Stenners Posted October 26, 2007 Posted October 26, 2007 And it deserves it's own topic, trying to not ruin the suprise... so I will comment later BUT GOOD GOD! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml;jsessionid=2YR0RLT1UT4LRQFIQMGCFGGAVCBQUIV0?xml=/news/2007/10/26/nsex126.xml Quote Delete my account, the is no reason why it should be against standard procediure, do it do it do it. Or LPF Sessions 3 leaks before it's done and Spoilers will be posted for every film release. Not to mention periodic troll invasions.
Linkin_lp_park Posted October 26, 2007 Posted October 26, 2007 Like....how Quote ιη тнє ѕιℓєη¢є σƒ тнє ∂αякηєѕѕ
Stenners Posted October 26, 2007 Author Posted October 26, 2007 Like....how I have no idea, but it adds to the mystery of the story. Quote Delete my account, the is no reason why it should be against standard procediure, do it do it do it. Or LPF Sessions 3 leaks before it's done and Spoilers will be posted for every film release. Not to mention periodic troll invasions.
Peterdea Posted October 26, 2007 Posted October 26, 2007 when they say... that he... umm... you know what, i'll leave it at this, that is some fucked up shit... really fucked up... Quote Its good to be back.
MayaTheVampire Posted October 26, 2007 Posted October 26, 2007 WTF?!! ... I can't understand HOW he did that... Quote [broken External Image]:http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/6693/bildvr4.jpg My tattoo
allieking Posted October 26, 2007 Posted October 26, 2007 i can't understand why hes been put on the sex offenders register, it was a bike ffs. what was he charged with?? sexually assaulting an object of transport lmao sorry but this is hilarious, there are pedophiles who are loose on the streets and all the police can do is arrest a guy who has a fettish with bikes. 1 Quote [broken External Image]:http://www.inoshishi.co.uk/allie/aa.png
Friðbjörn Posted October 26, 2007 Posted October 26, 2007 okay this is weird but I don't care if a guy wants to hump his bike, it doesn't justify registering him as a sex offender Quote [broken External Image]:http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2784/lpfas08mostintelligentym8.jpg
ugur90 Posted October 26, 2007 Posted October 26, 2007 hahahahah..the guy who fucked a pavement mentioned in the end...even funnier!!! Quote
Black_Angel Posted October 26, 2007 Posted October 26, 2007 hahaahhah thats awesome! how the fuck can you fuck a pavement??? :O you've gotta love the british justice system. Quote i still love you, girl from mars.
MrsBennington-Delson Posted October 26, 2007 Posted October 26, 2007 (Jos: )maybe he thought he has a vagina O.o lol (Sygy: )er www jos. u skany poo, i have a scheide Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/f03af096463589b6a2bebdd0c1455573.jpg
GraDoN Posted October 26, 2007 Posted October 26, 2007 eh? if you REALLY love some one/thing, is it wrong Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/095443c5f5914cdd05b1d389456c201e.jpg http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/8df3638f80a4f010e06ef2c959f426e8.gif http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fe80ab99471398f0ef121d8f90c31038.jpg
LPShinodaFM Posted October 26, 2007 Posted October 26, 2007 Okay.... so how the fuck you do have sex with a bike? And why would he be charged as a sexual offender? O.o I mean tons of people use like sex toys and whatever and it's not like they're charged for raping their sex toys....... And this guy's just the same, I mean even though it's a bike. Quite strange, but nonetheless inanimate. I mean if this guys was humping a horse or something then at least the animal defenders might have a say and I just might accept that, but okay bicycles? Quote
GraDoN Posted October 26, 2007 Posted October 26, 2007 you gotta admit.. thats one sexy bike -_- 1 Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/095443c5f5914cdd05b1d389456c201e.jpg http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/8df3638f80a4f010e06ef2c959f426e8.gif http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fe80ab99471398f0ef121d8f90c31038.jpg
Breakdown Conspiracy Posted October 26, 2007 Posted October 26, 2007 WTF I mean really, don't they have better news stories in the UK? Quote .no
littleblackstone Posted October 26, 2007 Posted October 26, 2007 my question is: how tha fuck can a man fuck a bike??? or even a pavement?!! it's anatomicaly impossible!!! or it's just me?!... ohh well.. crazy, totally crazy and insane ppl... you gotta admit.. thats one sexy bike -_- LMFAO :lol: :lol: and i feel very sorry for "her"... :lol: Quote
DarknessLover Posted October 26, 2007 Posted October 26, 2007 That bike just got pwned! Take that bike! you've been naughty with your oiled chain, and rubbbbber seat...mmm Quote The Park is Back? No way!
LPHybridSnax Posted October 27, 2007 Posted October 27, 2007 so.... will i get put on the sex offenders list if im caught trying to have sex with my hand? 1 Quote That's sexual harassment, officer! (5/8/09)
Stllmn8j Posted October 27, 2007 Posted October 27, 2007 This is the weirdest damn thing that I've heard in a while Quote
Jeezy Posted October 27, 2007 Posted October 27, 2007 maybe he was just riding the bike naked... idk...it's a really weird story Quote
LPHybridSnax Posted October 27, 2007 Posted October 27, 2007 I mean if this guys was humping a horse or something then at least the animal defenders might have a say and I just might accept that, but okay bicycles? im..umm.. a bicycle defender... i am for the freedom of millions of bicycles people use as their slaves every day.. so... they can once again run... roll... along side of all the other inanimatals in world... just like it was before the white man came to america... Quote That's sexual harassment, officer! (5/8/09)
Sygy Posted October 27, 2007 Posted October 27, 2007 im..umm.. a bicycle defender... i am for the freedom of millions of bicycles people use as their slaves every day.. so... they can once again run... roll... along side of all the other inanimatals in world... just like it was before the white man came to america... that was brill! mega lols Quote iam mors sola fuga est [broken External Image]:http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/9977/n76430001741552817731hb2.jpg
azemkamikaze03 Posted October 27, 2007 Posted October 27, 2007 ... So, I mean I guess its possible to have sex with a bike. I'm not going to go into how, but we do similar things with females you just have to think about it and you might get it. But there are two things that really bother me here besides the utter randomness and just weirdness of this article. For one in what way was he being offensive by having sex in a room where no one could see him? Granted, he didn't have a do not disturb sign up but you've got to think that there are a million reasons he could have for not being able to answer the door. (But I'm wondering why he couldn't have had sex in his own house.) Also, how do you come back from that? Like after you get released how do you go back into the public eye? Everyone things your a freak and will look at you differently lol. I guess if I lived in Britain I'd move to like Cambodia or something. Quote ¿whysoserious?
Black_Angel Posted October 27, 2007 Posted October 27, 2007 Maybe he couldn't have sex with it at home cause his wife/gf was there? :/ Wow that'd really knock your self-esteem, your partner having a secret rendezvous in a hotel room with a bike. Quote i still love you, girl from mars.
MrsBennington-Delson Posted October 27, 2007 Posted October 27, 2007 Wow that'd really knock your self-esteem, your partner having a secret rendezvous in a hotel room with a bike. LMFAO!! that was a good one and yeah so sad LOL Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/f03af096463589b6a2bebdd0c1455573.jpg
tsinoitcelfer Posted October 27, 2007 Posted October 27, 2007 And Bicycle rights activists are going apeshit. Quote I am in your forum, posting grammatically accurate responses. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/51008fd4d789106ea866d69b38495153.gif OWNED.
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