1001 Reason's To Join LPF

[azemkamikaze03]

115. You have Stenners, your local political expert to advise on how to bet your money! so you'll have fun AND make profit, all in one! And then you later find out the money you made was made illegally and get arrested. And you can call Azem to fly over and pick you up.

[Friðbjörn]

116. you get to see for yourself why not everyone passes math exams...

[Lenneh]

117. We have people from all over the world to teach you foreign languages!

 

*dropped maths last year* I'm innocent!

[Stenners]

118. Where if your hated your loved and if your loved your hated =]

 

BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!

[Lenneh]

119. Because here at LPF, you are guaranteed to encounter some weird spelling mistakes, which are good for a laugh.

[Greyfoxx]

120. Here at LPF, we promote safe sexx(sygy) and we have loads of DRINKSS!!!! *goes to the bar*

[Phranka]

121. You get a free spelling advisor/corrector.

[Lenneh]

122. We have our very own hospital to treat minor diseases/accidents! (and it's all refunded by your insurance company!)

[keza]

123

hehe cool number

u make amazing friends on here, and even if they read ur posts all the time/see u all the time theyre still always happy to see yew <3

[Phranka]

124. The word 'Penis' is mentioned more than on the official penis forum.

 

(I found out there IS a http://www.penisforum.nl lmao okay.. unneeded info)

[azemkamikaze03]

125. You get to see how closely related english is to other languages ie. Erectiestoornissen, Sex & Masturbatie....yup

[Phranka]

126. Straight guys click random links with penisses in it and learn some stuff.. also if you don't empty your history thing your parents will read it and will become worried about their sons.

[azemkamikaze03]

127. You learn that "Frequent sexual intercourse and masturbation protects men against a common form of cancer, suggests the largest study of the issue to date yet."

[Friðbjörn]

128. you learn that the least expected people have a thing for penises...

[azemkamikaze03]

*cough*phranka*cough*

 

129. yOu CaN TyP3 LyKe ThIs AnD GeT YeLlEd By An AnGrY Lp FaN!

[Phranka]

*cough*phranka*cough*

 

129. yOu CaN TyP3 LyKe ThIs AnD GeT YeLlEd By An AnGrY Lp FaN!

and then (see reason 121.) happends

121. You get a free spelling advisor/corrector.

hm this was not a reason.. btw

[ImTheOneThatFalls]

108. You don't only get to meet azem - you can actually talk to her' date=' what more does one want?![/quote']

 

 

im a guy............................................................................................................................................................

 

130. we have gender confusion

[Vash_the_Stampede]

131.

Cristina - You kinky, kinky little child... Love ya for it too.

 

^

You get cool quotes to put in your sig.

[azemkamikaze03]

132

we get to hate xtina for bring up gender confusion and painful memories

[keza]

108. You don't only get to meet azem - you can actually talk to her' date=' what more does one want?![/quote']

 

hahah azems a woman!! rofl

 

133

u get to meet people that make even yew *points randomly* look sane

[azemkamikaze03]

134

you can make fun of keza...for free

[Greyfoxx]

135

u get cookies...and maybe more...?

[Stenners]

136: Happy hour at the bar every 8pm

 

ID must be shown at the bar, over 18's only.

[Lenneh]

137. However since the barkeeper, Stenners, is already drunk by 8pm, you can get alcohol without any trouble, even under 18's. (although there will be secret agents patroling the streets.. dont get caught)

[keza]

thats not vereh nice azem hahaha

138 yew can steal azems cat and make him cry