Fav TV Quotes

[woodyloveslinkin]

Have some to tell the rest of the LPF community? (ps this is an updated version of the previous quotes thread made ages ago).

 

A have a couple of beloved quotes from various tv shows.

 

Seinfield

 

Elaine: Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like Al Pacino? You know, "Scent Of A Woman"? Who-ah! Who-ah!

Soup Nazi: Very good. Very good.

Elaine: Well, I-

Soup Nazi: You know something?

Elaine: Hmmm?

Soup Nazi: No soup for you!

Elaine: What?

Soup Nazi: Come back one year! Next!

 

 

The Chaser's War on Everything (Australian TV show)

 

Julian Morrow (speaks into a microphone in a RSL club) - Attention patrons, would everybody using the poker machines please go home. Your families love you, and, I'll let you in on something, you're not going to win.

 

Chris Taylor (About the 2007 Australian election) - Let's have a look at the major players and how they've pitched themselves to voters. First up we had Kevin Rudd offering New Leadership, then on Sunday we had John Howard offering the Right Leadership, then we had Rudd coming back with Extreme Right Leadership, so it's a real battle for the conservative vote.

 

Chas Licciardello - (about APEC security) So here I am, Osama Bin Laden, standing 10 meters away from (George) Bush's hotel and what do they do? They arrest the other guy!

 

A song by Andrew Hansan (dressed up as Jack White)...not really a quote but I'll put it in -

 

Now My Clothes Are Pink

The White Stripes

 

I was washing,

I did the laundry by myself,

I had all these red and white clothes of mine,

And all Meg's gear as well,

 

I put a load on,

But not once did I pause to think,

I forgot to seperate whites from red,

And now all my clothes are pink,

 

Well it's 1, 2, 3, 4,

Looking kinda nancy,

Now my clothes are pink,

I'm feelin' like a pansy,

All my rockstar cred is down the sink,

And it's 4, 5, 6, 7,

Who's a sissy fella?

I'll never score again with Renée Zellweger,

Oh, God, even my hat is coloured pink!

 

 

Futurama

 

Dr. Zoidberg: Don't worry Fry, I'll just use a high-speed centrifuge to separate out the denser liquid of His Highness.

Fry: Won't that crush my bones?

Dr. Zoidberg: Oh, right. With the bones. I always forget about the bones.

 

 

Curb Your Enthusiasm

 

Marty: Why do you pee sitting down?

Larry: Many reasons.

Marty: Do you crap standing up?

 

:rofl:

[Ravynlee]

I have a stack of them but right now there's one or two we always used to throw around at work. Always made us laugh for n particular reason. Family Guy. Peter.

 

'Crazy like a Fox.'

'Holy Crip he's a crapple.'

 

Just made us laugh.

I'll add others when they come back to me

[LPkitten]

'Holy Crip he's a crapple.'

 

haha I was gonna say that! haha I love that one.hmm lets see...

 

"I'm sure there are 30 different speicies of poisonous swings"

"They put my baby's face on a penis!"

 

 

i'll have to think of some more.

[Numb_Papercut]

Proves I like it as this is the second time I've used this quote here already!

art Simpson: "I wanna be a butterfly, no one ever suspects the butterfly." xD