OK bitch, your time is coming

[Anonymous]

You know, about 12 or so years back there was this skanky bitch I fucked... OK, I took her virginity. The bitch has fucking obsessed over me for years...

 

This skank is now one big huge whore... her husband is fucking nasty, so she spends her time surfing the net looking for more guys to fuck...

 

She totally likes to talk shit about me... probably because she knows I want nothing to do with her skank ass.

 

So, I decided she needs to be messed with. I created a fake account on one of the sites she goes to to pick up men.

 

I posted this anonymous because the bitch googles my name all the time to see what I am doing..I'm sure you guys know who I am, but please don't say my name in this post.

 

GAME ON..

 

The first step involved creating a fake email account, the next step was to create a fake persona.

 

Here is my fake persona... just right up her alley.

 

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member3319159.htm

 

Now I know she will contact me... she can't resist cock.. what I need from everyone is "INSPIRATIONAL WORDS" and "SWEET NOTHINGS" that I can write to this stupid bitch.. I will post all her responses here.

[Phantom]

Sorry, not a romantic bone in my body but your ruse made me chuckle. I would like to know who you are but cannot tell by your writing.

 

Also, not sure what kind of girl she is but if I saw that profile, I would skim right over it. The persona you created doesn't seem like it would make a good, genuine woman swoon. "Beer" talk isn't exactly what women look for. However, she might be that type. Just trying to help. lol

 

Edit: Ah, ok. Now I know who this is after seeing your location in the dating ad. I'll behave and not say your name although I am very tempted to do so.

[Moko]

You know, about 12 or so years back there was this skanky bitch I fucked... OK, I took her virginity. The bitch has fucking obsessed over me for years...

 

This skank is now one big huge whore... her husband is fucking nasty, so she spends her time surfing the net looking for more guys to fuck...

 

.

 

DAD....can you and mom keep your roll playing shit off the net please...or if you're gonna do it, keep it to terminal ill and the nurse....this is just fucked

[Anna Perenna]

... probably because she knows I want nothing to do with her skank ass.

 

The first step involved creating a fake email account, the next step was to create a fake persona.

 

Here is my fake persona... just right up her alley.

 

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member3319159.htm

 

Now I know she will contact me... she can't resist cock.. what I need from everyone is "INSPIRATIONAL WORDS" and "SWEET NOTHINGS" that I can write to this stupid bitch.. I will post all her responses here.

 

Your words are a dense morass of glaring self contradiction, and I fear for your sanity.

 

If you want nothing to do with her, why are you trying to get her attention?

 

Just leave her alone, and move on.

[Anonymous]

I plan on emailing all her shit to her husband, thats why.

[Phantom]

If you want nothing to do with her, why are you trying to get her attention?

 

Just leave her alone, and move on.

 

I plan on emailing all her shit to her husband, thats why.

 

I was wondering the same thing but didn't want to pass judgment since I didn't know the whole story. Now that I do, are you sure you want to get involved in this? Not that I don't just LOVE busting cheaters but if this chick is as psycho as you say, do you want to draw anymore attention from her onto you?

 

Edit: And if she does Google your name often, won't she probably already know about this website and thus find this thread? Just asking.

[Anonymous]

No, I just want to see her ass get beat down by her old man.

 

Edit: And if she does Google your name often, won't she probably already know about this website and thus find this thread? Just asking

She likes to come on here and do a search for posts created by me, if she doesn't see my name in this one, then she won't look here.

[Phantom]

No, I just want to see her ass get beat down by her old man.

 

She likes to come on here and do a search for posts created by me, if she doesn't see my name in this one, then she won't look here.

 

Alright.

 

I can't be too hard on you for your workings. After all, I made THIS little tidbit during our Hot or Not war. Just move your mouse over the picture!

[Anonymous]

cute. !!

[Anonymous]

Whores are so easy to bait in, I didn't even have to send her a message or nothing, I knew her pathetic ass would find the profile on her own..

 

Here is a message she sent to me:

 

Subject: hey there cowboy

 

how are you give me a shout if you wanna chat sometime i would like to get to know you better

 

Does this, or does this not give an indication on how pathetic this bitch is ?

 

I had the profile up for one day, and already the stupid bitch is trying to contact me.

 

So you see Phantom, some girls are attracted to the REDNECK type. I did change the profile slightly though, to say I was looking for a "COWGIRL".

 

EDIT: I see she has added me to her favorites list too... This is just too fucking easy !

[Phantom]

So you see Phantom, some girls are attracted to the REDNECK type. I did change the profile slightly though, to say I was looking for a "COWGIRL".

 

Nothing wrong with the Redneck type- just that redneck. Apparently there is someone out there for everyone lol.

 

EDIT: I see she has added me to her favorites list too... This is just too fucking easy !

 

You could make it really easy and just send her husband her profile.

[Anonymous]

My reply:

 

Yeah, sure, I'll chat with ya if I have time. I'm on the road alot.

 

Notice what I did... I opened up the conversation without implying anything, and also gave the impression that I am a very busy person... I think my next response might be that I am a truck driver .

 

How will she respond ?? She will respond with a 90% accuracy of what I say she will respond.. So, for my first best guess, please watch as this whore's spelling starts to deteriorate, and brain level starts to shift the topic... STAY TUNED.... Let's see if I called it correct.

[Anonymous]

And so the saga continues... I have not yet replied to this whore, but I have received 2 replies from her...

 

The first one says:

 

my id on yahoo is ( Identity witheld.. for now. ) i am online if you wanna chat

 

And then, a couple hours later, she sends me another....

 

hey waz up hot stuff not much happening on this end so tell me a little about you

 

Hmm, 2 options, do I log onto yahoo, which is the identity I used to create Rick Longhung, I knew she would say something about yahoo... I told ya... I can predict within a 90% accuracy what she will do next.

 

Damn I'm good !!

 

But anyways.. my next option is to simply reply to her message on the website and act like I don't know what Yahoo is.... yet..

 

I think I'll be an uneducated redneck trucker who picked up this cool laptop at a truckstop on I-95 . I can get on the net only if I am at a truckstop that has free internet.

 

This whole fucking topic can get pretty fucking hilarious...more to come!

[Anonymous]

OK, I replied back, I said:

 

Hi, sorry I took so long.

I was stuck in Arizona had no internet.

I'm Rick, uh..I guess I drive truck, just moved to Columbus.

So what about you ??

Tell me your life story, I need somethin to read while I'm out on the road, gets kind of boring.

 

Background reference on this whore:

• 
  [ ]Married
  [ ]Has 3 Children, all taken away
  [ ]Lives in a trailor
  [ ]no running water
  [ ]no heat except space heaters
  [ ]Husband has bleeding out of his penis and they still have sex
  [ ]Has had sex with many of the guys she talks to online
  [ ]might be carrying an STD

Lets see what she responds about herself.

 

I just want people to know ahead of time, depending on content, I'll have this post moved to the premium members area for security reasons if it might be needed.

 

As long as names are not revealed, this should get pretty damn funny.

[snafu]

OK, I replied back, I said:

 

 

 

Background reference on this whore:

• 
  [ ]Married
  [ ]Has 3 Children, all taken away
  [ ]Lives in a trailer
  [ ]no running water
  [ ]no heat except space heaters
  [ ]Husband has bleeding out of his penis and they still have sex
  [ ]Has had sex with many of the guys she talks to online
  [ ]might be carrying an STD

Lets see what she responds about herself.

 

I just want people to know ahead of time, depending on content, I'll have this post moved to the premium members area for security reasons if it might be needed.

 

As long as names are not revealed, this should get pretty damn funny.

 

I'd really like to help but you got it well under control. You knew just how to real her in. lol

I'm curious as to how this turnes out.

[Anonymous]

Hey thats my sister........Oh wait i don't have a sister hehe.

 

 

 

I think I'll be an uneducated redneck trucker who picked up this cool laptop at a truckstop on I-95 . I can get on the net only if I am at a truckstop that has free internet.

 

This whole fucking topic can get pretty fucking hilarious...more to come!

 

A least your staying real...Can't throw a stick in Columbus without running into one of these.

NOTE: I'm not the real anonymous, i just did'nt want to screw this up being local.

[builder]

Goddamn hippies. They're fucking everywhere.

[Anonymous]

OK, my Yahoo messenger account is now set to log any conversations I might have with this person. I will post the chat logs as attachments for people to download as I get them.

[Anonymous]

UPDATE !!

 

She has just been busted by her husband.

 

Her sister told on her.

 

Says she might be getting a divorce

 

Ugly husband is kissing ass with her still, but is now trying to get on the neighbor girl, who wants NOTHING to do with his toothless ugly ass..

 

Boy this just keeps getting interesting.

[builder]

I'm hanging on every word.

 

What were you on about again? '

 

Go fuck yourself hippie.

[Chi]

UPDATE !!

 

She has just been busted by her husband.

 

Her sister told on her.

 

Says she might be getting a divorce

 

Ugly husband is kissing ass with her still, but is now trying to get on the neighbor girl, who wants NOTHING to do with his toothless ugly ass..

 

Boy this just keeps getting interesting.

 

Wow, they sound like a bunch of classy people, the both of them.

[Chi]

"Husband has bleeding out of his penis and they still have sex" My sandwich almost came back up with that one.

[Phantom]

UPDATE !!

 

She has just been busted by her husband.

 

Her sister told on her.

 

 

Damn it! I wanted to see if she would fess up that she was married with three children or if she would lie about it. Oh well, back to televised soap operas.

 

"Husband has bleeding out of his penis and they still have sex" My sandwich almost came back up with that one.

 

Yes, I forsee Phantom losing 5 lbs over that one. Should resume eating in about 3 days.

[eddo]

"Husband has bleeding out of his penis and they still have sex" My sandwich almost came back up with that one.

Yes, I forsee Phantom losing 5 lbs over that one. Should resume eating in about 3 days.

 

mental note- apparently this is bad. stop immediately.

[Anonymous]

Ohh goody, looks like the saga still continues.

 

When we last left our whore, it was discovered that her husband had found out about her infidelity's. Told about it, by none other then the whore's sister.

 

They argued a bit, but are still together. Proving once again, desperation loves company, even bad company.

 

Now look back and note what I had written about whore's background.

 

Looks like she is still up to her same whorish ways, even after being caught.

 

She finally responded back, after I thought the fun would have been over.

 

This one's a hoot, she say's:

 

well i was born in columbus moved to oregon with my family in '86 meet my ex husband there in oregon spent 2 yrs with him and had two children by him i have a older daughter by a previous relationship so i have 3 girls my two youngest daughters live with their dad i moved to arizona in '98 got a divorce in '99 then was single until 01 then meet my recent ex hubsand in '01 got married to him after 11 months but now divorced from him it has been a yr now since our divorce and now single for that long wanting to get back in the dating subject i work at ( company witheld, for now ) here in columbus i work (work hours witheld, for now ) monday thur friday if you want to know more just ask

 

( first name witheld, for now )

 

That was actually quite painful to read. Painful, because it was so pathetic.

 

Comments, before we proceed with project "MESS WITH A WHORE" ?