The random thread

[Linkin_lp_park]

cause your a post whore

 

My bro always says I am

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My bro always says I am

that's not heard to understand:rofl:

[LPShinodaFM]

cause your a post whore

 

I'm your mother.

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Luke, i am your father

[LPShinodaFM]

^Me too. .

[FireHawk]

My bro always says I am

 

minus the post part

 

 

 

j/j

 

sry that was un-called for

[ugur90]

im jst watching superman returns again this movie sucks ass

[LPShinodaFM]

Kid #1: Paper beats rock. BAM! Your rock is blowed up!

Kid #2: "Bam" doesn't blow up, "bam" makes it spicy. Now I got a SPICY ROCK! You can't defeat that!

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Hobo: Look, I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not hungry or sick, I just need some money so I can get high, but it's just weed, I don't do heroin or cocaine or any of that shit.

Guy: You know, it's because of guys like you that people think pot should be illegal! Look at you! When I get high, I pay my own way! I earn my own money and get high! There are little kids on this train! What do you think they're going to learn? Man, think a little!

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Bald white monk in orange robes: [Mumbling to himself.]

Bimbette, to friend: I guess he's, like, praying for a safe journey.

Bald white monk in orange robes: No, I'm on the phone [shows BlackBerry].

 

XD I love Overheard in New York.

[ugur90]

isnt the chick from disturbia the hottest ever?

[LPShinodaFM]

^Yeah she was.

[Linkin_lp_park]

<anamexis> oh man

<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right

--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind

<anamexis> and it exploded

<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard

<anamexis> but I got it away just in time

<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)

 

 

Hahaha I lol´d so hard on this one

[LPShinodaFM]

^rofl :lol: NICE ONE.

[Linkin_lp_park]

<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z

<JonTG> wait, shit

 

Hahahaha omg XD

[GraDoN]

haha, yo fools what up, im home for a few mins.

gotta go to uni again :,<

miss ya all

[LPShinodaFM]

haha a-z

 

^Of course you do. It's a law of nature.

 

EDIT: Proof that JK Rowling was a dirty woman.

 

<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book

<JonJonB> Let's see the results...

 

<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.

<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

 

<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

 

<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."

<JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

 

<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

 

<JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

 

<JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

 

<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

 

<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

 

<JonJonB> Ok

<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof

<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all

<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?

<melusine > O_______O

<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

 

<JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

 

<JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

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^lmfao thats hilarious

 

<killah667> shit i left my jacket in another channel!!

<madlib> wich one!?

<killah667> #lobby

[MayaTheVampire]

aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha :lol: :lol:

 

omg..that made me laugh so hard :lol:

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<vortex502> 3+5

<vortex502> oops

<vortex502> thought i had the calculator prog. open

[LPShinodaFM]

Wow... 1st grade math much.

[FireHawk]

the HP wang one is funny

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<Devan> I got a 75 dollar check today for no reason!

<Devan> What can I buy with 75 dollars?!

<Devan> Guys?

<Vesp> A shitty blowjob or a fantastic handjob

 

lolol and:

 

<Daffman> just hold ctrl b4 you start copying and it will take the color codes too

<dannthr> wheres the b4 button

<Daffman> [dannthr] right next to the any key

 

hehehe

[littleblackstone]

<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z

<JonTG> wait, shit

 

Hahahaha omg XD

 

lmao!! great one :rofl:

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<underground> someone grabbed my ass today in physics

<Ludvig> that's not too bad either

<Ludvig> unless it was a guy

<underground> ...i go to an all boys school

 

:rofl:

[LPShinodaFM]

lol sickest thing ever!

 

Go to google images and search for anything.

Then paste this in your url bar:

 

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI= document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i<DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5 ); void(0)

 

And hit enter. It's cool.

 

It's supposed to work on other sites too. lol

[azemkamikaze03]

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