allieking Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 ever heard of artifical insemination? we should all reproduce that way, then we'll never get to see one! im so smart yes, jeez, you probably call it something very different yes we know theres a differnet meanin in america! i dont mind some tight firm buttock either (im joking btw) we still need a man to provide the sperm sygy!!! Quote [broken External Image]:http://www.inoshishi.co.uk/allie/aa.png
Sygy Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 we still need a man to provide the sperm sygy!!! yeah i know that, i may have gotten a C in science GCSE but i know that. I was refereing to not having to see the penis. sorry i didnt make my self clear.:o Quote iam mors sola fuga est [broken External Image]:http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/9977/n76430001741552817731hb2.jpg
allieking Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 have you noticed the way all men sit with their hands down their pants?? men are obsessed with their manly bits!!! Quote [broken External Image]:http://www.inoshishi.co.uk/allie/aa.png
Sygy Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 have you noticed the way all men sit with their hands down their pants?? men are obsessed with their manly bits!!! my males friends do that, its soooo wrong. like watching a movie, walking down the street, in the supermarket at church:eek: . Well not all men but a good percentage. Quote iam mors sola fuga est [broken External Image]:http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/9977/n76430001741552817731hb2.jpg
Stenners Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 have you noticed the way all men sit with their hands down their pants?? men are obsessed with their manly bits!!! I actually know no one that does that & if we do we are checking for lumps.... in a bag of lumps.... so its much harder then you think therefor takes greater examening Quote Delete my account, the is no reason why it should be against standard procediure, do it do it do it. Or LPF Sessions 3 leaks before it's done and Spoilers will be posted for every film release. Not to mention periodic troll invasions.
Black_Angel Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 I hate it when you see blokes walking out of public toilets and they're still re-arranging themselves "down there".. for fucks sake do it in private! Haha... fanny... Fanny Robin! Quote i still love you, girl from mars.
Sygy Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 I hate it when you see blokes walking out of public toilets and they're still re-arranging themselves "down there".. for fucks sake do it in private! Haha... fanny... Fanny Robin! I KNOW!!! it makes u wonder if they washed their hands! Quote iam mors sola fuga est [broken External Image]:http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/9977/n76430001741552817731hb2.jpg
Friðbjörn Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 it doesn't really matter if they washed their hands if they're still with their hands down there does it Quote [broken External Image]:http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2784/lpfas08mostintelligentym8.jpg
Sygy Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 Well yes, youve been weeing and holding it at the same time, of course you should wash your hands! Quote iam mors sola fuga est [broken External Image]:http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/9977/n76430001741552817731hb2.jpg
Friðbjörn Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 not what I meant. if they wash, and then go straight down to the germs and all, again, theyve undone the washing of their hands... in other words, their hands are dirty again so it doesn't matter whether they wash in the mean time Quote [broken External Image]:http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2784/lpfas08mostintelligentym8.jpg
DarknessLover Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 I hate mine, what the fuck is it good for! You should be able to control it and be like, ok erect..now! It's actually a bit embarassing when your with a girl, since if they happen to notice the stretching pants, then it's like "Uhm no reason in particular that I have it" I mean, I am only 14...so yep lol Quote The Park is Back? No way!
Sygy Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 not what I meant. if they wash, and then go straight down to the germs and all, again, theyve undone the washing of their hands... in other words, their hands are dirty again so it doesn't matter whether they wash in the mean time oh you were talking about the hands by its self? and not the penis. sorry im a bit slow today.:o Quote iam mors sola fuga est [broken External Image]:http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/9977/n76430001741552817731hb2.jpg
azemkamikaze03 Posted August 31, 2007 Author Posted August 31, 2007 Dl, ull learn how to control ur boners in time. its a skill worth having lol. Quote ¿whysoserious?
DarknessLover Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 I can bet, I have had one to many awkward moments...lmfao Quote The Park is Back? No way!
Stenners Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 I only really get them unwanted when I wake up first thing, another method to get rid of boners is poppers! Which also loosens your ass causing you to shit yourself.... o well Quote Delete my account, the is no reason why it should be against standard procediure, do it do it do it. Or LPF Sessions 3 leaks before it's done and Spoilers will be posted for every film release. Not to mention periodic troll invasions.
azemkamikaze03 Posted August 31, 2007 Author Posted August 31, 2007 I only really get them unwanted when I wake up first thing, another method to get rid of boners is poppers! Which also loosens your ass causing you to shit yourself.... o well lol what? and yea morning wood sucks Quote ¿whysoserious?
allieking Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 yeah matt great way to impress a girl, you wont have a huge erection but you will smell like shit!!!! Quote [broken External Image]:http://www.inoshishi.co.uk/allie/aa.png
azemkamikaze03 Posted August 31, 2007 Author Posted August 31, 2007 lol can someone explain to me the function of a popper? Quote ¿whysoserious?
Stenners Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 Poppers - A liquid in a jar that you sniff which gives an intense headrush by lowering your blood preassure and relaxing your muscles as well as vessels. The high last 2minutes and are used to intensify an existing high, create a short high or to aid anal sex as it relaxes your anus.... the drop in blood preassure can lead to someone loosing an errection. Of course it relaxes your bowls as well so dont take them if you need to go. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=O3vSkmGI-ag here is a demonstration Quote Delete my account, the is no reason why it should be against standard procediure, do it do it do it. Or LPF Sessions 3 leaks before it's done and Spoilers will be posted for every film release. Not to mention periodic troll invasions.
DarknessLover Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 ...It's a drug then? Illegal? Quote The Park is Back? No way!
Stllmn8j Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 ...It's a drug then? Illegal? Actually in the US it's only banned in certain products Quote
DarknessLover Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 New York? I am just interested is all Quote The Park is Back? No way!
Stllmn8j Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 They're allowed as "room airators",so basically I belive they are legal Quote
Stenners Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 Yes, despite having names such as head rush or buzz they are sold as odourisers... funny =D go to a headshop and buy one lol Quote Delete my account, the is no reason why it should be against standard procediure, do it do it do it. Or LPF Sessions 3 leaks before it's done and Spoilers will be posted for every film release. Not to mention periodic troll invasions.
Linkin_lp_park Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 Lol I have so much fun reading this thread:-P And yeah erections at the wrong moments suck Quote ιη тнє ѕιℓєη¢є σƒ тнє ∂αякηєѕѕ
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