{Wood'z Journal Act 2}

[woodyloveslinkin]

I didn't say rape you. He only does that to me.

[FireHawk]

yeah but we both know you were having some weird fantasy of me and him "bashing"

[woodyloveslinkin]

am i that predicitable? hahaha

[Jeezy]

yeah u think its hot jeezy u should see some of the videos she sent me

 

oh..there are videos?

 

didn't know that

 

lol

[Ravynlee]

That reminds me in like three years I am going to Melbourne...which sucks cause its not always warm there like it is in northern Australia

 

You took the quick lesson from AIM to heart. We have a saying here that says 'Melbourne - 4 seasons in 1 day' meaning the weather's unpredictable Am sure you'll enjoy it.

[woodyloveslinkin]

Hi Rav, enjoying the weird conversation?

 

Great. Didn't know I was suddenly the LPF porn star....well I have to say, there's a difference between being a porn star and a whorebag. I'm only the second one.

 

I hate Melbourne. Cos -

 

a) Victorians don't know how to drive. Hook turns = the most stupidest driving maneouvre ever. Be in the left lane to turn right

b) It's toooo cold in Melbourne.

c) Their version of Luna Park, compared to Sydney's one, sucks completely.

d) I won't even advise to go to Melbourne only if you're lookin for a bunch of prositutes down at St Kilda (Melbourne's equiliviant to Sydney's Kings Cross) and looking for STI's there.

[Jeezy]

Hi Rav, enjoying the weird conversation?

 

Great. Didn't know I was suddenly the LPF porn star....well I have to say, there's a difference between being a porn star and a whorebag. I'm only the second one.

 

you are just sexy..that's all

[woodyloveslinkin]

I know Mike thinks so as well.

[Jeezy]

I know Mike thinks so as well.

 

I guess I should get myself a Mike mask

[woodyloveslinkin]

Even with that on, no one can pull off a Mike replica and get away with it. No such thing. The man's a legend I tell you.

[woodyloveslinkin]

The list so far is -

 

Firehawk (JT)

Jeezy

Mike (look to avatar for visual reference)

[Jeezy]

um so i have no idea who i'm sposed to competing with nor who are all the people being mentioned

 

 

 

in conclusion, sarah is mine.

 

I disagree again

[woodyloveslinkin]

I dunno, when Jeezy wants someone he goes the extra length to get what he wants

[FireHawk]

yes the extra 1cm if you know what i mean

 

 

...wait why do I bash Jeezy me and Jeez should team up on the noob...

[woodyloveslinkin]

This is when I say -

 

Rav save me!

YOU can be my knight in shining armour.

 

[FireHawk]

I don't flame peolpe as much as I use to lol

[Jeezy]

I dunno, when Jeezy wants someone he goes the extra length to get what he wants

 

that's true

 

what's up Hawk?

[woodyloveslinkin]

I don't flame peolpe as much as I use to lol

 

You've been tamed. Good boy.

 

 

Wow. That sounded soooo sexual hahaha.

[Jeezy]

You've been tamed. Good boy.

 

 

Wow. That sounded soooo sexual hahaha.

 

you are just so sexual

 

don't you want to get a room with me?

[woodyloveslinkin]

JT & Ash & Rav & Mike would be jealous if I said yes.

[Jeezy]

JT & Ash & Rav & Mike would be jealous if I said yes.

 

just send me a PM if you are cool with it

[woodyloveslinkin]

*sits in the corner and hides*

 

I swear this is rape hahaha

[Jeezy]

that's the way you like it

 

actually she doesn't...

[woodyloveslinkin]

okay i'll leave you two guys bang it out together

[Jeezy]

okay i'll leave you two guys bang it out together

 

If you leave there's no reason for me to be here