Things to do whilst bored in a supermarket

[Stenners]

01 . Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys

when they aren't looking.

 

02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute

intervals

 

03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies

toilet.

 

04. Walk up to an employee and tell him?her in an official tone:

Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.

 

05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.

 

06. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

 

07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you

are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the

bedding Department.

 

08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask:

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

 

09. Look right into the security

camera, use it as a mirror and pick

your nose.

 

10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he

knows where the anti-depressants are located.

 

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme

from Mission Impossible.

 

12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse

through,

say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

 

13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and

assume the foetal position and scream "NO! ........It's those voices

again!!!"

 

14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell

loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here."

 

15. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

 

16. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

 

17. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

 

18. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

 

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

 

20. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

 

21 - Get Ketchup and a bottled drink (glass) and recreate a murder scene!

 

22 - Get a melon and 10 ketchup bottles, 10 pin bowling in aisle 6!

 

23 - Stalk a customer..... always good for a laugh and restraining order

 

24 - Go to the housewhere section and freak out whenever u see urself in a mirror

 

25 - Trolley Surfing

 

26 - Purchase ur shopping with a credit card/debit cards other then last £2 then pay the £2 in pennies but be short by 4p so you cant buy items.

 

27 - Try to cuss along with the scanner

 

28 - Go to clothing section and sniff underwear, just to see peoples faces

 

29 - Move peoples trolleys when they arent looking

 

30 - Go into toilets with chocolate of some kind (bar or dessert) and leave with suspicious looking stains on ur hands and face, try to stain the toilet and walls for added effect.

[Black_Angel]

Lmao! They're great

[Mikes_Shadow]

haha those are awesome

 

 

I shall try them!

[Sygy]

number 3 and 30 ive already done. hahahahaha

[Part Of Me]

8 & 20 are the best!!! i gotta try these...

[gft___]

lol i like #14

[Victim]

Pretty funny stuff...

[Jeezy]

Cool ideas...I like 13th the most... ha ha

[allieking]

lol i've done the mission impossible one, thanks matt they were funny, you brightend my day

[Stenners]

lol i've done the mission impossible one' date=' thanks matt they were funny, you brightend my day [/quote']

 

ahehehe no problemo

[Xblackwidow20X]

they are awsome. made me laugh. 10 & 23 are my favorets.

[Fort_Underground]

Very funny. A few of em are pretty bad, but other than that really hilarious. I also like 10, 20, and 23

[LPGirl]

haha i saw them ages, i love who ever writes these. nice thread xD

[Stenners]

15 - 30 are new, I should know as I wroted those :O

[LPGirl]

O___o well ive seen ones similar before then..

the list ive read had like 150 things, lol

[.hP.]

LOL FUCKING FUNNY

You just took all my bad thoughts away...

Love to you always

<3