The random thread

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a newbie at LPU posted this:

"i'll probably look stupid to ppl who know this... but in the linkin park underground the letters are lpu then a upside down L. i no that lpu means linkin park underground but what the heck does the upside down L mean???"

 

 

 

 

 

if you dont get it its LPU7 (seventh year)

as you can guess he went under heavy laughter XD

lmfao, that's the worst noob everXD

 

dumdumduuuuuuuum

[LPShinodaFM]

You see, the upsidedown L is for "linkin" the upsidedown 7 is for the seven.

[GraDoN]

A dad once told his son that if his dick could touch his ass he would buy him a new car and so the son waited a year and went to his father and said "LOOK DAD ITS ALMOST THERE" and his dad just said that its not there yet so no car

so the next year he runs back again " LOOK DAD ITS LIKE SO CLOSE IT SHOULD BE GOOD ENOUGH" again the dad said no it had to touch

so a few years later the son was out of the house and all grown up, running into the house he yells "LOOK DAD ITS TOUCHING, LOOK".

the dad just silently looked up from his paper and said "go fuck yourself"

 

lol had to tell it

[littleblackstone]

ahahha :lol: great one!

[MayaTheVampire]

omg looooool :lol: :lol:

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looool that was awesome

 

<us98> hi

<us98> I've windows 98 installed on my computer

<Sygrke> ok

<us98> now i have a problem

<Sygrke> you repeat yourself dude

 

lmfao

[MayaTheVampire]

:rofl:

 

I laughed so hard XD

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haha these are even better:

 

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b

<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?

<BonyNoMore> wait

<BonyNoMore> never mind

 

and

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?

<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?

<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

 

i laughed so hard lol XD

[GraDoN]

haha bash.org right?

that site is sooo awesome

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haha sure thing, i love those quotes

[GraDoN]

dont we all XD

[Linkin_lp_park]

Hahaha yeah those quotes are great

[Tomer]

<Corrupte> My friend's a fag he tried this dating servivce

<Corrupte> and found a girl that was like 20 years old, blonde, mature and had big tits

<Corrupte> Foolishly he went out wit a girl with no picture

<Corrupte> But she was actually 20 and had was blodne and shit

<jason> why is he fag then

<Corrupte> She was born on a leap year

 

 

Once a fag always a fag.. lol

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lolol

 

Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness?

AvatarOfSolusek: no

AvatarOfSolusek: well

AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness

Jakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs

AvatarOfSolusek: lol

Jakefeb3: now i have a plan

Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable

[GraDoN]

^ hahaha

 

<ILLogik> i was having cybersex with this chick but she wouldn't go all the way so i had to rape her

 

 

<anon> Right now i'm watching this porno

<anon> Asian dude gets on bus full of white highschool girls and gets raped

<anon> I've been on a school bus before and this didn't happen. I'm beginning to think that porn isn't based on true stories.

 

 

and now my fav:

 

<DigitlDud> So you guys really don't care if I'm gay?

<gopus> I personally could care less.

<DigitlDud> I'm really afraid of telling my parents.

<gopus> Then don't.

<wafn> DigitlDud, the way I see it, all of us have things about us we are ashamed of.

<gopus> That's right...

<Skarab> yeah, DigitlDud, I gave my cousin tongue before, and I think that's far more embarrassing.

<gopus> ...

<logiclrd-> And I look hella ugly. You've seen my pics.

<Hello1> DigitlDud: and you basically know that I couldn't get laid if my life depended on it.

<frankyd> and I smell like shit.

<gopus> ...

<gopus> and I think AOL rocks.

<frankyd> gopus: ...

<Hello1> ...

* logiclrd looks at gopus

* gopus was kicked by logiclrd (Bye)

<logiclrd-> there are some things I won't tolerate.

 

lolol love them all

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hahaha those are awesome

 

some more:

 

<ikkenai> i don't have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers

 

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<@AntiHeiss> friend of mine went to jail last night

<@AntiHeiss> he probably isn't getting out for a while

<%The_Coolest> y?

<+Enyo> why?

<%The_Coolest> :o

<@AntiHeiss> it was a girl cop, she was pretty cute too

<@AntiHeiss> she said anything you say can and will be held against you....he sat there for a while and said 'tits'

 

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<SRG> Metallica sold out in 45 mins :/

<NotOneOfUs> Yeah I know.

<NotOneOfUs> Oh wait

<NotOneOfUs> You mean, like, a concert?

<SRG> yes

 

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<MogKnight> I need a button that makes me go forward in time

<@Ushi> They have that.

<@Ushi> It's called liqour.

[Linkin_lp_park]

I like the one about the jail hahahaha

[MayaTheVampire]

lol...I like that one about metallica :lol:

[Friðbjörn]

haha...button

[GraDoN]

lol yeah ive had so many good times on bash

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<antiroach> suck me off

<TheVirus> if i could find it

<antiroach> look harder

 

omg XD

[LPShinodaFM]

I HAVE JUST POSTED THE 1147th POST!!!

 

:yahoo:

[Linkin_lp_park]

Too bad there is no post counting here or else i would post my 2800th post oooooooooh...lol

[LPShinodaFM]

no if you include all the posts that you've had in LPF Games, it would be like 4000 hahah I would be at like my 6000th post xD

[FireHawk]

no if you include all the posts that you've had in LPF Games, it would be like 4000 hahah I would be at like my 6000th post xD

 

 

cause your a post whore