LPF Matchmaker

[littleblackstone]

*insert large sad face*

 

that's ok buddy *hugs*

[DevilDog420]

DevilDog420 + WoodyLovesLinkin = 96.5%

DevilDog420 + StupidSoul1 = 79%.

 

Come on Woody this Yank will treat you real well .

[woodyloveslinkin]

I don't know DD420...not only did you use wrong capitalisation on my username but you're so far away from me!!

[DevilDog420]

I don't know DD420...not only did you use wrong capitalisation on my username but you're so far away from me!!

 

LOL come on woody u know I was joking :-P , but damn I even get rejected over the net thats a real blow to my self-esteem lol.

[woodyloveslinkin]

awwwww *hugs*

[woodyloveslinkin]

Jack + Sarah = 0%

John (Jack's real name) + Sarah = 5.5%

John Gillis (Jack's real name) + Sarah = 22%

Jack White + Sarah = %

Meg White + Sarah = 3%

Meg + Sarah = 1%

 

 

This fucking sucks. Lol.

[Sponge]

I think if we do put long names, the percentage is high.....and i hate these kinds of things. And I've tried three. Not really what I expected but...oih well.

[Ravynlee]

 

 

This fucking sucks. Lol.

I know!

This ought to make a few people very happy...

 

Ravynlee + David = 53.5%

Ravynlee + David Draiman = 49.5%

Rachel (my real full name) + David (his full name) = 51%

Rachel + David = 14.5%

Rave + Dave (XD) = 26%

We're barely half compatible! *snuffle*

 

Eerie trick; I put 'Bourdon' at the end of Lee and got:

Ravyn Lee Bourdon + David Michael Draiman = 91%

There ya go Sarah, I should've just cheated, would have worked out then! lol

 

Sarah + David = 0% (Big shocker there)

woodyloveslinkin + David = 89.5%

woodyloveslinkin + David Draiman = 85.5%

Sarah (your real full name) + David (his full name) = 50%

Wow, that shouldn't have shocked me like it did. You're more compatible than we are :'(

 

And just for shits'n'giggles;

Ravynlee + Jack White = 51%

Rachel (my real full name) + Jack White = 8.5%

Rachel (my surname) + John Gillis = 38%

*shudders*

 

Anyway, as I suspected and stated from the start, longer names = higher scores. Mostly. Still amusing way to kill a few mins... and braincells. Man, I need a life...

[woodyloveslinkin]

I'm glad it's a simulation or I would've killed David by now.

[speedthief]

WTF me and woody is 97%

some more of my test results:

speedthief+Ravynlee=71%

speedthief+my GF=80%

Jimmy(fake name but it's me)+Shermaine(my classmate)=60.5%

Jimmy+Crystal(another classmate of mine)=71.5%

Jimmy+Merilyn(my classmate)=92%!!!

Jimmy+Abigail(my classmate)=92%!!!

 

as you see i tested with my female classmates but not all! you know my class almost all my class are girls?? only a few boys!

[Ravynlee]

Woody is pretty popular in this calculator - with all but except her celeb crush, aww XD

Glad to see I'm still in the higher percentages, haha.

Speedthief, as for your classmates - wow! Judging by those scores you should be a real player! Good luck there sunshine!

[woodyloveslinkin]

This calculator proves I am LPF's town bicycle *lol*

[Ravynlee]

This calculator proves I am LPF's town bicycle *lol*

That comment made me lol for real. And wow. Really couldn't have put that any better myself XD

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(I'm kiddin'........... or am I? :-P )

[woodyloveslinkin]

And just for shits'n'giggles;

Ravynlee + Jack White = 51%

Rachel (my real full name) + Jack White = 8.5%

Rachel (my surname) + John Gillis = 38%

*shudders*

 

I forgot to say this but...

HANDS OFF MY MAN BITCH!

*rofl*

Ok all seriousness, I know you don't like Jack, but if these calculations end up correct in the future, I would advise you to go back to my previous comment up there ^^^^

And trust me, if I ever do the naughty with David, you can say the same thing to me, before I kill myself by choking on my own vomit cos I've stooped down to that level of wanting someone to screw.

[Ravynlee]

I forgot to say this but...

HANDS OFF MY MAN BITCH!

*rofl*

Ok all seriousness, I know you don't like Jack, but if these calculations end up correct in the future, I would advise you to go back to my previous comment up there ^^^^

And trust me, if I ever do the naughty with David, you can say the same thing to me, before I kill myself by choking on my own vomit cos I've stooped down to that level of wanting someone to screw.

 

Ew. Period. That's the understatement of the century. I like guys who LOOK like girls, but... well we've had that convo way too many times now *cough*you-queen-of-the-cross-dressers-Brian-Molko-obsessor-you*cough* but rest assured I never have nor never will find THAT celeb (aka Mr White) appealing in any way, shape or form. Sorry to offend but I don't even like his voice (Okay I like maybe 2 songs, sue me) - but each to their own.

 

And if you ever per se did 'the naughty' (XD) with David all I could say was 'GO NUTS!!'; if you got that far through security, even across the oceans to find him in another country, and managed to thwart his fiance for maybe half an hour, and managed to coerce the man into the proverbial sack for a random romp with a complete stranger then I'd like to hear the secrets of your success. There's hundreds of others that would want to be in your place, and I modestly and 'fangirlishly' (thanks Nailz ) count myself amongst them. Have a blast I say, do it twice for us David supporters! :clap:

 

Oh, I was also wondering (while I choke up this thread with off-the-track Spam) how come you didn't mention Jack's wife in your calculations, only Meg?

[woodyloveslinkin]

I forgot Karen's last name. Lol.

[KillMeImIrish]

uhh how do you get it up there? like the picture and such

[woodyloveslinkin]

Print Screen > crop > photobucket

[speedthief]

Woody is pretty popular in this calculator - with all but except her celeb crush, aww XD

Glad to see I'm still in the higher percentages, haha.

Speedthief, as for your classmates - wow! Judging by those scores you should be a real player! Good luck there sunshine!

haha good luck to you too rav!

[Ravynlee]

^ Thankies! Ain't you sweet

 

KMII, I'm not as technologically minded as some, so I ALT+PrintScreen, bring up Paint, Paste, Crop and upload to photobucket. That, or R click, Save as, etc... I'm sure you know far more than me, but yeah as I said, when it comes to this stuff (ask Sarah) I'm not quite the sharpest pencil in the pencilcase XD

 

Hey Sarah, her last name is Elson. And you call yourself a fan, you couldn't even Google it! Hahaha.

So for the record;

 

Jack White + Karen Elson = 39.5%

John Gillis + Karen Elson = 59%

Sarah + Karen = 0%

Sarah (your last name) + Karen Elson = 67.5%

woodyloveslinkin + Karen Elson = 96.5%

woodyloveslinkin + Karen = 89.5%

Jack + Karen = 0.5%

John + Karen = 15.5%

 

There, hard work done for ya

 

And cause I was curious;

David + Yasmin (/Jasmine) = 14.5% (/4%)

(According to several sources they're on again, off again anyhoo *shrugs* w/e, so long as he keeps beltin out the lyrics me no give a shit! XD)

 

And OMG, sis (if you ever read this)

Joanna + Chris = 4.5%

See now we KNOW this is bogus, you two are like the most compatible pair I've ever half-met! XD <3

 

Wow... too much coffee at work again huh? Hahahahmmm...

[woodyloveslinkin]

I wouldn't get along with her in real life. Would never forgive her for stealing my Jack off me

[Ravynlee]

^ Would be the other way around, she had him first apparently (she's got 2 kids to him now and a marriage certificate, what have you got to 'legitimize' said claim but your say so? If that alone worked don't you think we'd all have 'dibs' on our fav celebs (now wouldn't that make for an interesting world!) *sigh* Nice to dream but innit?

[woodyloveslinkin]

That's the only thing I can do

[speedthief]

man i like to see those results of mine again!!

 

Natasha(another classmate)+Jimmy=51%

Vanessa(also my classmate)+Jimmy=61%

 

jealous huh? my classmates almost all are female(sorry for boasting)

[Sponge]

Guadalupe(my actual full name) + Ashley (the first girl i had a crush on)= 72.5%

 

I really do think that is a good machine. Just kidding. I think it's a good thing.