So does this mean we're all Satanist!?

[Greyfoxx]

Okay, so what IS gothic food?

[Peterdea]

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uhh, like... sewer rats?!?

i saw one goth playing with sewer rats...

or um, possibly like.. uh, burnt toast?

[Stenners]

Awww man they dont let us have any fun

 

*drinks vodks whilst rolling up and using the bible as rolling paper*

[Peterdea]

well the t...g.. sorry im eating gothic food while showing interest in sex... im also playing grand theft auto. OH MY FAV SONG! i ut it on, its by maralyn manson! oh and im sorry, i kinda broke my bed on purpose!

jesus im such a satanist goth!

[FireHawk]

Hmm what denomination is this suppose to represent its obivously fake it seems

[stupidsoul1]

I have read this article last year, my ex boyfriend sent it to me because it was fucking hilarious.

[LPpinkfreak821]

Did anyone see this part?- Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an

example of this. hehe

 

What the hell? I've never had a letter from a Church, but I really don't think they write 'hehe' in their letters... This must be a fake...

 

 

The girl who sent it to me put "hehe" in there because she found it funny. And if you don't believe that then whatever. Thats all you, hun.

 

Awww man they dont let us have any fun

 

*drinks vodks whilst rolling up and using the bible as rolling paper*

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

I <3 you people.

[Greyfoxx]

i showed this to my boyfriend(whos a cathlioc*sp?*) and then he started to go mental and surf the net to find a hard copy of the letter.....

 

i still think its funny as hell

[Stenners]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

I <3 you people.

 

Im pretty sure that makes u a satanist too

[demonizer]

ooo im a satanist now...i guess i should stop lisnin to deicide but hmm

[LPpinkfreak821]

The Bold is what applies to me. So yes Stenners I am a satanist... I suppose

 

 

 

 

Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five

or more of the following are applicable to your child:

 

Frequently wears black clothing. I just like the color.

 

Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. come on now. gotta support

 

Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish. Uhh yea.

 

Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these

include:

reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various

other satanic worshipping symbols. AN ANKH IS NOT A SATANIST SYMBOL AS SOMEBODY ALREADY POINTED OUT!!!!

 

Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. uh yea cuz I think they are very sexy on someone.

 

Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of

music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. ) uuh oops o.0

 

Associates with other people that dress, act or speak

eccentrically. I'm attracted to people like that.

 

Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such

as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. I've never been into things like this. It doesn't make me a satanist.. Its how I was brought up.

 

Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,

the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. ALWAYS have showed interest in it. ALWAYS. Its kinda of like a calling for me.

 

Takes drugs. uhh... yea. bout that

 

Drinks alcohol. it happens.

 

Is suicidal and/or depressed. I haven't met one person that hasn't felt this before.

 

Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-

mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health enter.) uh yea... I get bored & burn myself sometimes & well cutting. that's a different story that I'm not willing to discuss.

 

Complains of boredom. OH GOD! If this makes someone a satanist then... the world is doomed!! I'm always bored.

 

Sleeps too excessively or too little. okay and you point is?

 

Is excessively awake during the night. Sometimes I just can't sleep.

 

Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This

pertains to vampires promoting the idea that his light is of no use.) I like the sun, but I'm not a sun/beach baby. I dont live for it.

 

Demands an unusual amount of privacy. doesn't everyone!?

Spends large amounts of time alone I have my reasons for htis.

 

Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your

chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) uh suuure... I have my reasons for being alone & quietness. shove it!

 

Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied

by an adult. tsk tsk.

 

Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and

elders are but a few examples of this. I have ALWAYS had a problem with authority. I'm a free spirit & I will do what I damn well please.

 

Misbehaves at school. only if I'm bored.

 

Misbehaves at home. me & my brother live for that.

 

Eats excessively or too little . . . . . I want to be the girl on television. not really, but its my excuse for not eating. I'm just never hungry.

 

Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an

example of this. hehe oh my! I lived on Count Dracula Cereal for 6 months.

 

Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.

(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan.)

 

 

Watches cable television or any other corrupted media

sources.

 

 

Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing

nature. oops.

 

Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time

for the computer. I'm addicted.

 

Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to

music. bwahahaha. I can't control my body when I hear a good beat.

 

Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. well oops. o.0

 

Expresses an interest in sex. uh yea... so bout that.

 

Masturbates o.0

 

Is homosexual and/or bisexual. dont like it... shove it. I like girls & boys.

 

Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,

Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. Oh gawd... YOUR MOM!

 

Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these

various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".

 

Claims to be a goth.

 

If five or more of these apply to your child, please

intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.

 

 

Signed

St. Mary's Catholic Church

 

 

so yea... I guess I'm definetely satanic. oops.

[Ilikepizza]

I doubt those people are even christians being that Jesus said to "love other people like you love your self" and He couldn't stand people who thought they were all that with God. some people

[acdcrules04]

Sweet lord. Was that written in the '50's? God. It's retarded.

[azemkamikaze03]

so to answer the question.

Yes all you bastards are satanics.

 

 

 

hey dont yell at me.

yell at the email.

[demonizer]

so to answer the question.

Yes all you bastards are satanics.

 

 

 

hey dont yell at me.

yell at the email.

 

 

hmm why are we gonna yell at u? im confused lol

[Greyfoxx]

so to answer the question.

Yes all you bastards are satanics.

 

 

 

hey dont yell at me.

yell at the email.

yay! well said

 

tho, i couldve said it

*i think i did to myself once*

but who cares!?

You said it....and we believe you

[Ektb_LP]

hahaha. thats bullshit.

a few weeks ago my drama teacher asked me to take part in shot put and said to me

 

"if u want u can wear all black clothes and black make up and even throw the shotput backwards in a fight against authority like goths do."

then today when i was late for drama he said "where you been? smokin pot? after all its compulsary for goths to smoke pot."

 

i was like wtf??? and some kids in my skool say to me "go and listen to slash ur wrists music. like you do" wtf?? and plus accordin to this letter i must be a real satanist....lol we all must be lol

[GraDoN]

you people are geting this wrong (well is poorly written)ok some of the things there have NOTHING to do with being a satanist like Mastrobate and drinking but some of those things go together. but rofl "being bored" thats just funny... i was bored today anyway

LPpinkfreak you really into all that stuff you say or is it just a joke? because some of those stuff are very bad.

[demonizer]

hahaha. thats bullshit.

a few weeks ago my drama teacher asked me to take part in shot put and said to me

 

"if u want u can wear all black clothes and black make up and even throw the shotput backwards in a fight against authority like goths do."

then today when i was late for drama he said "where you been? smokin pot? after all its compulsary for goths to smoke pot."

 

i was like wtf??? and some kids in my skool say to me "go and listen to slash ur wrists music. like you do" wtf?? and plus accordin to this letter i must be a real satanist....lol we all must be lol

 

yea i used to get that a hell of a lot, jus cause some of our music is heavy they think we are some kinda cannibals. And in the end i let them listen to some and they its quite alright.

[LPpinkfreak821]

you people are geting this wrong (well is poorly written)ok some of the things there have NOTHING to do with being a satanist like Mastrobate and drinking but some of those things go together. but rofl "being bored" thats just funny... i was bored today anyway

LPpinkfreak you really into all that stuff you say or is it just a joke? because some of those stuff are very bad.

 

thats just me. I'm not satanic at all. Everything I do is not meant in a bad way. And if you dont like that then you really don't have to associate with me. I've read the bible countless times, I've attended church, my mother is used to be EXTREMELY religious. You never see me without a cross on. I dont play with the devil and I'm not satanic. I was given gifts. All gifts like that are satanic, but I'm not. I don't use any of it for evil or bad. I'm a white witch. I'm not satanic. So please dont tell me whats good and bad. It's my life, my choice. Don't like it? Dont talk to me.

 

What is BOLDED is what I do. They aren't daily/weekly things. Once in a blue moon and thats all. I get bored easily and I like my privacy. I RARELY cut myself and thats none of your business. I like the color black, I like dark colors, I like make up & nail polish. I'm not satanic. Its just who I am.

 

at least I'm not drinking blood, worshipping the devil, and sacrifcing things/people.

[azemkamikaze03]

well i mean hey all you gothy poeple have that shit coming to you.

 

the whole getting treated diffrently

 

I mean wearing black is used to acknowledged sinners at least thats where it started and from there it developed so now it may not be said as much but the idea is there. I mean when I see a girl with black hair black lipstick snake bites black finger nails black and red t, ripped black pants with thoes straps and shit I mean can you blame me for going Goddamn thats some deep crazy shit why would she wanna dress in relationship to how the devil and his fallowers dress.

[LPpinkfreak821]

well i mean hey all you gothy poeple have that shit coming to you.

 

the whole getting treated diffrently

 

I mean wearing black is used to acknowledged sinners at least thats where it started and from there it developed so now it may not be said as much but the idea is there. I mean when I see a girl with black hair black lipstick snake bites black finger nails black and red t, ripped black pants with thoes straps and shit I mean can you blame me for going Goddamn thats some deep crazy shit why would she wanna dress in relationship to how the devil and his fallowers dress.

 

You've got a point. But then again its all influenced by what your around. Someone who grew up in the city is more attracted to baggy clothes. Someone who grew up in Las Vegas is attracted to flashy clothes. It all depends on the atmosphere you grew up in PLUS your self expression. You dont want to be like everyone else so what do you do... express yourself whether its thru clothes, make up, jewelry, or piercings/tattoos.

[azemkamikaze03]

but then inadvertadley(sp) being just like everyone else.

 

becuase if you say you have your own style than your being just like the next person who has their own style

 

so pretty much having your own style is a style on its own, that and the fact that dressin 'gothy' is not dressing to be diffrent from everyone else since alot of people do it

[LPShinodaFM]

Dude, that is totally stereotypical...

That's like saying

"If you rap you're on drugs"

(I actually heard that somewhere..... -_- )

Some people these days have no sense of judgement...

[azemkamikaze03]

Dude, that is totally stereotypical...

That's like saying

"If you rap you're on drugs"

(I actually heard that somewhere..... -_- )

Some people these days have no sense of judgement...

care to back that up with an indepth analysis on what I said and prove that I was wrong in saying what I said?