A good lame excuse people will take

[Holy War]

For staying over at a girlfriends house?

For staying out late at a party (get together *wink**wink*)?

For buying a large tub of glue at a school surplus store?

 

I started now come up with answers and your own lame excuse questions

[HaziLPTonz]

im not quite following...

 

in terms of excuse,well i always use "gone to the library" as an excuse when im going out, well technically we always pass a library, but thas as close it gets really ahaha

[Stenners]

For staying over at a girlfriends house?

O shit I forgot, my right toe feels funny & I can't walk tonight.....

 

For staying out late at a party (get together *wink**wink*)?

I'm 19 I sort of do this with mother dearest knowing

 

For buying a large tub of glue at a school surplus store?

Glue is for kids....

[Linkin_lp_park]

For staying over at a girlfriends house -

The movie isn't over yet

 

For staying out late at a party -

I have to take some girls home

[Sygy]

for staying over at a girlfriends house.

'omg, can i stay the night, its just that we got to caought up on the movie and i didnt leave, if u walke outside, ill get mugged'

 

For staying out late at a party.

'what, mum, im sorry i thought you knew that i was sleeping over at cristine's? no, omg, im soo sorry'

[MrsBennington-Delson]

For staying over at a girlfriends *cough* Imma change it into boyfriends house?

I'm sick and I need sexual heeling? o.O

 

For staying out late at a party (get together *wink**wink*)?

------ (cant think of anything)

 

For buying a large tub of glue at a school surplus store?

ya know... my lil sister just cant shut up...

 

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[azemkamikaze03]

For staying over at a girlfriends house?

My penis has this itch and it just so happens the only thing that can scratch it is a vagina? (bow-chica-wow-wow)

 

For staying out late at a party (get together *wink**wink*)?

See heres the thing mom. My friends are really irresponsible and they need a responsible friend to be there. I want to be that guy.

 

For buying a large tub of glue at a school surplus store?

So yea I need a really big tub of glue... Why? So like dude ok feel me out on this one. I'm dating this hot ass girl. Big tits, tight ass juicy lips... the works. and shes really feeling me and right now she is really wet. So we have a choice. I could A) sit here and tell u what I am about to do to her with this glue, or B) you can give me all this glue for free and you can watch! You in or out?

 

 

Ok ok so I got one. If you can touch ur penis to ur ass, whats ur excuse for knowing that fact. because thatd be pretty homo if you tried to touch ur penis to ur ass before.

[Linkin_lp_park]

Lol man, that made me laugh out loud:D

[Lenneh]

For staying over at a girlfriends house?

My bike was stolen, my car was stolen, I had a flat tire, my mom doesn't want me to go out when its dark

 

For staying out late at a party (get together *wink**wink*)?

I didn't see the time, it was so dark I couldn't find my way home so I got a little lost, someone spilled beer over me so a friend borrowed me some of his clothes

 

For buying a large tub of glue at a school surplus store?

you need an excuse to do that? =O Well here's one: it's for art class.