Genochoice [Warning: extreme wtf content]

[woodyloveslinkin]

www.genochoice.com is the site that I visited, (I found this site in google before you ask me where I had found it) and it is indeed extreme wtf content. Basically, you get to donate your dna to make a child, you can choose from several options but I chose the first one.

 

You don't have to press your thumb against the computer screen as it'll automatically generate a sequence of letters (and before you ask, yes I was stupid enough to do to it the first time around and wondered how they got my dna through the computer screen).

 

You have to make an account (not for real) for the "records" there, and it'll generate a series of tables for you. This is what I got -

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98% Homosexuality

69% Attention Defiect Disorder

28% Schizophrenia

20% Anxiety

13% Anti-social Behaviour

10% Addiction Susecptability

8% Bipolar mood disorder

3% Glottal Stopty

 

And.

 

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98% Myopia

89% Premature Baldness/Alopecia

65% Heart Disease

58% Idiopathic Vastricular Fribrillation

27% Mental Retardation

24% Sickle Cell Disease

23% Down's Syndrome

22% Tay-Sach's Syndrome

12% Duchenne Musculer Dystrophy

3% Polycystic Kidney Disease

 

So great....my child is going to have Myopia (whatever the fuck that is) and is going to be a little brat with ADD at the same time and who's also homosexual.

You have the option to upgrade my child and I can choose what I want and don't want, providing that my "insurance" will cover the costs.

I'm going to make mine a girl, with blue eyes, and by te time that she's 18, she'll be 5"6 and increase her artistic gifts so she'll be off my back for a few minutes. And after that, you just put your email address into it, to recieve updates about the progress of your child, which I don't know, I've checed my spam filter and nothing from them. Oh wait, this is all pretend, LOL, I just figured it out.

[Ravynlee]

Wow my kid's gonna be gay-er than yours! And a little thrill seeker (figures), I went click happy for shits 'n giggles and this is what I got;

 

percent of predisposition genetic defect

98% Homosexuality

85% Novelty-seeking

69% Attention Deficit Disorder

28% Schizophrenia

25% Manic Depression

8% Bipolar mood disorder

5% Stamina Impairment

2% Hypernasality

 

percent of susceptibility genetic diseases

76% Arthritis

47% Cystic Fibrosis

42% Sickle-Cell/Anemia

22% Tay-Sachs Disease

18% Neurofibromatosis

13% Retinitis Pigmentosa

12% Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy

8% Lesch-Nyhan Syndrome

6% a-l-antitrypsin Deficiency

3% Polycystic Kidney Disease

 

Forgetting sickle cell anemia is more prevalent in African American communities, and ignoring my real life genetic predisposition to heart disease, cancer and mental disorders - sure.

Makes for another great reason not to get pregnant. And of course not get pregnant apparently to myself *rolls eyes*

[Blue Sky Turtles]

percent of predisposition genetic defect

85% Novelty-seeking

69% Attention Deficit Disorder

25% Manic Depression

20% Anxiety

8% Bipolar Mood Disorder

7% Velocardofacial (Shprintzen) Syndrome

3% Glottal Stop

2% Hypernasality

 

percent of susceptibility genetic diseases

76% Arthritis

38% Huntington's Disease

36% Wolfram Syndrome

17% Seizures

15% Thalassemia

13% Rentitis Pigmentosa

12% Duchenne Muscular Syndrome

7% Fragile X Syndrome

3% Polycystic Kidney Disease

2% Marfan Syndrome

 

 

 

:-|

[tuvw005]

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