Speaking Hypothetically?

[Lyson]

If you wanted to kill someone, how would you do it?

I have a couple of idea's, most of them are warped, but how creative can you be?

[Black_Angel]

Think of a way to get them on their own.. and stab them I'm into the whole "RAAAWWRR I'm gonna kill yooooou!" serial killer thing.

[Lyson]

hehe, that is very original, serial killers have the clever way of doing things. and they hardly ever come across as unstable maniacs. i'm into the whole kidnap, ransom, toture and leave to die kinda thing. much more effective.

[Xero_]

i'm gonna tell you a way to kill that i shared with a friend couple of days ago..

first drain most of the blood,then bone him and nail him to the wall using his bones

[diana]

i'm gonna tell you a way to kill that i shared with a friend couple of days ago..

first drain most of the blood,then bone him and nail him to the wall using his bones

Good one... :thumbsup:

Well, I don't know...never thought bout that before I believe...

If I'd hate a person that I'd like to kill...it'd be pretty bad...just let him/her suffer really bad...

But, however, I couldn't do that...

[Lyson]

that sounds like hard work....need a couple of peeps to pull that off, sounds good tho, very creative.

[aloneme]

If I´d hate somebody so very much , I am sure I wouldn´t do it.Never.I would just sayhim or her that I don´t like him/her and I would say him/her that I don´t want to meet them anymore.

But I couldn´t kill somebody.

[keza]

hit them over the head with a frozen steak, then when the police come to investigate offer them a LOVELY tender steak for dinner, and volia..they have eaten the evidence

[By_My-elf]

LMAO I would just do it out in the open I wouldn't care I'd just be out in three years

But If I wanted to do it secretly I would assasinate them

by just making a poison since we have a few poison herbs here

[allieking]

ok i'm worried about some of you lol

 

ok my way is pretty sly. apple pips have a certain amount of cyanide in them, so get lots of apples crush the pips and put the juice from them in a drink, hey presto!!! one dead person *takes a bow*

[Clogz]

This is a bit macrabe for a public discussion, don't you think? I mean, its your right to think about this stuff...but I don't think its something that should be talked about on here. Keep it to yourself.

[Stenners]

KEZ! I have heard that one so many times :O I dont remember where though

 

I would personally get a spork n ram it up his nosterals, when the said person trys to get it out i will stab him........ yea unoriginal but here is the twist I will sell the meat to a kebab shop so others can eat the evidence!

[keza]

This is a bit macrabe for a public discussion' date=' don't you think? I mean, its your right to think about this stuff...but I don't think its something that should be talked about on here. Keep it to yourself.[/quote']

 

no one being serious though

i mean who could kill someone with a steak lol...but seriously id never be able to kill someone my conscience goes on over drive when i say a sarc comment to someone and they get offended...>.<

 

lol, yea matt matt, maybe from the intertnet...its around lol^^

[LPGotLinkinPark]

I like the capture & torture one & eventually kill them. haha Just becuase if I was going to kill someone anyway, I must hate them pretty bad & like to see them suffer. haha.

[KillMeImIrish]

anytime someone says "hypothetically speaking," they're not speaking "hypothetically." they're speaking about reality. about themselves.

i would NEVER kill someone. geez. and to even think of ways to kill someone... wow. freako.

[stupidsoul1]

The only time i would think of killing someone would be if they killed one of my children, but seeing as i dont have any i dont think i would kill anyone yet.

[meteora500]

hit them over the head with a frozen steak' date=' then when the police come to investigate offer them a LOVELY tender steak for dinner, and volia..they have eaten the evidence[/quote']

 

I believe I read a short story like that back in grade 8, except it wasnt a steak, it was a leg of lamb.

 

I would probably just use poison or something subtle like that. Nothing too gory. Less chance of getting caught that way...I think. But I wouldnt ever kill anybody in the first place, but sometimes its fun to think about that type of stuff as twisted as that sounds.

[misery]

This is a bit macrabe for a public discussion' date=' don't you think? I mean, its your right to think about this stuff...but I don't think its something that should be talked about on here. Keep it to yourself.[/quote']

My thoughts exactly.

[Jeezy]

I would do it with a big knife or something. And I wouldn't stop stapping. But I would never kill somebody. I mean everybody has thought of it one time but not a lot of people do it. I couldn't even kill a big spider or something.