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There once was a man he had 3 children. A little girl, A big brother, and a bigger sister.

 

The man wen't out hunting one day. and caught a deer. He killed it and bought it home to have it for dinner.

He and his wife were gunna have a little bit of fun with the kids, they decided to make the kids guess what their eating....

So about half way through eating dinner. The Mum popped the question.

"Kids do you even know what your eating?"

"What isn't this steak? Well what is it?

"You have to Guess,"

"Umm, lamb?" Asked the Brother.

"Ok I'll give you a hint. It's what i call your father sometimes,"

The little Girl hesitated then Had a worried look on her face.

Then she burst out.

"DON"T EAT IT, IT'S AN ASSHOLE!"

 

I thought of it the other day. Hoped you liked it.

I like dragons :D
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haha good one but this should bei n the games section :)

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Not tooo bad, but its not that good, sounds a bit like a childish joke.

 

I perfer to mock things that I encounter every day, occasionaly talk of my tales in a 3rd person perspective include you all as I lay down the plot of my, my encounters, my problems. Unfourtenetly I never get around to it because you all a set of utter CUNstables

Delete my account, the is no reason why it should be against standard procediure, do it do it do it.

 

Or LPF Sessions 3 leaks before it's done and Spoilers will be posted for every film release. Not to mention periodic troll invasions.

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a friend at work told me that joke, yeah its kinda funny.
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So your saying he didnt think of it?

 

THE LYING SON OF A BITCHONARY

Delete my account, the is no reason why it should be against standard procediure, do it do it do it.

 

Or LPF Sessions 3 leaks before it's done and Spoilers will be posted for every film release. Not to mention periodic troll invasions.

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since were at the telling jokes thing i'll also jump in :D

 

so this guy asks his friend what logic is and his friend things of a example and asks his friend:

ok so got a lawn mower?

"well yes"

"ok so then you also got a lawn?"

"yes, yes i do"

"ok so then you also got a house right?"

"wow yes i do"

"ok then you are probably got kids?"

"amazing, i do"

"ok so then you got a wife?'

"yes im married"

"so thats means your straight, see thats logic"

so the guy, thinking he now knows logic walks away amazed

 

so little later another friends asks the guy who asked about logic what it is and he says: "ok ok so got a lawn mower?"

"no i dont"

"...fag"

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Posted
the best about that joke is i always ask random people if they got lawn mower and if they say no "FAG". lol they never know whats going on

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