Your favourite movie/tv quote ^^

[Phranka]

lol, I lövee quotes

I used to have like 50 sound clips of the show Friends on my mp3 player.. let's see..

 

Joey: [trying to look nineteen] So, you're playing a little Playstation, huh? That's whack. Playstation is whack. 'Sup with the whack Playstation, 'sup? Huh? Come on, am I nineteen or what?

Chandler: Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely nineteen.

 

Joanna: What are you doing?

Chandler: I'm getting dressed.

Joanna: Why?

Chandler: When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me

 

Rachel: What if she jumped out of the bassinet

Rachel: Oh my God, I left the water running.

Ross: Rach, you did not leave the water running. Please, just pull yourself together, okay?

Rachel: Ah, did I leave the stove on?

Ross: You haven't cooked since 1996.

Rachel: Is the window open? Because if there's a window open, a bird could fly in there.

Ross: Oh my god, you know what, yeah, I think you're right. I think... listen, listen.

Rachel: Huh?

Ross: A pigeon, a pigeon. No, no wait, no, no, an eagle flew in. Landed on the stove and caught fire. The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid. The eagle, however, misconstrues it as an act of aggression and grabs the baby in its talons. Meanwhile the faucet fills the apartment with water. Baby and bird still ablaze are locked in a death grip, swirling around in the whirlpool that fills the apartment.

 

Ross: [Two girls love him] I don't know what I'm gonna do. What am I gonna do? I mean, this, this is like a complete nightmare.

Chandler: Oh, I know, this must be so hard. "Oh no, two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties AND MY DIAMOND SHOES ARE TOO TIGHT."

 

Joey: [eating jam from a jar] Want some jam?

Chandler: No thanks, I just had a jar of mustard.

 

Monica: Fine! Judge all you want to but,

[points to Ross]

Monica: married a lesbian,

[points to Rachel]

Monica: left a man at the altar,

[points to Phoebe]

Monica: fell in love with a gay ice dancer,

[points to Joey]

Monica: threw a girl's wooden leg in the fire,

[points to the box Chandler's in]

Monica: lives in a box!

 

[Flipping a coin to choose between "ducks" and "clowns."]

Joey: "Heads" should be ducks, because ducks have heads.

Chandler: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday parties?

[ImTheOneThatFalls]

Hannibal: "Why Hello Claris..."

 

It's as simple as that.