1001 Reason's To Join LPF

[azemkamikaze03]

49. You can hit on random members of the forums

[Stenners]

50. And get away with it

[azemkamikaze03]

51.

I think you're the perfect man to write reasons why men want to be women......

You Get Lines like these

[Stllmn8j]

52. Your pimp level goes up by 14 and a half percent guaranteed

!!!!!!!

[azemkamikaze03]

53. And the girls odont mind being pimped aswell!

[LP186]

49. You can hit on random members of the forums

yeah, thats why i joined

 

54. by joining LPF, you are almost guaranteed of going to heaven, unless you dont believe in God, but im sure there a loophole there somewhere

[Friðbjörn]

55. There's already a shrimp on the LPF Barbie.

[twilightcrimson7]

56. It's only five easy payments of 89.99 to join Plus a minimal shipping and handling fee of 20.99

[LPGirl]

55. There's already a shrimp on the LPF Barbie.

lol the aussie joke

 

57. you buy an azem and get a n00b for free.

[Phranka]

I got a scrolbox thingie on my myspace with all the reasons in it so far!!

whoot!

who knows.. maybe it'll get members..

 

http://www.myspace.com/phranka

 

anyone want the code?

[LPpinkfreak821]

58. you can meet crazy, loud, cool, annoying people & just shut your computer off to get rid of them o.0

 

 

hehehe I love you guys.

[azemkamikaze03]

59. LPF can decrease your chances of getting acne.

*TEN MILLION PEOPLE ALL OF A SUDDEN JOIN*

[Stenners]

60. LPF members do stuff ur girlfreind wouldnt do in ur wildest dreams! Azem once shoved an industrial pump up his ass for someones pleassure, u can get the same!"

[Sygy]

61: you can drool over SB

[ShinodaBear]

awww XD *truns bright red*

 

62. LPF offers more pie than any other message board.

[azemkamikaze03]

63. You get to talk to Keza, whos real hot. Or you can talk to Matt, who's real...You can talk to Keza. She's hot.

[Stllmn8j]

64.You can have a birthday party and get tons of presents....even if u had no party and only got like 4 presents in non-LPF life

[Greyfoxx]

65) you are free to rant and rave as much as you want here....and you might get virtual cookies for it!

[azemkamikaze03]

66) You can choose who you want as a mom!

[Stenners]

67 - Topics like these often run out of steam before the halfway point =)

[azemkamikaze03]

68) You get that one dude, that no matter what makes sure his topics survive!

[Shadowed Heart]

69) People like Hamid at Matt give us guy on guy action!

[Phranka]

70. LPF is so damn horny that if you log in, afterwards and you come back all sweaty and you feel molested cause half the forum wants to have sex with you

 

 

damn.. (see fribby journal)

[Sygy]

i would very much like to have sex with you!

hehehe

 

71, you meet funny ppl who actually care!!!!

[Jeezy]

72...you get to meet me....that's the best reason...