Whats the deal here?

[Konspiracy Ken]

how come there are all these threads but only the same 5 people who monopolise the whole shabang?

Someone starts off the thread with an amusing idea or comment and then come in the regulars and destroy it with all skill of a drunk american fighter pilot told to destroy a mosque

 

I bet new memberships are WAY fucking down!

[skategreen]

Would you please help us fix it? We're just wringing our hands in despair.

[Konspiracy Ken]

Certainly. Perhaps you should open a section with competitions.

Like "Who's tits are these" which feature breasts of the rich and famous, like Jennifer Anniston, Natalie Portman and Robert Mugabe and get contestants to guess who they belong to.

 

You could ensure that all submissions are made in Finnish thereby not excluding the fair people of Finland from the debates.

 

Have the site sponsored by a major firm, like reebok and have a bunch of black people tell us how hard it was growing up in 'da hood'. Thats allways good for a laugh

 

Have celebrity pissed off people writing in from time to time to air their grievance.

 

Fuck me I'm full of ideas. Do I get upgraded to MOD yet or do I need to submit some more ideas before this tanker of lard goes under for the final time?

[Mack the Knife]

Certainly. Perhaps you should open a section with competitions.

Like "Who's tits are these" which feature breasts of the rich and famous, like Jennifer Anniston, Natalie Portman and Robert Mugabe and get contestants to guess who they belong to.

 

You could ensure that all submissions are made in Finnish thereby not excluding the fair people of Finland from the debates.

 

Have the site sponsored by a major firm, like reebok and have a bunch of black people tell us how hard it was growing up in 'da hood'. Thats allways good for a laugh

 

Have celebrity pissed off people writing in from time to time to air their grievance.

 

Fuck me I'm full of ideas. Do I get upgraded to MOD yet or do I need to submit some more ideas before this tanker of lard goes under for the final time?

I'm convinced. Will somebody please make this guy a moderater?

[phreakwars]

Yeah, I'll get right on that.

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[Konspiracy Ken]

Excellent. I figure I wont get paid for this, but can I claim expenses?

[Mack the Knife]

Sure, I'll let you use my expired public libary card.

[Msixty]

and then come in the regulars and destroy it with all skill of a drunk american fighter pilot told to destroy a mosque

 

not to be, as you so tastefully put it, a 'drunk american pilot', but this kind of thoughtless comment is what usually gets an otherwise good point shot to hell and doomed to the archives.

 

you have a point that the same people keep posting new threads, but they have no life and are always pissed off about shit, hence why the post so much, the rest of us don't have anything worth posting, or are too lazy/stupid to keep it going when we do.

 

anyway, what usually happens is someone like you makes an otherwise valid point then fucks it up by pointlessly insulting the troops or some good people, organisation, or nation, to further your point. if you don't step on the 'regulars' emotional landmines you wont have a problem, otherwise, better be able to fight back (a much needed skill here)

[phreakwars]

I like how new people can give an assesment of this place after being here one day.

 

Fucking think they know what were all about.. in the end, they always become our chew toy.

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[eddo]

I like how new people can give an assesment of this place after being here one day.

 

Fucking think they know what were all about.. in the end, they always become our chew toy.

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and yet this one isn't in the box yet...

[phreakwars]

and yet this one isn't in the box yet...

Good point, How about 3 days ??

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[Msixty]

Good point, How about 3 days ??

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lol, i think phreak likes this one!

[manicmonday]

lol, i think phreak likes this one!

 

 

He has fantasies about the newbie and his new Bowflex.

[Msixty]

He has fantasies about the newbie and his new Bowflex.

 

oh...god.... i didn't need to get any such image in my head shudder

 

(free cookie to the first person who can find a picture of something like that on google) ...... but only if you warn me first

[Anna Perenna]

how come there are all these threads but only the same 5 people who monopolise the whole shabang?

Someone starts off the thread with an amusing idea or comment and then come in the regulars and destroy it with all skill of a drunk american fighter pilot told to destroy a mosque

 

I bet new memberships are WAY fucking down!

 

It's true, but most newbies aren't as brilliantly insightful or as bravely honest as you, Krapsimile Ken.

 

Good luck in your quest to bring about change one scathing put down at a time.

 

If anyone can do it, you can.

[Konspiracy Ken]

It's true, but most newbies aren't as brilliantly insightful or as bravely honest as you, Krapsimile Ken.

 

Good luck in your quest to bring about change one scathing put down at a time.

 

If anyone can do it, you can.

 

 

Thank you

That is the nicest post I've read from you. Usually your posts are pointless and just regurgitating crap like a supermodel at an all you can eat buffet, but this post has actually made me think about correcting one of my previous posts about you. I'm not going to, but at least I thought about it

[Konspiracy Ken]

Hey now I get another bug up my ass from some wanker of a mod

 

 

You have been banned for the following reason:

None

 

Date the ban will be lifted: 01-19-2007, 03:00 AM

 

So now I cant post a new thread. Although this is a relief to some of you doesnt actually stop me from replying to threads that are already there, which could seriously fuck up some the threads, more than they are now, if I cant start a new one which you simply dont have to read.

Although some of you may beleive in the power of free speech, apparently the mods dont. You can post views about how you hate Jews, Muslims how dictators die and whatever, as long as you dont poke fun at a mod. What a bunch of over sensitive freaks, they belong in a circus not in charge of peoples views.

 

And whats the deal with avatars? Is it a fucking reward scheme?

 

Mrs Mod: "Hey butmuncher, you've licked my arsehole out long enough, you can have a little picture up on my site. There dont you feel better now?"

 

Hope I never get an avatar up if thats the case!

[THE BITCH]

Then why are you whining about not haveing one up ?

[Konspiracy Ken]

Do you actually read the post or just make comments

 

The question was "Whats the deal with avatars?"

 

I've not actually whinged about it. If asking a question is whinging then you've just whinged aswell.

[THE BITCH]

I'm always whining just check any of my post for that.

The point is if you don't want an avatar then why whine about not having one

[Konspiracy Ken]

I dont want an avatar if it means sucking up to a mod.

My tongue is meant for many things, just not exploring back passages

[phreakwars]

How does one have their free speech imposed on if they can still post ?? That doesn't make sense. If your free speech were being blocked, then you wouldn't be able to respond to posts. And you are not banned, you are just blocked from using other functions of the board untill you quit trying to think your something special. That won't get you very far around here. Complain all you want, don't like it... complain some more.

 

Edit: Thanks for the offer to lick my rectum, but if your anything like your mom, I'll pass. Her tongue just wasn't long enough to hit the right spot.

 

Nazz tells me she does like corn however.

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[OmegaManiac]

Shit! I guess I missed the first round of "chop up the newbitch".

[Konspiracy Ken]

How does one have their free speech imposed on if they can still post ?? That doesn't make sense. If your free speech were being blocked, then you wouldn't be able to respond to posts. And you are not banned, you are just blocked from using other functions of the board untill you quit trying to think your something special. That won't get you very far around here. Complain all you want, don't like it... complain some more.

 

Edit: Thanks for the offer to lick my rectum, but if your anything like your mom, I'll pass. Her tongue just wasn't long enough to hit the right spot.

 

Nazz tells me she does like corn however.

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I am something fucking special and I'm not talking about the school you went to. I'm a person who is pissed off half the time, the other time I'm asleep. Never once offered to lick your rectum, but if you like men ramming their tongues up your ass, good for you. Glad to hear you can come out of the closet if its only on this faceless site and not to your parents. My mother died 2 years ago and was cremated, fuck knows who you had. Probably one of your mail order thai ladyboys.

 

Free speech is what it is. It is being able to tell a moderator to go fuck himself in a thread all of its own without some fuck sitting on my shoulder saying what I can or cant post. That is free speach!

 

Dont tread on me, go tread somewhere else!

[OmegaManiac]

I am something fucking special My mother died 2 years ago and was cremated,

 

Free speech is what it is. I never fucked a cremated bitch before but there was this one chick that was really ashy, does that count? That is free speach!

 

Dont tread on me, go tread somewhere else!

So is there a chance that you might have some kernel of something interesting to say any time soon or are you just gonna lay there drooling personal information all over the place while we take turns Tea bagging your brain? Just curious.