Anna Perenna Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 (edited) . Now, before her loyal servants start baying for my blood, she all but asked me to open this thread Edited April 2, 2016 by rem Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
snafu Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 Normally I wouldn't bitch about polls but you gotta add the grapefruit. Come on. All the others aren't even in the same ball park. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
eddo Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 I think we need a decent "before" shot to best be able to help Tori decide. Quote I'm trusted by more women.
snafu Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 I think we need a decent "before" shot to best be able to help Tori decide. Purely for research reasons I would have to agree with eddo. I think our help could be invaluable to your decision. Maybe we could get other samples from our esteemed female sect also. This also would surely give us a better perspective than that flimsy cartoon drawing. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Crazywumbat Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 Well I've always followed the "anything more than a handful is a waste" philosophy..and judging from the handful of pics of Tori I've seen, I'd say that those mams are every bit as perfect as the rest of her. Grawrrr.. However...just to err on the side of caution...I'm gonna hafta third that request for a before shot. Quote I promise to afflict the comfortable and comfort the afflicted. That I will never just accept what I am told. That I will never fall in love with safety and forget liberty. I promise that I will look for the lie in every pretty story and the bribe in every convenience.
Anna Perenna Posted January 25, 2007 Author Posted January 25, 2007 (edited) . Now that's what I call a fine set of cucumbers. Edited April 2, 2016 by rem Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
Anna Perenna Posted January 25, 2007 Author Posted January 25, 2007 (edited) Well I've always followed the "anything more than a handful is a waste" philosophy..and judging from the handful of pics of Tori I've seen, I'd say that those mams are every bit as perfect as the rest of her. Grawrrr.. . Actually, I agree. At the risk of sounding like a huge lesbianoid, Tori, your boobs do look pretty good: . Why are you considering an operation? Edited April 2, 2016 by rem Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
Anna Perenna Posted January 25, 2007 Author Posted January 25, 2007 Well I've always followed the "anything more than a handful is a waste" philosophy..and judging from the handful of pics of Tori I've seen, I'd say that those mams are every bit as perfect as the rest of her. Grawrrr.. At the risk of sounding like a bit of a lesbian, I'd have to agree. Tori's boobs have always looked pretty good to me. If it's not too rude to ask, Tori, why are you considering an operation? And are you even considering this? I just realised, this could all be a ridiculous rumour ..... Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
Phantom Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 They are not in the poll but I would say "Oranges." Most boob jobs look like oranges, grapefruits, or sweet potatoes. Have seen quite a few water-wings also. Be careful of those. They look like shit. And I agree with the others- Tori looks fine in the pictures I have seen but since she has three kids, she might want them just to fill her back out after breast feeding. Just because they might be a "nice size" doesn't mean they won't lose their shape after childbirth and breast feeding. Implants can help firm and shape post partum breasts. And as for Nazz's photo: That was my inspiration to quit smoking. Yuck. Quote Blah.
phreakwars Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 They are not in the poll but I would say "Oranges." Most boob jobs look like oranges, grapefruits, or sweet potatoes. Have seen quite a few water-wings also. Be careful of those. They look like shit. Oranges has been added. And I am setting down 2 votes, because I vote for oranges too. I think we need a decent "before" shot to best be able to help Tori decide.Curremtly. she has cranberries.. or so she claims... pictures say otherwise. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
ToriAllen Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 Hey Anna Babes, can you please open that poll for me? I’m having a terrible time choosing the right jugs. I really need the great minds of GF to help me make the right decision! p.s. I can’t stop squeezing my own fun bags. Is this normal? That’s funny; I don’t remember drinking that much last night. ...but since she has three kids, she might want them just to fill her back out after breast feeding. Just because they might be a "nice size" doesn't mean they won't lose their shape after childbirth and breast feeding. Implants can help firm and shape post partum breasts. That is exactly why I'm considering getting them. I'm not doing it for girth so much as to 're-inflate' the lazy twins. Curremtly. she has cranberries.. or so she claims... pictures say otherwise. I’m not that small, but I do use push up bras to round them out. That is why they always look so perky in the pictures. The perfect op would achieve the effect of the push up bra. I think it is called a breast lift. I'm wouldn't be getting 'Phantom' boobs or anything. I was going to go eat lunch, but thanks to Nazzy, I’ve lost my appetite. As for the picture, sorry guys the only pic I have is a pre-child, so it wouldn’t really help to post it. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
ToriAllen Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 I made my choices in the other thread, but I guess I'll repost. I partial to the coathooks. At least they have a secondary use. The balloons might also come in handy if I'm ever thrown over the side of a ship. You didn't put my floatation devices up there as I choice. You want me to drown don't you? Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
Phantom Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 I'm wouldn't be getting 'Phantom' boobs or anything. I love you, too! Quote Blah.
Mack the Knife Posted January 26, 2007 Posted January 26, 2007 Waterwings, definitely. Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/f0f5ca4439cc64cb06447f054d1c972d.gif Don't like my sig? Click on it to make a new one!
Anna Perenna Posted January 27, 2007 Author Posted January 27, 2007 That Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted January 28, 2007 Posted January 28, 2007 Considering she already looks kind of jailbait-ish, I'd say cranberries would suit her best. Quote All bullshit, No Business.
Outlaw2747 Posted February 6, 2007 Posted February 6, 2007 Is there a "Who Cares?" option? Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
tiredofwhiners Posted February 6, 2007 Posted February 6, 2007 No matter which one she would choose, we expect waist up before and after topless pictures. If you would like to do weekly updates during the healing process that would be fine also. Of course this is just for research purposes, not just some sicko that likes to look at hot topless women. Quote AA's for quitters...i'm no quitter!
Phantom Posted February 6, 2007 Posted February 6, 2007 As long as they move when she moves, all will be well. Oranges while standing upright, watermelons when riding hubby, and cucumbers when bending at the waist to pick something off the floor. Anything else would be criminal. Quote Blah.
RoyalOrleans Posted February 9, 2007 Posted February 9, 2007 Hmmm... detachable breasts? I'm going to go tinker with this idea at the nudie bar. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Phantom Posted February 9, 2007 Posted February 9, 2007 Hmmm... detachable breasts? I'm going to go tinker with this idea at the nudie bar. Remember to tip well and not to gawk without paying. Quote Blah.
tiredofwhiners Posted February 9, 2007 Posted February 9, 2007 Remember to tip well and not to gawk without paying. I never just give her a tip....i give her the whole thing:D Quote AA's for quitters...i'm no quitter!
Mack the Knife Posted February 10, 2007 Posted February 10, 2007 Is there a "Who Cares?" option?I agree, any one of the choices would look good. However, since it is Tori's body, it is ultimately up to her to choose for herself. Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/f0f5ca4439cc64cb06447f054d1c972d.gif Don't like my sig? Click on it to make a new one!
RoyalOrleans Posted February 10, 2007 Posted February 10, 2007 Remember to tip well and not to gawk without paying. Ohh... I always sit next to the fat guys. They are the ones pathetic enough to blow a bank roll of hundred dollar bills. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
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