GraDoN Posted August 23, 2006 Posted August 23, 2006 Ok Ok so jokes and money make the world go round. Put your jokes here and make us smile Ill start : I wish my grass was EMO so it could cut itself hehe Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/095443c5f5914cdd05b1d389456c201e.jpg http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/8df3638f80a4f010e06ef2c959f426e8.gif http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fe80ab99471398f0ef121d8f90c31038.jpg
Chris Posted August 23, 2006 Posted August 23, 2006 Its round, red and you cant see it. a red ball around the corner. i love lame jokes <3 Quote
Black_Angel Posted August 23, 2006 Posted August 23, 2006 Ok Ok so jokes and money make the world go round. Put your jokes here and make us smile Ill start : I wish my grass was EMO so it could cut itself hehe Haha I love that one. How do you get an emo down from a tree? Cut the rope. 1 Quote i still love you, girl from mars.
ImTheOneThatFalls Posted August 23, 2006 Posted August 23, 2006 Hmmm... This seems as though it should go in the Game Room. But not really. Uhm, What do windows take when they go out in the sun? http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/4264/shadesrs0.jpg Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/49c716f74fa996e7008ed59929468159.jpg
Pheonix791989 Posted August 23, 2006 Posted August 23, 2006 yeah the emo jokes, not funny. why is health insurance like a hospital gown? you're never as covered as you think Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/905b4d5028c3e3d1ceb11b9069165e4b.jpg "You can't please everyone and trying to do so is the kiss of death."- criss angel
ImTheOneThatFalls Posted August 23, 2006 Posted August 23, 2006 yeah the emo jokes, not funny. why is health insurance like a hospital gown? you're never as covered as you think LMFAO!!!!!! Good one. [ A Classic One] How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced? A Buck an Ear. Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/49c716f74fa996e7008ed59929468159.jpg
o0SugaxNxSpice0o Posted August 23, 2006 Posted August 23, 2006 Lame jokes are indeed the best =] I was just watching The Tweenies like 30 mins ago, and Bella (The smelly bossy one!) said a joke! Q. Why was the crab in prison?? A. Because it kept pinching things =D Lol. I dunno, I just cracked up =] 1. What comes after X in the alphabet? 2. Y 3. BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW LOLERZZZZ!!!1ONE!1!! =d My favourite! Of course nobody ever laughs Quote [broken External Image]:http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/9765/newsig2qs.gif It's Jen!!!
keza Posted August 23, 2006 Posted August 23, 2006 1. What comes after X in the alphabet? 2. Y 3. BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW LOLERZZZZ!!!1ONE!1!! =d My favourite! Of course nobody ever laughs i dont get that one 0.o haha Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/ce845b5e1cfffbb4e7ea78abcb7bf1ae.png http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/3b7255122472a9285083158e67a4c66b.jpg
o0SugaxNxSpice0o Posted August 23, 2006 Posted August 23, 2006 Lol Keza <33 What comes after X in the alphabet? Y= WHY?? Because I want to know lol ^.^ It's lame lol, it's probably better to hear it out loud =D 1 Quote [broken External Image]:http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/9765/newsig2qs.gif It's Jen!!!
keza Posted August 23, 2006 Posted August 23, 2006 OOOOOO i gets it!!! HAHAHAHAHA thats realleh good <3333 i like it ^^ Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/ce845b5e1cfffbb4e7ea78abcb7bf1ae.png http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/3b7255122472a9285083158e67a4c66b.jpg
invisiblekiller Posted August 23, 2006 Posted August 23, 2006 hahha..the y one and the first emo one were gud..i'll think of some and probably post later... Quote [broken External Image]:http://img15.imgspot.com/u/06/253/09/siggy1157980634.jpg
Pheonix791989 Posted August 23, 2006 Posted August 23, 2006 yeah insult the emos... who invented hospital gowns? Mr Seymour butts. ___________ how many psychitrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, but it takes 20 visits. Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/905b4d5028c3e3d1ceb11b9069165e4b.jpg "You can't please everyone and trying to do so is the kiss of death."- criss angel
Greyfoxx Posted August 23, 2006 Posted August 23, 2006 ya know....tis not funny if you say something about "cutting themselves" Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/597b7053e7f6b9db3d3e47081db54c76.jpg youre so freaking gothic fox' date=' just wait till you meet the emo me. youre like redheaded vampira or something[/quote'] http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/aac84d56c4349b6631041cd70d25f813.gif
Black_Angel Posted August 23, 2006 Posted August 23, 2006 They're only jokes... methinks some people need to find a sense of humour -_- Quote i still love you, girl from mars.
Sygy Posted August 23, 2006 Posted August 23, 2006 alison since when has cutting been remotly humourous? Quote iam mors sola fuga est [broken External Image]:http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/9977/n76430001741552817731hb2.jpg
Pheonix791989 Posted August 23, 2006 Posted August 23, 2006 They're only jokes... methinks some people need to find a sense of humour -_- its not funny when you hear them for like the millionth time. im tired of hearing emo jokes. Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/905b4d5028c3e3d1ceb11b9069165e4b.jpg "You can't please everyone and trying to do so is the kiss of death."- criss angel
Black_Angel Posted August 23, 2006 Posted August 23, 2006 Well maybe I'm tired of hearing hospital gown jokes Look, people have different senses of humour. There was a thread not so long ago in which that someone posted a joke some members found offensive and there ended up being this huge argument about it. Do you want this thread to go in that direction aswell because it sure looks like it's going to. If you don't like the joke, you don't have to laugh, just get over it. 1 Quote i still love you, girl from mars.
Sygy Posted August 23, 2006 Posted August 23, 2006 your so right *doesnt laugh* that better? Quote iam mors sola fuga est [broken External Image]:http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/9977/n76430001741552817731hb2.jpg
Pheonix791989 Posted August 23, 2006 Posted August 23, 2006 *raises eyebrow* I just dont see whats so funny about us emos that there has to be stupid jokes made up. most jokes like that arnt ment to be funny they are ment to be mean and spitefull. well would you like to hear jokes about how you dress, how you look, what you listen to and what you do to yourself like cutting? we've already had enough shit going on in this forum so this is the last shit we need in this forum. New rule, no jokes that are dirogatory in any way, no blond jokes, brunette jokes, emo jokes or the rest. and try to keep them clean alright? Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/905b4d5028c3e3d1ceb11b9069165e4b.jpg "You can't please everyone and trying to do so is the kiss of death."- criss angel
Black_Angel Posted August 23, 2006 Posted August 23, 2006 Well I'm glad you brought blonde jokes up actually. I'm blonde and do not feel the need to throw some silly, internet hissy fit whenever somebody makes one. Hey, sometimes I'll even laugh along with them, because I know they don't say them to insult me. And I did not mean to be "mean" or "spiteful", I actually quite like emos. So mmmehh *sticks tongue out* Now lets all stop arguing and leave it before we get the thread closed or something. Quote i still love you, girl from mars.
keza Posted August 23, 2006 Posted August 23, 2006 i dont think there should be a ban on jokes realleh unless of course its stoopid ones like racisum etc frankly most people would call me emo...which im not but i guess i do dress like that lol....and i wasnt offended...i thought teh jk was gdleh i dunno my 2 cents anyway Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/ce845b5e1cfffbb4e7ea78abcb7bf1ae.png http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/3b7255122472a9285083158e67a4c66b.jpg
GraDoN Posted August 23, 2006 Author Posted August 23, 2006 hmmmm hehe ok ok new rule no offencive, religious , fat , blonde , hospital , brunette , emo , santa , You mama... , lame or silly jokes. PFFFFFT like i give a shit :D and there wont be anything left to tell... EXCEPT JEW JOKES ^^ ok just joking tell anything as long as its not personal.. if it makes ya happy me lads Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/095443c5f5914cdd05b1d389456c201e.jpg http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/8df3638f80a4f010e06ef2c959f426e8.gif http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fe80ab99471398f0ef121d8f90c31038.jpg
Pheonix791989 Posted August 23, 2006 Posted August 23, 2006 look im just tryig to keep the same crap thats already happened from happening again. oh and GraDoN you should give a shit. just keep it clean. deal with it. Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/905b4d5028c3e3d1ceb11b9069165e4b.jpg "You can't please everyone and trying to do so is the kiss of death."- criss angel
GraDoN Posted August 23, 2006 Author Posted August 23, 2006 ya ok fine EMO jokes are BANNED from the thread. better? Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/095443c5f5914cdd05b1d389456c201e.jpg http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/8df3638f80a4f010e06ef2c959f426e8.gif http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fe80ab99471398f0ef121d8f90c31038.jpg
UnhingedMouse0 Posted August 23, 2006 Posted August 23, 2006 Ahhhh you people are so lame... Get a sense of humor! THEY ARE JOKES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! If you dont like them, dont comment... that simple. I mean, of course avoid being racist or something, but really, tell whatever kind of jokes you want! Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? ..... He heard boys pants were half off! The oldest one in the book. Quote [ R.I.P. LPF ]
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