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So I go to Burger King the other day because I have had a craving for it recently. I buy, among other things, a 6-piece Chicken Fries because Chicken Fries kick ass. I open the box and grab the first one and look at it. I then realize that I cannot eat this Chicken Fry because it is shaped like a penis.

 

After laughing at it for several minutes, I get in my car and return to the school where my old high school robotics team is hosting a FIRST Lego League regional and, naturally, I show it to all my friends because it is hilarious. One of my friends happened to have a digital camera and so we placed the aptly named "Penis Fry" on the now-empty Chicken Fries box to take pictures. Ironically enough, the top of the box reads "Anywhere, Anytime"

 

Since my friend is rarely online, I cannot post the pictures now. When I get them, they'll be uploaded. Until then, enjoy the story. Thought you all might find a little humor in it.

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I want to see this picture. x_x

And then I felt chills in my bones / The breath I saw was not my own

I knew my skin that wrapped my frame / Wasn't made to play this game

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Now was this actually shaped like a penis? or do all chicken fries look like that in your mind?

 

XD

 

Lol, i was waiting for someone to say something like that. Yes, it actually is shaped like a penis. And I don't think about chicken fries on a daily basis. XD

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This thread has everything-

Good story

BK Chicken Fries

Phallic objects

Mention of LEGOs

 

Sell it on eBay, I say.

 

That is EXACTLY what my friends told me. Considering the "Holy Mary Grilled Cheese Sandwich" went for several thousand dollars, something tells me this will go for a pretty penny.

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Lol' date=' i was waiting for someone to say something like that. Yes, it actually is shaped like a penis. And I don't think about chicken fries on a daily basis. XD[/quote']

 

LMAO that's just awesome. Can't wait to see the pic... o_O

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Thanks Agent, now everytime I buy chicken fries, I'm going to think that. :p

I would like to see this, this sounds very funny.

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I'm sorry I don't subcomb myself to your fashion

If life were simple, what'd be the point of it?

No, you got that backwards. I'm the one who's normal, stuck in an abnormal world.

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ROFL..."MY PENIS FRY IS ETERNAL BITCH"

 

Yes, a good quote. I won't forget that one anytime soon.

lmao that's a classic

 

XD

 

I put it in my personal message on MSN :p

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this just seems cheezy...

 

 

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ROFLMAO, well you kno how they say..

 

"Have it your way"

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What happens when it starts going mouldy? I wanna see the pics too ^^ Chicken frie porn.

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