LPF Matchmaker

[speedthief]

i had a crush on Natasha and Shermaine at first.... then it's Crystal......

[KillMeImIrish]

 

jealous huh? my classmates almost all are female(sorry for boasting)

 

 

 

ahhahahahahha. i've noticed that you need some big time ego-deflation. i sure don't want to be the one to give it to you...

[speedthief]

^ haha whatever stop flattering me xD

 

Another love calculator comes!HERE!!!

 

I tried and here are my results:

Jimmy+Crystal=87%

Jimmy+Shermaine=73%

Jimmy+Merilyn=77%

Jimmy+Abigail=29%(what!!!)

Jimmy+Natasha=55%

Jimmy+Vanessa=16%(what!!!!!)

Jimmy+Sharmaine(don't get confused)=13%(NO WAY!!!)

 

you know what i am going to say!

[woodyloveslinkin]

ahhahahahahha. i've noticed that you need some big time ego-deflation. i sure don't want to be the one to give it to you...

 

I'm sure you could use this calculator if you really wanna deflate his ego. Lol.

[KillMeImIrish]

speedthief- since you're 13 and all, i'll help you out. www.dictionary.com, look up the word "flatter." i assure you, i wasn't flattering you.

[Sponge]

I did the match maker thingy again with the same person.

 

Lupe (short way of my full name) + Ashley=55%

 

I put

 

Guadalupe+Veronica(friend)= 71.5%

Guadalupe+Hayley(singer of Paramore)= 82.5% (yyyeeessss. We're like 2 years apart)

Guadalupe+Ellen(actor in X-Men she plays Kitty)= 73%

Guadalupe+Gabriela(acoustic guitarist)= 51.5% (oh well)

Guadalupe+Yuffie(Final Fantasy 7)= 72.5%(LOL just wanted to see what happened)

[woodyloveslinkin]

Anyone steals Jack off me I'll kill you. Lol.

[LPNailz]

Hell, I'll jump on the bandwagon. Let's get those celebrity crused out of the way first. (NIN, Shinedown, Disturbed, and Slipknot\Stonesour singers, in that order):

 

Me + Trent Reznor: 41%

Me + Brent Smith: 11.5% (Oh ouch.)

Me + David Draiman: 10.5% (Fine, he was taken anyway.)

Me + Corey Taylor: 81% (Hot damn!)

 

Me + Actual Guy I Actually Know Personally: 62%

Me + Actual Guy I Actually Know Personally #2: 25%

 

And since it's supposed to be the LPF Calculator, how the only two folks of the male persuasion I know here.

 

Me + Sponge: 34%

Me + Speedthief: 32%

[Sponge]

WOAH!!!!!.....i can't believe i got 34 and Speed got 32. But he's good with women!!!! I'm not.

 

Hmm let me try.......

 

 

Me+LPNailz=....52%(O.O)

Me+Woody=....83% (I got 33% when i put Sarah IDK why)

Me+Rav= 44%

 

I think i'd rather use actaully names.

[LPNailz]

But you're more modest. Much better feature in a man

[Sponge]

Thank you! It means a lot....really it does. And i just finished doing the calculater thingy.

[LPNailz]

Go ahead and use my real name - the other semi-regulars know it already anyhow. It's Jess.

 

You're welcome. Nothin' but the truth

[Sponge]

Ok well i used ur real name and i got 43.5%.

[speedthief]

tested my real name with LPNailz's real name and i got 49%

[Sponge]

Man i don't think i should be with anyone period. Except for Hayley (yyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeesssssssss)

[speedthief]

my gosh.... Crystal now then said "I like you" to me !!! dude that looks great!

[Sponge]

That is good for you man.

 

Me+Cristina Scabbia (singer of Lacuna Coil)= 27.5% (I knew it)

Me+Noodle (guitarist from Gorillaz)= 82.5% (......wow and she's made up too LOL)

Me+Kelly Clarkson (got bored. I just put her frist name)= 98.5% (........O.O.....I really don't alittle but damn)

Me+Emma Anzai (bassist from Sick Puppies)= 40.5% (cool I guess)

Me+Jen Ledger (drummer of Skillet)= 70.5% (she looks....very....very..........very....nice)

Me+ Katy Parry (singer....only new her cuz she was in P.O.D.'s Good Bye For Now)= 70.5% (I guess. I like her before she got famous)

Me+Korey Cooper (lead guitaris of Skillet and backing vocals)= 99% (WTF!!!!! she's like......36 years old)

[Ravynlee]

Hell, I'll jump on the bandwagon. Let's get those celebrity crused out of the way first. (NIN, Shinedown, Disturbed, and Slipknot\Stonesour singers, in that order):

 

Me + Trent Reznor: 41%

Me + Brent Smith: 11.5% (Oh ouch.)

Me + David Draiman: 10.5% (Fine, he was taken anyway.)

Me + Corey Taylor: 81% (Hot damn!)

Aww sorry to hear that Jess better luck next... crush? haha

(Yes reality sucks serious ass, I know, life can be so unfair!)

As for the guys you actually know, sounds promising. Shame this kind of calculator is akin to technological quackery and can't actually predict squat, but still, is an amusing way to kill a few mins. Oh and food for thought...

WOAH!!!!!.....i can't believe i got 34 and Speed got 32. But he's good with women!!!! I'm not.

 

Hmm let me try.......

 

 

Me+LPNailz=....52%(O.O)

Me+Woody=....83% (I got 33% when i put Sarah IDK why)

Me+Rav= 44%

 

I think i'd rather use actaully names.

Howdy. BTW name's Rach. Rachel only to immediate family and if I'm in trouble. Call me that I won't answer you with words

Anyway nice to meet ya. 44% is better than nothing I guess, at least we're not enemies!

[speedthief]

new crush and i tested her with me:

Jimmy+Nicolette=90%

[Sponge]

Well Rav, I used your real name and I got a 52.5%!!!!! And yes as long as we're not enemies

[speedthief]

ok Rav i used your real name too(same as sponge's action)

and i got 58%

[Sponge]

YOU SEE!!!! What did I tell you. Man I hate this crap!!!!

[speedthief]

^ don't know but what if it is accurate?

[Sponge]

then i hate you......I'm joking.

[LPNailz]

If this crap is accurate I am so going to marry Corey Taylor and have 2.5 kids. Come on, guys. :-P

 

Posted by Rav

Aww sorry to hear that Jess better luck next... crush? haha

Yeah, I'm sure there'll be plenty more