Alison's Journal.

[MrsBennington-Delson]

lol!

sounds fun xD

[Friðbjörn]

two of the longest sentences I have ever read haha

[allieking]

Thanks!

 

 

 

 

Well I have not long got back from the pub, the pub is lovely, it's no longer all smokey cause of the smoking ban too so yeah it's generally an extremely pleasant experience. So yeah college was gay I went back to school and that was boring then I got a sausage roll and an iced bun from Waterfields then I went back to college and saw people then I met up with Neil and we went to town and looked at the new Xmas lights which were quite lovely then we were sat on a bench and it was fucking cold and we kinda cuddled for a bit but tbh I just wanted to get warm... so yeah then we went back to the bus station and my fucking retarded busses had stopped cause it was like 7:20 so I had to walk all the way home which took like an hour and a bit but Neil walked with me and I got some crisps and an Aero from the petrol station so it wasn't that bad. But yeah I'd been home like 15mins max and I get a call from Matt who was at the Mullberry pub in Stocky Beat Mate with Lewis and Greg and they want me to come and I'm like fucking hell cause I had to walk past that pub to get home lol shit timing anyway yeah I managed to persuade my mum to give me a lift there and we had a nice time and I found out that Leon wanted to go out witth me because I was "uber hot" and that Tim also fancys me apparently and so does Lewis so he was like yeah 3 people outta my friendship group like you then they talked about how I'm apparently well fit but yeah I got drinks off the lads and didn't actually have to pay for anything so that left me happy and reasonably tipsy........... huzzah!

 

you didnt go to greggs for your sausage roll and iced finger you traitor, i work at greggs!!!

[Black_Angel]

Hahah re-reading that sounds so weird... I'm sorry for the lack of grammar!

 

Sorry Allie but there's no Greggs in Stockton Heath.. and apparently people piss in the pasties in the one in town o_0

[Black_Angel]

Urgh Wazza is turning into a right shithole.

 

Yesterday a 20 year old guy died because someone stabbed him to death here, he was going to be 21 today... it's so sad, last month an 18 year old guy was killed by a 17 year old - he stabbed him in the head with a screwdriver.. it's fucking sick. It's just everyones really worried, it used to be such a quiet town, but lately it's been so violent..... it's not safe to walk the streets near the town centre at night anymore cause you're scared what will happen to you...... the police need to get their act together or something cause it's fucking scary what's happening to this town.

 

 

On a brighter note I bought a Wispa bar today, they've brought them back =] College was also pretty good today, bus was amusing cause Dan was talking to me and not Leon The bastard has also unblocked me on msn... hmm.... needless to say I've still got him blocked lol.

[Phranka]

damnn sick shit :[ it's nothing these days though.. it's like.. oh.. someone got stabbed again.. what else is new :/

[allieking]

Hahah re-reading that sounds so weird... I'm sorry for the lack of grammar!

 

Sorry Allie but there's no Greggs in Stockton Heath.. and apparently people piss in the pasties in the one in town o_0

 

 

lol i doubt they do hun, the training you go through to work there is unbelivable. they also have cameras all over the shop to make sure everyone follows health and saftey.

 

i am also sick of hearing about people being shot or stabbed in manchester. wish i lived somewhere else

[Acezorz]

Stevenage isn't much better, the chav population is growing and spreading, like a Cancer to England.

 

Wow, I was impressed with that sentance We must unite against them! BLARGHHHH!

[Black_Angel]

damnn sick shit :[ it's nothing these days though.. it's like.. oh.. someone got stabbed again.. what else is new :/

yeahhh it's so awful =(

 

 

lol i doubt they do hun, the training you go through to work there is unbelivable. they also have cameras all over the shop to make sure everyone follows health and saftey.

 

i am also sick of hearing about people being shot or stabbed in manchester. wish i lived somewhere else

lol my mate must've got it wrong then, or was just trying to scare me! :/

 

i wish i lived somewhere else too but tbh i thought this wasn't a very rough place til recently, but oh well...

 

 

Stevenage isn't much better, the chav population is growing and spreading, like a Cancer to England.

 

Wow, I was impressed with that sentance We must unite against them! BLARGHHHH!

lal you should've well took english lang with skillz like that

 

 

 

Everyone keeps saying 'lal' instead of lol atm.. it's amusing.

 

Lewis and Matt came to my house before, I well didn't think they were actually gonna come lol but yeah I swiftly got rid of them.... no pub for me on a college night!

 

My mum also reckons that I talk common around common people and posh around posh people.. like I was talking to kirrun in the car yesterday and she's quite posh and apparently i spoke posh but when i was on the phone to matt and he's like proper scouse i talked dead common apparently...... yeah just thought i'd say.. it interested me atleast lol.

[Acezorz]

Heheh, I do the same when I'm at Sainsburies I speak posh 0_o

[MrsBennington-Delson]

May I ask what actually posh is? O.o lol

[Friðbjörn]

posh is upper class, snobby or something like that, am I right?

[Phranka]

Lol whoa.. I never wanna be that social xD

[Black_Angel]

posh is upper class, snobby or something like that, am I right?

Aye that is correctomundo innit. ^^

 

If anyone is in Wazza by any chance, stay off the roads between 6:30 - 7:30 cause you may get mowed down by a psycho girl on her 2nd driving lesson :]

 

My bus didn't turn up this morning, it was well amusing, was supposed to come at 8:15 but we had to get the next one at 8:50.... it was freezing and Leon kept trying to include me in conversation and I was like fuck off (well i was thinking it heh) but it was funny cause me and Dan aka Afro Guy were saying how Kirrun would make an awesome ninja and apparently he's gonna sell me to the sex trade to pay for his future bus tickets... fun times. When the bus came it was a double decker too wayyyyy!!! I can hardly stand up upstairs on them though cause I'm too tall =(

 

But yeah... fun day all round really considering the fact that Tuesdays are usually crap. :]

[Friðbjörn]

okay wow...and you're what, 5'10"?

 

how short are british people in general? I should move, I'd prolly fit well in lol

btw you have nutty friends...ninjas and sex trade wtf

[Black_Angel]

Haha I'm like 5' 8", my head brushes the top of the bus

It's funny cause Dan is like atleast 6' 3" and he has to like crouch down xD

 

That's a very general question, it varies... alot. haha... we're average cept for a few freaks either side. are you short? awwww!

 

And aye my friends are very weird, but they keep me amused and give me stories to tell you lot so it's all good xD

[MrsBennington-Delson]

Aye that is correctomundo innit. ^^

lmao! xD

sorry lol

 

what?? sell Alsion for the future!!?? lmao

[Jeezy]

lol....british people are funny...

 

sex trade...hehe

[allieking]

i've heared so many stories about your friends i feel like i know them lol

[Friðbjörn]

that's a short ceiling height wow...

the average male here is like 6'2 or 6'3...

 

sygy told me brits are pretty short

but yeah of course it varies

[Jeezy]

that's a short ceiling height wow...

the average male here is like 6'2 or 6'3...

 

sygy told me brits are pretty short

but yeah of course it varies

 

I'm also 6'3...so I would fit in...lol

[Black_Angel]

Oh wow I thought Scandinavians were really small haha, shows how much I know o_0

 

Yeah in comparison to that we are pretty damn short... it sucks cause I heart tall men <3

 

 

Fucking awesome day today lol.

 

College was just a skive, we did no work, and the work we did in maths I actually understood... go me!

 

Then after college I went Neils which was funny and then we went to the park and sat under the kiddie plaything thing.

 

AND THEN.

Went the pub with Lewis and Dan and Matt and some guy called Andy and I didn't get that drunk even though it sounds like i am but I'm not honest! It was well funny we played pool and me and Dan were on a team and we kept saying 'GO TEAM!' and doing that knuckle action even though we were well crap at poooool. They also formulated a plan to get Leon embarrassed, arrested and dumped which I shan't go into now cause I just cba really.

 

Yeah then we walked home and I had to escort Dan home cause he was pretty wasted really and couldn't even walk in a straight line so theres me and him walking along the main road, him leaning on me (Dan is like 6' 4" and not a small guy haha), me attempting to stop him from falling into the road whilst he's telling me random stories and we are talking indepth about how Frodo and Sam are so totally gay with each other.

 

Yeah that's my day that I've craply explained..... I didn't get drunk on a school night.. honest!

 

GO TEAM.

[Acezorz]

Sounds fun!

[Friðbjörn]

so "muahah malicious plan" much?

 

 

but yeah...if you want tall men, go to Sweden. loads of them there...that's at least the stereotype we have of them here, lol

or yeah for a safe bet go to holland. tallest people in the world, according to research

[Stenners]

I'm 6'4 me