Wish Granted

[GraDoN]

granted but know your toes hurt

 

i wish my comp didnt blow up

[LPShinodaFM]

granted, but now you blow up

 

I wish my computer wouldn't be so screwed ><

[GraDoN]

Granted but now your screwed

 

i wish LPF was alive and well with more active members :>

[LPShinodaFM]

Granted, but now there's fights all over the forum

 

I wish there was more to inspire me ><

[GraDoN]

Granted but all the snow in Canada melts and all canadians die XD

 

i wish all canadians died in a flood where all the snow melted

[LPShinodaFM]

:shock: Granted, but now i die... (You wouldn't want that now would you?)

 

I wish all the South Africans die in a drought (REVENGE)

[GraDoN]

hahhaha Granted but now Bush dies in shock :o (you would want that lmao)

 

i wish LP~FM doesent die in the big canadian flood

[LPShinodaFM]

Granted, but i fall off a bridge... (I just killed myself didn't i? >_>)

 

I wish i didn't just kill myself

[GraDoN]

Granted but on your way home a car runs you over

 

i wish a car didnt run LP~FM over

[LPShinodaFM]

we're just de-wishing our grants eh?

 

Granted, but now a train runs me over

 

I wish a train didn't just run me over

[GraDoN]

haha ya i guess so

 

Granted but now a random falling Steven Spielberg falls on you

 

i wish Steven Spielberg fell on Osama!!

[LPShinodaFM]

lol Granted, so suddenly Osama appears on top of me so that Steven Spielberg fell on Osama... who squished me

 

I wish i wouldn't die

[GraDoN]

Granted but now spielbergs ass in is ur face AND HES NAKED lol

 

I wish Spielberg had a clean ass XD

[LPShinodaFM]

God i hate you >< lmao

 

Granted, except he has a stinkin fart

 

I wish Spielberg would fart in your face

[GraDoN]

Granted but it was silent and didnt smell bad

 

i wish our swimming pool was bigger

[LPShinodaFM]

granted, but now it's aquatic-monster-infested

 

I wish i was older

[GraDoN]

granted but now ur dead cause you jumped 900000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years

[LPShinodaFM]

i'm old now

 

and you didn't wish >< so i don't hafta grant you anything

 

I wish for more wishes

[GraDoN]

shit lol i didnt wish..

granted but the wished dont count

 

i wish my mom would stop tellin me to go to bed!!

[LPShinodaFM]

granted, but now you feel sleepy

 

I wish i had chocolate

[Rusu_luvs_LP_4ever]

granted, but it tastes like ass :S

 

I wish it'd be 1:00pm already

[LPShinodaFM]

Granted, but then you wish it wasn't anymore

 

I wish my iPod didn't have so many scratches (it's been through so much)

[GraDoN]

granted but now its broken

 

i wish i didnt have to go away on vacation so i could post more :>

[Rusu_luvs_LP_4ever]

Granted, but LPF dies :'(

 

I wish my mum would just STFU sometimes :S

[LPShinodaFM]

Granted, but now she's mute

 

I wish i wasn't so coooold...