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*pfft* fine.......*mumbles* someone wanna start an orgy with me without my parents!!!!!!!!!!

heh i qouted my own qoute!!!! and i have a question when am i gonna become an elite member......im getting tired of tha bloo!!!! *sorry if i sound bitchy but im a lil grumpy*

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im runny cause its practically all guys .me no like!

 

iam mors sola fuga est

 

 

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In a word - Abso-freakin-lutely!

 

And Viking -

Hogtie; what Cowboys do to cattle/sheep/pigs/livestock etc. Ever been to a rodeo? In essence, they tie the animals limbs together in a fashion so that they can't get up and run. I'll leave the rest to your imagination! *evil chuckle* It's the perfect place for such thoughts I think...

 

And don't sweat it. Even if by some miracle I was mad at you (as if) it would never be for long. You're cool with this here old duck... :D

 

*sits splashing and frolicking about amid the bubbles*

eww *vomits*

*passes out*

 

sorry, I'm not one for hogtying :p

 

oh that's good to hear, but really, you're not an old duck :þ

 

Vero, thanks :thumbsup:

 

Ms. P

lol well not by asking

and that's really all that I think I'm allowed to say :p

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eww *vomits*

*passes out*

 

sorry, I'm not one for hogtying :p

 

oh that's good to hear, but really, you're not an old duck :þ

 

You're vomitting cause...? *looks vague* Hope it's not a personal thing *climbs out of spa and gets dressed again*

Um... the hogtying thing... it's funny. But look at it this way, I'm short and I'm smallish of build - hogtying someone bigger has its definate advantages. Rob's like a good foot and a half taller than me for starters (that's not even including his substantial bulk as of late - see him in RTN vid?? OMFG!) so it's kinda a necessity - I need to bring him down to a level playing field I think. Same goes for anyone taller than me - which is probably most people. I'm like 5'3" on a good day... *grins* Shortass. But inclusing ropes and such... hasn't this orgy just taken a turn into S&M with the bondage? *evil smirk* Trust me to bring the filth and depravity... *sigh*

 

But thanks for the kind words bout not bein' old. Still feel like y'all's (?!?) older sister/mum sometimes but (not yours per se, just in the collective sense) oh well, its all good! :D

 

And Sygy - I'm with you... not in that way of couse! *laughs* But think we're pretty outnumbered... oh well... c'est la vie!

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^parlez-vous francais?

 

iam mors sola fuga est

 

 

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Uh... nope, sorry! *laughs* I don't. But love the accent. Hate to say it I love the Irish accent more. More than that - and my alltime fav - American. *drools* Makes my heart go all pitter-patter *laughs again*

Don't know why I thought I'd share that with you... just did it anyway... hmmm...

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ok..i thought i could havr some1 to talk to :(

 

iam mors sola fuga est

 

 

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eww *vomits*

*passes out*

 

sorry, I'm not one for hogtying :p

 

oh that's good to hear, but really, you're not an old duck :þ

 

Vero, thanks :thumbsup:

 

Ms. P

lol well not by asking

and that's really all that I think I'm allowed to say :p

okaaaaaaaaay. *waits*

[[melma]]

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misspiggy do you want to eat an orange?

 

iam mors sola fuga est

 

 

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You're vomitting cause...? *looks vague* Hope it's not a personal thing *climbs out of spa and gets dressed again*

Um... the hogtying thing... it's funny. But look at it this way, I'm short and I'm smallish of build - hogtying someone bigger has its definate advantages. Rob's like a good foot and a half taller than me for starters (that's not even including his substantial bulk as of late - see him in RTN vid?? OMFG!) so it's kinda a necessity - I need to bring him down to a level playing field I think. Same goes for anyone taller than me - which is probably most people. I'm like 5'3" on a good day... *grins* Shortass. But inclusing ropes and such... hasn't this orgy just taken a turn into S&M with the bondage? *evil smirk* Trust me to bring the filth and depravity... *sigh*

 

But thanks for the kind words bout not bein' old. Still feel like y'all's (?!?) older sister/mum sometimes but (not yours per se, just in the collective sense) oh well, its all good! :D

 

And Sygy - I'm with you... not in that way of couse! *laughs* But think we're pretty outnumbered... oh well... c'est la vie!

I vomitted cause of the hogtying thing lol

I found out today, that hogtying is definately not my thing, I found out by cybervomiting when someone explained the term...XD

 

well might turn out to be good for you XD being a foot shorter than Rob or something, oh wait, I have no idea how tall he is :p could imagine something around 6'2" or 6'3"

I've actually been wondering about LP's height lol cause I'm really short...so I've been hoping most of them are too :D so that I've got role models my height

yeah it's stupid...it's a self esteem thing

 

and yeah you're not old, I've got a cousin/aunt/2nd cousin w/e that's called who's 30 or 29, I don't see her as so much older than me, I can talk about a lot of things with her

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Posted
wait. you really make beds? a made the bedmaster whatever? and people actually buy it? and and YOU ACTUALLY MARRY PEOPLE? what.. the... hell? wow.

give me your eyes for just one second

give me your eyes so i can see

everything that i've been missing

give me a love for humanity

give me your arms for the broken-hearted

the ones that are far beyond my reach

Posted

Yes, it's all true. He makes pretty nice beds. 4 out of 5 star rating!

 

XD

 

 

OK, here's the deal.

I have become a mod, and it is not fitting for a mod to run such a thread.

Therefore I have been asked to close this thread.

CLOSED!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

nah just kidding...I hope I got someone

XD

I love mod jokes

they're not funny, but I like them anyway :p

 

LMAO That's got to be the funniest thing I've seen in awhile.

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I'm 5'3"... that's around 150/160cm give or take a bit. So the conversion chart just told me *laughs*

Yeah me think Rob's like 6'3"/6'4". Chas is like 5'9". Mike is 6' even. The others...? God only knows.

How old are you Viking??? I wanna know too now... (waits with Sygy)

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5'3" is just around 160 cm

 

Chaz is 5'9"? lol such a powerful voice, from a guy not that tall...

 

Sygy actually asked how tall I am, and you asked how old I am

 

ok, I'll spill it, I'm 5'7", please don't laugh...

and I'm 17 since this July

 

ok let's talk about something else, please...

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Well TYG, thanks for that! Come to the place for entertainment and go away with knowledge. I knew I loved this place for a reason... *smirk* Thanks hon.

 

5'7". Man that's not short :D I'm short... but my mum is 5'0", my friend Rea is 4'8"... that's short. *laughs* Anyway... don't sweat it. *hugs* I love you just as you are... *awww* Persoanlly any guy taller than me is a sweet deal, but seeing as how I suffer so terribly from 'Duck's disease' (Australian slang for being so short) it's not that hard thesedays. Even most 10 year olds tower over me now... *gulp* Meek.

 

And I have to say, I don't care what that thing says under your bright yellow name, I'm not calling you Fribby. You've always been my Viking. Viking you are and Viking you shall stay! *laughs* I'm stubborn for an Aquarian :D

 

Hmmm... fruit and orgies. What a thread! *laughs* Feels like home to me...

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No problem

 

Not short? hmm maybe not in Aussie lol

you might wanna reconcider that around where I live, concidering the nickname you have for me lol...yeah

 

aww thanks :)

but I mean, I'd say my type is around your height...and yes I did say that..XD

so I mean I like "short" women, which btw isn't really short, at least not for women whatsoever, so you're not that short really

 

oh yeah that lol...well you do that ;)

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*lol* Sorry - I totally forgot that whole Viking image...

In Australia we have a way of looking at things in their opposite. Let me explain; (this is gonna make us as a nation sound dumb but *shrug* so be it)

A red cattledog/animal we would call "Blue."

A fat wo/man we would call "skinny."

A tall wo/man we would call "shortie/tiny."

And so forth...

Yes, we are a strange bunch Downunder... that's why we're downunder...

Hey! Don't blame us, we were sired by convicts and rejects dagnammit! What the hell would you expect?!? *laughs*

Anyways... don't sweat it... no offence meant/taken inadvertently or otherwise. :D

 

*laughs again* I'm your type huh? *grins* Sweet of you to say. But I can't. I'm afraid (besides the fact I'm like 12 yrs your senior - gasp! Shock-horror! *s******s*) I've given myself to my church... I've dedicated myself to the lord as the way of all true devotees... :rolleyes:

I may be older but it still doesn't stop me acting like an unruly teenager when the occasion arises, damnit! XD (It's okay - I know you're only joking. I don't have the Moderator gift of humor like y'all - yes, I'm referring to that joke of yours before, so you'll just have to forgive this old duck her transgressions, okidoke? :D)

Swish!

 

Now... what happened to that orgy/orange? XD

This place so tickles my funnybone...

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*lol* Sorry - I totally forgot that whole Viking image...

In Australia we have a way of looking at things in their opposite. Let me explain; (this is gonna make us as a nation sound dumb but *shrug* so be it)

A red cattledog/animal we would call "Blue."

A fat wo/man we would call "skinny."

A tall wo/man we would call "shortie/tiny."

And so forth...

Yes, we are a strange bunch Downunder... that's why we're downunder...

Hey! Don't blame us, we were sired by convicts and rejects dagnammit! What the hell would you expect?!? *laughs*

Anyways... don't sweat it... no offence meant/taken inadvertently or otherwise. :D

 

*laughs again* I'm your type huh? *grins* Sweet of you to say. But I can't. I'm afraid (besides the fact I'm like 12 yrs your senior - gasp! Shock-horror! *s******s*) I've given myself to my church... I've dedicated myself to the lord as the way of all true devotees... :rolleyes:

I may be older but it still doesn't stop me acting like an unruly teenager when the occasion arises, damnit! XD (It's okay - I know you're only joking. I don't have the Moderator gift of humor like y'all - yes, I'm referring to that joke of yours before, so you'll just have to forgive this old duck her transgressions, okidoke? :D)

Swish!

 

Now... what happened to that orgy/orange? XD

This place so tickles my funnybone...

lol that's ok :)

lol that's weird of you Aussies...but not really cos we here do that as well lol

 

but lol that's not what I meant :p

I was saying how it's perfectly normal to be of your height

but as coincidence would have it, my type is around your height, and my super uber type has blonde hair and blue eyes lol yeah that's true

I don't really have a type for real though, right now I'm obsessed with an Indian girl, so there goes my norse blonde steriotype type out the window lol

there's just something about indian skin color, plus she's just really gorgeous...

 

lol come on, you do, you say jokes all the time, and they're always good :) and I'm not just saying that, although people seem to think that of me after a certain mount of time

well it is true that I do tend to tell people what they want to hear :rolleyes:

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Norse blonde stereotype? *laughs* Funy how each nationality has it's own type huh? Come to think of it, I really don't know what the Aussie one is *looks vague* That's prolly cause I'm a chick and I'm not into girls *aww*

 

But on a personal note I'm a slave to the stereotype of the fairytales; tall dark and handsome. (No, really? *fakes surprise* Gitouttahere! :rolleyes: ) Cept he doesn't need to ride a horse or weild a sword to sweep me off my proverbial feet (though riding a hog - Harley for the uninitiated few) will definately win you bonus points. :D

Funny how all the guys I've had a thing for in my past even as a kid have all fit the ideal in some way or another. Freud would have us believe that leads back to our parents (guy had a strange thing with his mother as if you didn't know that I wont ellaborate on here! *grin*) but I don't like to think so. God, I hope not...

Hey, how did we get into another D & M Viking? We haven't done this for a while! *sighs reminicently* (is that a real word or did I just pull a Homer Simpson?) XD (Simpons joke, d'oh!) See... 29 going on 17... gotta love it!

 

Your lady-friend sounds sweet. Indian woman are pretty though, naturally, like many Asian women too, and African women - they don't need to make themselves up to be something they aren't on the whole. Their beauty usually comes from within. You've gotta admire that kind of beauty, the kind that surpasses the skin-deep analogy. Yeah.

-Rav

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lol does the stereotype have to be female?

and yeah I guess you're right

 

lol this is exactly what I mean, that your type thing made me laugh, the harley and all that :p

 

Freud? well that guy was just weird :D

 

 

ok one thing here, what's D & M?

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lol does the stereotype have to be female?

and yeah I guess you're right

 

lol this is exactly what I mean, that your type thing made me laugh, the harley and all that :p

 

Freud? well that guy was just weird :D

 

 

ok one thing here, what's D & M?

Answers in order;

No.

Yeah, thanks, but I never intend to crack a funny, it just kinda happens *sly grin*

Yeah, don't get me started on him.

Deep and Meaningful. Sorry. You'd think after almost 30 years I'd have a better grasp on my native language. (I speak 2 langauages - English and Slang. Slang is Aussie English. Oh, a third would be Bullsh*t, of which I am colloquially fluent... hehehe, but that's a whole nother story!) But that's another 'annoying' trait we Aussies/'Ozzies' have; needlessly abbreviating at will. Do it all the time in general conversation. Even words we abbreviate - "News" is generally "noos". "Home" is generally pronounced "ome." Surnames get 'O' added on in male conversations. When blokes get together Thomas will be Thomo, Steve will be Stevo, even Rob will be Robo, doesn't matter if you like it or not, it's the Aussie way generally... hmm... Yobos we are... *s******s* We're terrible speakers, us laypersons. Yeah... how did I wander of the track again? Do it all the time... weirdo... *sighs*

 

Anyway... prattling again. Shutting up now. Heheh. Sorry. *zips mouth closed and stands quietly in the corner looking all sweet and innocent*

-Rav :D

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Posted

see, that's the best comedy, the one that's not planned ;)

 

oh I see, thanks for clearing that up.

and lol yeah I'd say those two are two very different languages, although I rarely hear Aussie slang :rolleyes:

there is this one Australian guy in House though, love that character :D

 

well I'd really like to come to Aussie sometime, this sounds so funny :p

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