Teleporting is the answer to global warming

[woodyloveslinkin]

Okay, during a lecture, me and my friends were really bored and didn't want to pay attention to the slideshow presentation being presention on the overhead projector. We came up with a theory that might actually work to reduce global warming.

We use magnets in conjunction with kinetic energy to teleport from one place to another. I know, crazy idea. But it actually might work. We use the different poles of the magnets to transfer the kinetic energy from one side of our body to the other. I think their was also mention of other harmful substances like uranium involved to create a machine that would do so.

What do you think about our idea? I mean it can be possible. If we can make man walk on the moon we can teleport. Plus, I've been watching various seasons of X-Files as well on my soon to be completed DVD collection (gotta love Mulder & Scully!).

[Stenners]

It would work

 

if our whole body was made up of kinetic energy........ which it isnt

 

U been watching too much x-files

[woodyloveslinkin]

Maybe I could find a way to compact kinetic energy hold it under pressure and somehow insert it into my body. I know what I'm doing for the holidays

[UnhingedMouse0]

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