Stenners Posted May 13, 2006 Posted May 13, 2006 If you take offense easily please dont read, its quite explicit but the topic is deadly serious. So your finnaly hitting puberty/ what is this feeling suddenly hitting me/ the urge to bust n thrust/ and look at some girls bust/ next thing you know your ready to go/ you look down, o shit is it meant to grow?/ begging that teacher dont make u stand/ people seeing your peepy isnt grand/ as you grow a lil older and you want a girl/ you dont care how she is and if she makes u hurl/ alls u know is she has an entry and exit/ n is whilling to relax and wet it/ but you have a problem you dont have a johnny/ you go ahead, is 50 pence too much money?/ the first time is rough n rocky/ opps wasnt meant to to that, sorry/ screaming n crying rather then moaning and groaning/ but hey you get to brag to your mates in the morning/ You gave her herpes/ gave her warts on her knees/ can i get a cure please/ sorry its an incurable desease/ You pray for the tests to be negative/ but shes got warts now is it relative/ you dont want to know her/ eh she werent that great didnt give me a boner/ next morning you wake up/ your bulls have swollen into the shape of a cup/ u panic and run to the nearest ward/ gee getting laid is gonna be so awkward/ you got syphelis but thats not the worst/ you got warts n i think they are bout to burst!/ the pain ur bout to suffer is not worth to think/ o shit one just gave me a wink!/ We could freeze m I guess/ but it will only make em appear a lil less/ your now off of the market/ at least u got a girl to finnaly suck it/ she gave me herpes/ she gave me warts on my knees/ can i get a cure please/ sorry its an incurable desease/ 9 months later you now have a child/ he's got warts like ur wife aint it wild/ the pain is now ever so mild/ but the bumps gunk n rash is still there/ not as if you should care/ your now immune to each other/ both ur pieces look like they been ran over by a hummer/ the bursting cycle is down to once a week/ no where near as bad as when they where at their peak/ you had to have unprotected sex n be cool/ till ur testes give up n just gotta fall/ having no dick aint fucking cool/ dont u wish u could still piss up the wall?/ dont you wish you waited/ instead of procedding and getting her irregated/ now your drains are clogged up and not working/ and ur bits have packed up n gone walking/ dont u wish u hadnt/ unprotected sex you shouldnt/ You gave her herpes/ gave her warts on her knees/ can i get a cure please/ sorry its an incurable desease/ she gave me herpes/ she gave me warts on my knees/ can i get a cure please/ sorry its an incurable desease/ PS I DONT HAVE AN STD! its just a title lol Quote Delete my account, the is no reason why it should be against standard procediure, do it do it do it. Or LPF Sessions 3 leaks before it's done and Spoilers will be posted for every film release. Not to mention periodic troll invasions.
crazy robster Posted May 14, 2006 Posted May 14, 2006 Bravo!!! Excellent choice of topic, sincerity and directness! What you're dealing with in this poem is a major issue, one should face it as it is and not try to make it look lighter or funnier or anything! You brought us face - to - face with cruel reality!!! A realistic depiction of it!!! WELL DONE!!!!!!!!!!!! I like it that you don't try to hide behind masks, I like it that you express yourself freely!!! Excited!!!! Quote [broken External Image]:http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g189/rbffe/rob_opens-eyes.gif My sis about Rob: "You'll be celebrating your golden infatuation with him one day.."
allieking Posted May 14, 2006 Posted May 14, 2006 thats cool mate, gets the point across. Quote [broken External Image]:http://www.inoshishi.co.uk/allie/aa.png
LPpinkfreak821 Posted June 25, 2006 Posted June 25, 2006 O.O oh wow.... that is um... very talented, my dear. Very talented. Quote When my time comes, forget what the wrong that I've done Help me leave behind reasons to be missed Don't resent me and when you're feeling empty Keep me in your memory [[it isn't an official goodbye, but I'll be gone for long time]]]
look-this-way Posted June 25, 2006 Posted June 25, 2006 bahahahahahahahaha nice.......but gross Quote "in the shadow of the valley of death"
Black_Angel Posted June 26, 2006 Posted June 26, 2006 Haha that's well good! Slightly sick, but yeah.. conveys the point. Quote i still love you, girl from mars.
FireHawk Posted June 26, 2006 Posted June 26, 2006 lol we should make a song out of it....*picks up my guitar* Quote Please when you see spam just click the http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/4b273718b96672a5cde873c5a972756e.gif graphic and type "Spam" into the text box then click report. Its better than complaining and goes straight to the mods.
LPfan4lyfe Posted June 29, 2006 Posted June 29, 2006 when i saw stenners in the author & the title as I HAVE AN STD i was like hmmm should i read this. lawlz. Quote [broken External Image]:http://img183.exs.cx/img183/4621/ngd2wc.gif [broken External Image]:http://img84.exs.cx/img84/6002/faintwater3mg.gif thanks mikes_shadow for my avy. PRO Mike&Jazz. ANTI Mike&Anna. PRO foxx&Andy. ANTI-Rob
Stenners Posted July 1, 2006 Author Posted July 1, 2006 when i saw stenners in the author & the title as I HAVE AN STD i was like hmmm should i read this. lawlz. I dont know how to feel after that comment, should I be happy? Confused? Relieved? Angry? Horney? WHAT :O Quote Delete my account, the is no reason why it should be against standard procediure, do it do it do it. Or LPF Sessions 3 leaks before it's done and Spoilers will be posted for every film release. Not to mention periodic troll invasions.
Brkng_Th_Hbt Posted July 1, 2006 Posted July 1, 2006 That was.. er... interesting! A bit funny, with a good moral. You are talented my friend. Quote v v v v[broken External Image]:http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/3880/bannervq9.png click here for buttsecks
LPfan4lyfe Posted July 2, 2006 Posted July 2, 2006 I dont know how to feel after that comment, should I be happy? Confused? Relieved? Angry? Horney? WHAT :O lawlz. it wasnt meant to be an insult Quote [broken External Image]:http://img183.exs.cx/img183/4621/ngd2wc.gif [broken External Image]:http://img84.exs.cx/img84/6002/faintwater3mg.gif thanks mikes_shadow for my avy. PRO Mike&Jazz. ANTI Mike&Anna. PRO foxx&Andy. ANTI-Rob
BlOnDe4Lp Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 this is good. the way you said it made me laugh but the issue is serious and i think these are one of those things that the AIDs prevention people could go around and say to kids in the classrooms at schools that would make them laugh but scared crapless about having sex. good job! Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/0730505ee563339ca9f16bcf75033731.jpg
Stenners Posted July 12, 2006 Author Posted July 12, 2006 Thanks for the posetive reply Quote Delete my account, the is no reason why it should be against standard procediure, do it do it do it. Or LPF Sessions 3 leaks before it's done and Spoilers will be posted for every film release. Not to mention periodic troll invasions.
chesterfreak143 Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 I dont know how to feel after that comment, should I be happy? Confused? Relieved? Angry? Horney? WHAT :O horney??? wtf?! Quote drinking wine and thinking bliss is on the other side of this I just need a compass, and a willing accomplice
Stenners Posted July 12, 2006 Author Posted July 12, 2006 Well yea, guys like to have an excuse to be horney Quote Delete my account, the is no reason why it should be against standard procediure, do it do it do it. Or LPF Sessions 3 leaks before it's done and Spoilers will be posted for every film release. Not to mention periodic troll invasions.
chesterfreak143 Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 whatever you say, matt. Quote drinking wine and thinking bliss is on the other side of this I just need a compass, and a willing accomplice
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