Hi can you guys tell me who you think is winning?

[Zest03]

http://www.ipengo.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=3427&st=30#

 

go there and read that topic, we are "battling" and I made an awesome post that I think should make me win but what do you think?

 

(PS sorry if this is in the wrong place I am new here)

[azemkamikaze03]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wow?

 

No one wins. Everyone gets slapped with a lablel called suck and two tickets to "how to effectivly diss someone without sounding like a complete dumbass" school

[ForgottenKid]

I wont say anything as harsh as hamid over there, but what the? lmao...you and this climbtree kid are messed in a really funny way. Who cares who wins, the point is boys and girls dont do things like this; it just pisses other people off.

[Stenners]

You see this is exactly why the internet can be a bad thing!

 

Anybody can try to battle rhyme & the result is usualy the same..... both people suck and I agree the person who asked 'has the battle started yet' wins because that was good one, what you posted was lame.

[Pheonix791989]

i agree with matt and azem. most of the people do suck.

[azemkamikaze03]

unless your me.

 

Im sick with the words. My CD's throw up the flows so sick.

[Black_Angel]

Well that was weird.

[Zest03]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wow?

 

No one wins. Everyone gets slapped with a lablel called suck and two tickets to "how to effectivly diss someone without sounding like a complete dumbass" school

 

perhaps u should takle the "tickets" to the sch hool since you can't even spell label!!

Perhaps you should spend more of your free time making your own thoughts instead of filling it with pop. Maybe if your parents had told you to think constructively instead of merely buying you that CD you would have realised the point behind the battle. Go quote lyrics at them in the middle of dinner.

You're the dumbass that watches a boxing match and complains about the lack of kicking. How's this for an effective insult:

I'm climbtree.

You should have figured it out if you read the entire topic. To save you time and the hassle of such laborourous work as thought, here's a quote

further down the track my popularity grew

this skinny dude named chester said "yo dude we heard o you"

we met in lincoln park and he called me climbtree

i said "i don't approve of you calling me that and i don't approve of your sexuality"

but when i spat it at him i accidently spat a spark

and that stupid faggot made a million in the band named linkin park

Why would part of the rap be underlined? To emphasize it?

Although it is HIGHLY UNLIKELY AND ONLY THEORISED, it could be underlined because it is a hyperlink to another website.

Where does it go? It could lead to such anti-social elements of culture as pornography, but since we're on the internet already let's give it a go!

That's right, it links to this member's profile. That was the insult, that he would be a member of an online Linkin Park forum.

Do you get it now? Hidden deep within the borderline iliteratacy of the posts are meant to be insanely complex insults and references. A good battler would have understood that. You didn't and neither did he, so I'm the winner in all cases.

 

A label called suck is Warner Brothers, btw.

[azemkamikaze03]

Considering the fact that you spelled school wrong after just correcting me on my spelling leads me to believe that your a uhhh how do we say it? Idiot.

And just becuase you use 20 dollar words doesnt mean you'' get any street cred. Plus dissing warner bros doesn't really hurt us, So go ahead.

 

I'm guessing when you wrote this:

 

Yo yo yo

Mike check mike check

Yo yo

Mike check 1 2

123

Mike check

yo

yo

Mike check 1 2 1 2

 

Yo, yo, yo yo yo yo

LIke a philipian weopon

you are very tall

but i am like david so i will defeat you all

i know you used to drive an auto

and you used to make it stall

when i was spittin' lyrics

you was still learning to crawl

 

[chorus]

you said daddy take me higher

higher to the sky

we should've climbed that tree together

you said you wanted higher

i let you climb higher

you were at the top

and then you

fell to the ground X 2

 

18 years and not one fall

18 years and not a curtain call

18 years and i'm still fresher than yall

i've got the eye of the tiger and the cheatah's cheat

i've got PETA in the basement and they're bbegging for meat

i punched a dino in the face and knocked the fecker out

when he woke up he tried eating grass and suffered from gout

b cause my ryhmes they flow like the butter from the spout

you weren't born, your mother kicked you out

 

[chorus]

u said that you were thirsty

and in need of a drink

I led you to the water

led you to the water

led you to the water where you drowned oh boy

where you drowned oh boy X2

 

back in the day's getting blazed on the haze

with tupac askin ways

to get his ass laid

i felt sorry for the dude so i taught him how to spit

gettin girls is what he wanted and with my help he did it

a couple years later i met a man called dre

i took him to a restraunt and i ordered creme bru le

he said "yo climbtree help me i got debts i gotta pay"

i gave him a record presser an i sent him on his way

further down the track my popularity grew

this skinny dude named chester said "yo dude we heard o you"

we met in lincoln park and he called me climbtree

i said "i don't approve of you calling me that and i don't approve of your sexuality"

but when i spat it at him i accidently spat a spark

and that stupid faggot made a million in the band named linkin park

 

[chorus]

you said that you were cold

so i started a fire

you laid next to the fire

i left you by the fire and you

got jsut got burnt ohoohoho X2

 

you think i'm gonna white out cause i'm on victory road

with a couple of soda's and a level 20 garados

but since i rock i know what i am talking about

water moves on a rock type are a one move knock outs

i'ma double slap you so hard your chancy'll get a bruise

i''m so well hardboiled boy you kno i'll never lose

i sneezed one time and i killed john lennon

i bloew a high c when I was thinking of a lemon

pucker up fool cause you know you're washed up

give me all your base and your chupa chup

 

[chorus]

you said you wanted on

you wanted to jump aboard

i opened up the door and you

jumped on board

you took a ride

you did it for the kids X2

 

 

a million way's on a couple of pages

if i were hired to write rhymes you'd know i'd earn my wages

because every blow i land you know has several different stages

and it could take you some time before you see all of their faces

and it could take some time for you to get all the refraces

if you post again know that i still have more instore

i can hit you baby one more time or many many more

did you see what I did there it was called an allusion

and if the person skipped your mind clapton is the solution

 

You said you wanted letters

you wanted capital letters

i pressed the caps lock button but you

left it on X2

 

if this rhyme was recorded it's length would be six:sixety six

not because of satan but average length of dicks

when you become 'successful' and you're eating fish and chips

try not to cry about this batlle when you reminesce

did you know that a kilobyte is eight one-thousand bits?

if you were a blood then everyone they would become a crip

*beat stops*

Fity cent: Dude, you have completely destructified this guy! Quit beating a dead horse!

Me:Never! *blam blam*

(this is how nelly got those gun wounds in his face)

I don't need the beat I have been in a trailer once,

your stolen rap compared to mine is like avril lavigne to punk

you should quit now while your family's still got air in my trunk

i'll hand you to the executioner MC Science funk!

MCSF:

YO!

Chicken chatter speed feet occurs posthumously

Man once roamed the jungle like an ape assumedly

I rhyme as well as is possible humanly

Disecting lyrically, surgically, gruesomely

I'm the one that increased beyonce's glutes so hugely

But you don't know what you mean to me

a speck in my eye that I will remove shortly

I need some sodium pentathol injected immediately

you'll never recover the secret recipe from me

Colonol Sanders intrusted it to my family

I don't think you're ready for this jelly

just jump in to my belly COME ON ALREADY

 

Me again:

fat slappin' gat strappin' lets have some fun

party down with playdoh pete lets get the grove on

YO MC SF did you invite everyone?

MC SF: Yes

except for Zest right?

MC SF: Yes

Good, that's the way it should be.

 

You weren't serious. If your going to try to rap avoid shit like this

"if this rhyme was recorded it's length would be six:sixety six

not because of satan but average length of dicks"

Never knew penguin lovers could be so ignorant.

Plus if your going to abbreviate Micraphone it's Mic, not Mike. :thumbsup:

But hey, some people are just not as smart as others.

 

Also since you seem to like hyperlinking shit heres one for you

 

You seem to spit illogically

like typical white chavs do

So from me and LPF here's a generous Click Here

[misspiggy]

perhaps u should takle the "tickets" to the sch hool since you can't even spell label!!

Perhaps you should spend more of your free time making your own thoughts instead of filling it with pop. Maybe if your parents had told you to think constructively instead of merely buying you that CD you would have realised the point behind the battle. Go quote lyrics at them in the middle of dinner.

You're the dumbass that watches a boxing match and complains about the lack of kicking. How's this for an effective insult:

I'm climbtree.

You should have figured it out if you read the entire topic. To save you time and the hassle of such laborourous work as thought, here's a quote

 

Why would part of the rap be underlined? To emphasize it?

Although it is HIGHLY UNLIKELY AND ONLY THEORISED, it could be underlined because it is a hyperlink to another website.

Where does it go? It could lead to such anti-social elements of culture as pornography, but since we're on the internet already let's give it a go!

That's right, it links to this member's profile. That was the insult, that he would be a member of an online Linkin Park forum.

You see, members of a forum like this are a joke on the internet. Do you get it now? Hidden deep within the borderline iliteratacy of the posts are meant to be insanely complex insults and references. A good battler would have understood that. You didn't and neither did he, so I'm the winner in all cases.

 

A label called suck is Warner Brothers, btw.

seriously dude your a dumbass...okay and before you dis people why dont you take a little goddamn advice and take the critique people is givin you. seriously you shouldnt fight with azem cuz you aint gonna win. this boy got mad skill and he is cold hell i believe its save to say he got more skill than you. uh...might i say PWNED!!!! your ryhmes dont make any sense. its all just chit chat and blah blah blah get over yourslef cuz you aint the shit your nothin but a joke on a stick. seriously get over it alright. gawd.

[Zest03]

Considering the fact that you spelled school wrong after just correcting me on my spelling leads me to believe that your a uhhh how do we say it? Idiot.

Oh dear.

Considering the fact that one line was full of errors and the rest were perfect should have lead you to the answer of "WTF are they doing?"

 

like typical white chavs do

And just becuase you use 20 dollar words doesnt mean you'' get any street cred. Plus dissing warner bros doesn't really hurt us, So go ahead.

I'm a typical chav (white is redundant) that uses $20 words. I don't care about street kids, it earns me school credits, again, I've gone to school like a typical chav.

 

I'm guessing when you wrote this:

Snipped for great justice

 

You weren't serious. If your going to try to rap avoid shit like this

"if this rhyme was recorded it's length would be six:sixety six

not because of satan but average length of dicks"

Never knew penguin lovers could be so ignorant.

It wasn't serious, well done.

Care to elaborate on my ignorance? Is 666 not the devils number? Is 6.66 inches not close to the average length of dicks?

Or do you mean ignorant about rapping? You can't have though, you already guessed we weren't serious.

 

Plus if your going to abbreviate Micraphone it's Mic, not Mike. :thumbsup:

But hey, some people are just not as smart as others.

I wanted to stress it was miiiiike, not mick. Several times in several of my raps I changed to the phonetic spelling of words. The first line of that rap was:

Yo, yo, yo yo yo yo

LIke a philipian weopon

you are very tall

but i am like david so i will defeat you all

 

I doubt you understand what I did there, yo-yo's were rumoured to have originated in the Philippines, then I said "you are very tall". I knew most people wouldn't get it if I left it at that, so I compared myself to David.

If you still don't get it: Goliath was a Philistine.

The person I was battling is very tall in real life so he should have gotten even more from it.

 

Also since you seem to like hyperlinking shit heres one for you

 

You seem to spit illogically

like typical white chavs do

So from me and LPF here's a generous Click Here

I love how you wrote I seem to spit illogically. I've already attacked the second line, and I don't know what to think of George Bush pulling the fingers!

Maybe if the picture was somehow relevant to what you had said, or maybe if I was a mega-patriotic American, or an iimmigrant to America. Or a Muslim.

 

And to misspiggy, there is no way azem could win in one of my battles as I am still unsure as to whether he understands how to attack. If the rhyme at the end of his post or your post's whimsical Dr Seuss of a rap is anything to go by, I'm confident I could beat you in a rap battle.

 

EDIT: Fixed up the quotes. Didn't want to look like a dumbass that can't close his quotes.

[climb]

This should clear things up.

[Pheonix791989]

srry dude but no one can beat azem, not in a long shot.

[ImTheOneThatFalls]

Glad they got banned.

[LPGirl]

weird...

[stupidsoul1]

This thread makes me feel hungry.

[LPGirl]

rofl random fiona.

i rememeber you once said talking to me makes you feel hungry. lol

[climb]

srry dude but no one can beat azem' date=' not in a long shot.[/quote']

I think what you meant to say was,

 

srry dude but no one can read the crap in my sig' date=' not in a long shot.[/quote']

 

I would have made a better username then that if I planned on posting just so people could see it.

[misspiggy]

And to misspiggy, there is no way azem could win in one of my battles as I am still unsure as to whether he understands how to attack. If the rhyme at the end of his post or your post's whimsical Dr Seuss of a rap is anything to go by, I'm confident I could beat you in a rap battle.

 

ah seeing that you are very concieted...go fuck yourself before i kick the sperm out of your balls. and since you told us you were climb or whatever the fuck that was why dont you get your ass banned...again little bitch. and dont fuckin mess with phi alright your just bitter because we PWN3D your ass.

[climb]

Ah! Seeing that you are conceited...

 

...go fuck yourself, before I kick the sperm out of your balls.

Since you told us you were climb or whatever the fuck that was, why dont you get your ass banned...

 

...again, little bitch.

Dont fuckin mess with phi alright, your just bitter because we PWN3D your ass.

 

Perhaps if you kept up to date on the happenings within your own forum you'd know why that accound was banned.

If you left, would anyone notice? Would anyone ask where you went?

If you stopped posting, would it change the community?

A spam post isn't just short, it can challenge the max. character limit and still be spam.

Nobody cares if you post, nobody wants you to post. The only reason someone wouldn't want me to post is fear of getting "PWNED" (I don't like using that phrase, I mean, 3 years ago maybe but in 2006? Come on).

Re-read this topic with unbiased glasses on and ask yourself at the end "Who do I think won?".

 

PS. Who's phi and when did I mess with them?