want more piercings = rather!

you like cleaning = i suppose it relieves stress but when i clean then my mum comes and in 5 mins the place is fucked up again..my blood pressure goes thru the roof

you like roller coasters = Yerrrr.

you write in cursive or print = cursive

 

[FOR OR AGAINST]

 

long distance relationships = for

using someone = for

suicide = for

killing people = for

driving drunk = against...i was in a drink driving crash..it wasnt fun ..and no i wasnt drink driving..the person who crashed into us was pissed at the wheel

gay/lesbian relationships = For

 

[HAVE YOU]

 

ever cried over a girl = Yes

ever cried over a boy = yes

ever lied to someone = Yes

ever been in a fist fight = Yes. how lady like of me!

 

[WHAT]

 

shampoo do you use = herbal.....essences

shoes do you wear = errrmmm vans or heels..or pumps..???

are you scared of = fat german men in speedos

 

[NUMBER]

of times I have been in love = ermm....4?

of times I have had my heart broken = twice

of hearts I have broken = one

of times my name has appeared in the newspaper = 3

 

[DO YOU THINK YOU ARE]

 

pretty = no

hot = Not particularly

friendly = hell no

amusing = nope

ugly = yes

fat = yes

loveable = no im rather prickly

caring = only for animals

sweet = No way

dorky = Not at all

 

[FAVORITE]

 

5 letter word = ellis

Actor/actress = edward norton/halle berry

Candy = KINNNNDDDDEEERRRRR EGGGG

Cartoon = simpsons

Cereal = special k, red berries ummmm sex in a ceral bowl

Chewing gum = that one called 'ICE' or something..its just so god damn minty!!

Color(s) = Black and purple

Color nail polish = pink

Day of week = samedi!!!!

Least fave day = wednesday..its such a bitch

Flower = hollyhocks

Jello flavor = im a vegetarian..so i dont eat jello

Jewelry = earings

Special skills/talents = singing....sex?

Summer/Winter = ....errr

 

[PERSON WHO LAST]

Slept in your bed = Aside from moi? sophie

Saw you cry = how about my whole class!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Made you cry = dad/alex

You went to the movies with = dunno but twas resent

Yelled at you = mum, last night

Sent you an email = Makki

 

[HAVE YOU EVER]

Said "I love you" and meant it = Yes

Gone out in public in your pajamas = YES

Cried during a movie = romeo and juliet/titanic/lotr/happy feet/25 hour

Planned your week based on the TV = No..loser

Been on stage = Yes..well stage invaded

Been to New York = yes

Been to California = yes

Hawaii = Nope

China = yes

Canada = actually, aparntly when i was little but cant remember

Europe = Yes, duh. britain/france/belgium/germany/malta/slovakia/greece/montenergo/yugoslavia/ausria

Asia = yes//thailand/loas/sri lanka/papua new guini/singapore/china/ulan bator

Africa = Yes...kenya/zimbabewe/zambi/south africa/uganda/congo...ermmm...

Australia = Nein

Mexico = no

Wished you were another gender = yes, guys have it easy. for examplw, they get to study 12 subjects..girls only allowed 9..there are more boys school..guys dont have to deal with being called 'love' and 'darling' every five minutes...and they get all the seats on the fucking bus

 

What time is it now? = dunnoo

 

[THIS OR THAT]

Apples or bananas = Apples

Blue or red = Red

Walmart or target = england PLEASE!!!!!

Spring or Fall = Spring

What are you gonna do after you finish this? =how the fuck should i know?? huh

What was the last meal you ate = Pain du chocolate

Are you bored = rather

Last noise you heard = dog grunting

Last smell you sniffed = baccyyy

 

[FRIENDSHIP/LOVE]

Do you believe in love at first sight = yes

Do you want children = yes plenty about 10..so i can get all saggy tited *rolls eyes*

Most important thing to you in a friendship is = respect..yes, alex...walking around me and zoe in circles saying 'who should i rape?' isnt very polite..and also i should learn not to burp at my friends

 

[OTHER INFO]

Criminal record = ......

Do you speak any other languages = ....oh yes

Last book you read = four letters of love..its shit, btw

Name some of your favorite things in your bathroom= ermm? ok...the nice smelling strawberry soap

Worst feeling in the world = guilt

Who do you love = none of ur business

 

[YOU]

Nickname(s) = sygy, stygs..wife?? lol ..lizzie: alex, dont call my wife a dyke.

Initials = SMDC

How old do you look = 17

How old do you act = 5

Glasses/Contacts = i have glassed but i refuse to wear them

Braces = No

Do you have any pets = deux chats et un chein

You get embarrassed by = alex and harry and james all humping each other in public

What makes you happy = smoking

What upsets you = my parents

 

[FINISH THE SENTENCE]

I love to = smoke and drink

I miss = louise

I wish = upon my fathers back hair that u will bugger off and get aids

I hope = that i get into lady M

I'm annoyed by = alex atm

I am = ur wet dream hahahawhahahahahaha

I'd rather be = dead than be you!!!!!

I am tired of = waht u want me to be..feeling so hopeless, lost under the surface

I will always be = a francophile

[MrsBennington-Delson]

hope you'll have fun on christmas...

which mobile are you gettin?

[Sygy]

one of those flippy ones which take photos