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im bitchy

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JOSSSSSSSIIIIKKKKIIIIINNNNSSS

 

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omg i have to go to a new school tommorrow and theyre going to be smelly teenage boys. this greatly upsets me. teenage boys *cries*...*cries some more*

 

Im also not looking forward to the 'games' we have to play tommorrow, to build 'friendships' its stupid there always gay arsed problem solving things which everyone always ends up argueming over bc one person thinks that thy know it better than the others and gahhhhh.....and i dont want to be in the sae team as 'preppy chum' as ive now dubbed him. I really dont like the way he as being all looking me up and down and giving suggestive smiles at me when i was on the queue to give in my book money! -.- he can bugger off.

 

 

sigh.

 

i dont wanna go now.

 

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awwww sweetie, wish i could come with you to help you. i go into big sister mode when your upset, i feel like hugging you *hugs*

 

omg your hair looks soooo nice, your extremely pretty sygy!!!

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omg, thanks allie. I like the hair too, just feel sorry for the girls who had to cut off theres so that i could ahe extensions, bc my hairs and uneven and bald in places *blushes*.

 

I wish you could come with me tommorrow, im trying to make my mum take me bc she just said 'excuse? how old are you again'. hahaha

 

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Urghh yeah the "icebreaker" exercises.. they're sooo embarrassing!

And some of the smelly teenage boys are rather attractive, so it's not all bad :]

You'll be fiiiine!

i still love you, girl from mars.

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nein, smelly teenage boys are rarely attractive. im only attracted to men 21 and over, preferebly in there 40's. im weird im now.

 

but,gah. i dont like icebreakers. ild rather get down to bussiness and watch ppl from afar so that i can see who are the bumholes and bitches.

 

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awwww sygy if my daughter asked me to take her to school i'd do it, infact i wish i could still take them :(
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Le first day!

 

i woke up really early bc i was excited and bc i had to get ready bc there boys now at school. So i got into the bath and used the nice smelling shower gel which i dont seem to use for some odd reason. Then i got out and lotions, deorderented all all the jazz. Then i put on the clothes which i laid out the night before (god im lame). Then i did my make up and sprayed my hair with the hair shiner spray!

 

Then my mum came and said 'can you hurry up youve been in the bathroom for an hour and a bit now' which was true bc i then looked at my phone and it was 7.00 (do u ever get it when time just flys by uber fast) so i was oh shit, (bc i was meeting Chanaz at the bus stop). So i ate went down stairs and eat by breakfast and then went flying out of the door. Then Naz called me and was like 'where the hell are you' ( i suppose on good point about living in the 'burbs is that everywhere is easy to get to). So i went running down the road which was a bit hazadous bc like normal i was wearing heels, so her and the bus stop came in to sight, i heaved a heavy sigh of relief. But then my mum came out of nowhere -.- and said 'syyygggggyyyyyy, u left ur bus pass'. (i hate the way mothers all have the same irritating voice)-.-. So she gave it to me. Then we were waiting and the bus wouldnt come but the day was saved bc Naz's uncle came by in his car and picked us up and drove us ^.^.

 

When we arrived, we went into the hall and checked down the school register which was posted it to tell us our home room. So Naz and i are in differnet forms, so we went out seperate ways. anyways, im in the red block at room 33. so i went in and there were some ppl theyre. Then the teacher came and we had to all the stupid, hey! im blah blah and im doing blah blah. and when the teacher did the register this dude was making a commentary on, this is Jamie by the way the uber cool rugby guy whos really smart and bit good looking whoes like 6'3 and well built and a bit of a bad boy, but anyways. So when theu got to my name which is always the worst bc of its gayness, he interjected 'rich persons name' so i was like -.-

 

Afterwards we had to go to assembly and there loads of talking for new students and speeches and it went on for ever and ever (an hour), the only funny bits was the my phone rang and at the moment my ringtone is a recording of me singing 'i like big butts and i cannot lie' oh and some guys had a fight. meh!

 

So by the way i had too little side kicks with me btw, Gulnoor and Fortune, this russian girl and this random nigeran dude whos so gentlemanly he like holds doors open for girls and pull out our chairs for us!

 

Then after gay assembly, as six formers we had to go to some more talks which were dull, then we had lunch and sat down with jamie whos like really smart when you talk to him and really funny. Anyways, then after lunch we had to go and sign up for extra activities, so we were eager to get there early so that things wouldnt get filled up and we would end up with some thing gay like knitting, serious they had stuff like that. In the end Gulnoor and Fortune choose something like 'help your community'Thats stuff like going to play with the disabled children in the hospitals and going to spend time which old people with no family and helping your local enviroment. (its sounds boring, i know, i think it is too. Its just that it was the only charity thing there and universities like charity stuff)

 

So then gulnoor and Fortune and I took the bus back bc Naz had to stay behind bc she had to sort out her timetable which she didnt recieve. then we were walking down the stairs and jamie was all like ' i like this sygy shes rather cool' so i laughed.

 

oh and the choir master is hunting me down to sing at the school concerts and singing competitions for the school. gay.

 

oh yes my tiimetable

 

Monday-

  1. history
  2. history
  3. governemt and politics
  4. geography
  5. free
  6. government and politics

Tuesday

  1. economics
  2. economics
  3. history
  4. government and politics
  5. geography

wednesday

  1. free
  2. free
  3. ecomonics
  4. history

thursday

  1. geography
  2. geography
  3. free
  4. ecomonics
  5. history

Friday

  1. governemt and politics
  2. government and politics
  3. geography
  4. free
  5. economics

Whats really gay is that we have to be in at 8.30 every morning, even if u dont have lessosn in the morning.

 

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Omg, you have an unreliable bus too! >.<

lol @ your ringtone.. ace ^^

That's well gay you have to be in that early... we can come and go whenever we want, though you have 1 more free than me.. sigh =(

i still love you, girl from mars.

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wow sygy sounds like your first day was better than you expected it would be. i wish i would ha been there when your phone rang, i would have laughed so much that i'd pee my pants lol. your new fiends sound nice too.

 

and fri, yeah i kinda spoil my kids but not by buying them things but by being over protective and loing them as much as i possibly can!!!

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^ it is such a long day!! all the lessons are an hour slot.

 

So this is what happened today.

 

I went running down to the bus stop to meet Naz and i waited and waited and she ddnt come so i got on the next bus and go to school. Was walkiing up the the college green and say fortune and Jamie and they were having some fucked up convosation about wanking and weed and wanking on me -.-. So we went to registration where i we hooked up with Gulnoor and then we went our seperate ways. Then i notice that i have recieved a text message from Naz sayiing 'where the hell are you im waiting at the bus shelter'..ooh shit..

 

So today we started proper lessons how ever most we boring and they wll we writing up introductions to our subjects and looking at the time tables and what we were going to do over the year, all that boring stuff. So i first had geography with Mrs.Smith. sat down were doing rivers and water in geo so we talked about the biggest rivers, nile and amazon and of course the most power full the Brama Putra in Bangledesh.

 

After geo with smith i had go with mr akroyd and we are doing Coasts and costal processes there. So we wrote an introduction for our files and then talked aut the coast and got down some general facts and terminology. Omg, did you know that 97 % of the world is water yet only 4 % is fresh water and that 80 of the world population livearound the coasts with the expection of russia bc its too artic?! amazing imo!

 

and for fribby, we had some question about conflicts over fish and i remember you telling me about those cod wars about england vs iceland bout the fish. So i told the teacher thestory and no one else knew about it and it he very surprised that i knew! so he told me that he thought i was really smart bc i knew the extra stuff and all that jazz. thanks fribby <3

 

Then we had break followed by a free period so i kinda sat with Jamie and his crew in the common room bc none have any work to do...unfortunatly thats all going to change :'( We actually i do have an essay to write due for tommorrow for my akroyd...oh shit. about the effects of tectonic/human influcence/atmosphere on coastal enviroments. gahhh. and i have some bullet points to do about the british prime ministers from 1929-present for my bristish depth study for history! sigh

 

thwn it was ecomonics and we learnt about the basic economic problem which is that humans are greedy and want infinate resourced yet the world only has finate resources and how we get into trouble bc of that. So ecomonics was ok untill i got into trouble at the end but i dont know how i did this. basically, we were talking about what we found interesting about ecomonics and i said that my dad worked for the UN and currently works for the European Commission and is an ecomonics growth management advisor thingy and he look at me and made a note next to my name on the register, and i thought it was odd. So then at the end of the lesson he asked me to stay behind. so i was like 'yes, sir' but im my mind i thinking, omg omg omg what the hell. So he said ' i know who your father is and ive heard of you and believe me i wont have any body slacking behind in my lessons, ecomonics is a hrad topic and i will kick you out of my class if you just intent to ride on your father coat tail and get himt o do your work'

 

i thought that was SOOOOOO out of order!!!

 

Then i had lucnh and sat with Gulnoor and Hamara under the tree and Jamie i think had gone home. So we ate our lunch and then we when to our next lessons. mine was hisotry. I swear im sat next to the most stupid person in the world.He kept on poking me and asking me what was going on every five seconds. Then the teacher handed out a sheet which tells you how you will fail history

 

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Part 2 of the day!!!

 

anyways, i had some really stupid guy next to me in history and when we got the sheet about failing he didnt read the title whch said 'things to avoid if you want to get a good grade', and he nudged me and said, 'ahh this class seems like an easy pass then' and i said 'ahhh read the title, you twat'.so he said 'omfg, thanks for pointing that out if i didnt see that i would be screwed' -.- i siad 'indeed'

 

So i left histoy and went back to our foyer and meet Gulnoor and went to see if Naz was comming to the bus but she wasnt so i said bye nd then some guy made me pinky promise him to talk to him tommorrow O.o.. So we (gulnoor and i) walked to the bus and i talked about Jamie and that nathan boy with really blue eyes.And i told her i was with him at at free period and she was all like oooooooooooo, so i just did this -.-. Then i said bye on got the the bus. where some year 9 boys were singing the vagina song so i was -.- the whole ride home. UNTILL i met the bitches who accused me of stealing there boyfriends and they just talking about me and giving me rude looks, meh. what are you going to do?

 

So now im home and my little geo essay things turned out to be looooonnnnggggg, i just kept on going on about iceland and the bismark archipello. i bet im going to look really nerdy tommorrow when i hand it in or even worse, i misunderstood the essay question and did it all wrong. -.-

 

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So now im home and my little geo essay things turned out to be looooonnnnggggg, i just kept on going on about iceland and the bismark archipello. i bet im going to look really nerdy tommorrow when i hand it in or even worse, i misunderstood the essay question and did it all wrong. -.-

I guess you were... no wont say that :rolleyes: I'll ask you on msn :rolleyes: LOL

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you're welcome about the british invasion lol

 

oi oi oi, no need to be like that. :p [sarcasm] we all know the british are right about all!:ok: lol [sarcasm/]

 

and jos, yes yes YES hmm5 and hmm4

 

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we are jos, dont deny it

 

oh btw, i meant a croatian today. i was like wow! but unfortunatly they werent spotty (black and white) i was greatly upset!

 

iam mors sola fuga est

 

 

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jesus sygy reading all that has made my brain hurt, id didn't finish high school so i'm not what you call academic, actually im quite dim. the only thing i know how to do is bring children up lol
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we are jos, dont deny it

 

oh btw, i meant a croatian today. i was like wow! but unfortunatly they werent spotty (black and white) i was greatly upset!

hahaha :lol:

 

you meet a croatian? how do you know he/she is croatian xD LOL

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