damansgunnakillu Posted March 20, 2008 Posted March 20, 2008 There once was a man he had 3 children. A little girl, A big brother, and a bigger sister. The man wen't out hunting one day. and caught a deer. He killed it and bought it home to have it for dinner. He and his wife were gunna have a little bit of fun with the kids, they decided to make the kids guess what their eating.... So about half way through eating dinner. The Mum popped the question. "Kids do you even know what your eating?" "What isn't this steak? Well what is it? "You have to Guess," "Umm, lamb?" Asked the Brother. "Ok I'll give you a hint. It's what i call your father sometimes," The little Girl hesitated then Had a worried look on her face. Then she burst out. "DON"T EAT IT, IT'S AN ASSHOLE!" I thought of it the other day. Hoped you liked it. Quote I like dragons
GraDoN Posted March 20, 2008 Posted March 20, 2008 haha good one but this should bei n the games section Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/095443c5f5914cdd05b1d389456c201e.jpg http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/8df3638f80a4f010e06ef2c959f426e8.gif http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fe80ab99471398f0ef121d8f90c31038.jpg
Stenners Posted March 20, 2008 Posted March 20, 2008 Not tooo bad, but its not that good, sounds a bit like a childish joke. I perfer to mock things that I encounter every day, occasionaly talk of my tales in a 3rd person perspective include you all as I lay down the plot of my, my encounters, my problems. Unfourtenetly I never get around to it because you all a set of utter CUNstables Quote Delete my account, the is no reason why it should be against standard procediure, do it do it do it. Or LPF Sessions 3 leaks before it's done and Spoilers will be posted for every film release. Not to mention periodic troll invasions.
allieking Posted March 20, 2008 Posted March 20, 2008 a friend at work told me that joke, yeah its kinda funny. Quote [broken External Image]:http://www.inoshishi.co.uk/allie/aa.png
Stenners Posted March 20, 2008 Posted March 20, 2008 So your saying he didnt think of it? THE LYING SON OF A BITCHONARY Quote Delete my account, the is no reason why it should be against standard procediure, do it do it do it. Or LPF Sessions 3 leaks before it's done and Spoilers will be posted for every film release. Not to mention periodic troll invasions.
GraDoN Posted March 20, 2008 Posted March 20, 2008 since were at the telling jokes thing i'll also jump in so this guy asks his friend what logic is and his friend things of a example and asks his friend: ok so got a lawn mower? "well yes" "ok so then you also got a lawn?" "yes, yes i do" "ok so then you also got a house right?" "wow yes i do" "ok then you are probably got kids?" "amazing, i do" "ok so then you got a wife?' "yes im married" "so thats means your straight, see thats logic" so the guy, thinking he now knows logic walks away amazed so little later another friends asks the guy who asked about logic what it is and he says: "ok ok so got a lawn mower?" "no i dont" "...fag" Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/095443c5f5914cdd05b1d389456c201e.jpg http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/8df3638f80a4f010e06ef2c959f426e8.gif http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fe80ab99471398f0ef121d8f90c31038.jpg
untitled Posted March 20, 2008 Posted March 20, 2008 lol first one is ok 2nd is better this could also just go in the random thread lol Quote my lp item's PICS of COLLECTION my lp audio-video collection
azemkamikaze03 Posted March 21, 2008 Posted March 21, 2008 ahahahhahhHAHHAhahHAHAhAhahahHAhhAHHAHahHhaHA MOVED lmao funny joke though Quote ¿whysoserious?
Kanavazk Posted March 23, 2008 Posted March 23, 2008 GraDoN's was best. It actually made me lol a little. Not fake LOL but I actually laughed. Sort of. Quote [GRAMMER HAMMER!]
GraDoN Posted March 24, 2008 Posted March 24, 2008 the best about that joke is i always ask random people if they got lawn mower and if they say no "FAG". lol they never know whats going on Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/095443c5f5914cdd05b1d389456c201e.jpg http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/8df3638f80a4f010e06ef2c959f426e8.gif http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fe80ab99471398f0ef121d8f90c31038.jpg
linkinparkfansid Posted March 24, 2008 Posted March 24, 2008 Ha ha That was effing awesome! lmfao! Quote
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