Goodbye Anna :(

[smutt butt]

I know she was weird but something about her made me like her. I guess i will never get my Charlize Theron, Anna Nichol, Rachael Ray, Paris Hilton sex fest now.

[tiredofwhiners]

Thats a freaky sex fest you had lined up.

[snafu]

I never really liked her much. She was obnoxious and had no talent. She marries the what 90 year old fart and says it was not the money but love. Yeah right. She flaunted that big ass of hers to much too. And could you wake up to that voice every morning? O hell no!

[smutt butt]

I never really liked her much. She was obnoxious and had no talent. She marries the what 90 year old fart and says it was not the money but love. Yeah right. She flaunted that big ass of hers to much too. And could you wake up to that voice every morning? O hell no!

If i was a woman who looked like that i would find me a rich ol fart too;)

 

I loved that big ass.

 

 

TOW, it would take several mops and buckets to clean up afterwards.

[snafu]

Seminole Police Chief Charlie Tiger said there was no indication the voluptuous blonde was the victim of a crime, and Perper said the autopsy was able to exclude any kind of physical injury such as blows to the body or asphyxiation.

 

 

This what the cop said? I'm sorrry but she dosn't turn my crank.

[RoyalOrleans]

Elton John just rewrote the lyrics to Candle In The Wind in honor of Anna Nicole Smith's death. Here's the famous chorus of that song reinvented...

 

And it seems to me

you once had a big ol' fat ass

and your DNA is that of trailer park trash

Glad I never knew you

but in the case I ever did

I'd cum on your face and slap your depressed kid.

[RoyalOrleans]

Thats a freaky sex fest you had lined up.

 

TOW... is that user title in reference to this week's episode of My Name Is Earl?

[Outlaw2747]

Anna Nicole Smith...

 

WHAT THE FUCK IS SO GREAT ABOUT ANNA NICOLE SMITH!?!

[Komrade Vostok Hazard]

One simple question:

 

 

Anna Who?

[RoyalOrleans]

Anna Nicole Smith...

 

WHAT THE FUCK IS SO GREAT ABOUT ANNA NICOLE SMITH!?!

 

Her death.

 

That's right, I said it. She was a fucking embarrassment of a human being.

[Outlaw2747]

Her death.

 

That's right, I said it. She was a fucking embarrassment of a human being.

 

Good point. Though I am sure alot of celebrities fit that title perfectly. She just so happened to be the drunken slut type. Unless I am missing anything else.

[phreakwars]

I'm sorry, but I also never liked Anna.

 

I saw her first Playboy spread years ago when she first did it... all I could think was... ewww, she is NOT HOT. I mean, sure she had big breasts, but big deal. She had buck ass teeth, an annoying voice, and she was something I absolutely loathe... she was genuinely stupid.

 

Why must assholes even THINK of comparing this whore to Marylin Monroe ?

 

Just because one can be photographed in a dress similar to one worn by MM does not make them anything like MM.

 

Not that I am a big MM fan either...

 

But I'll at least give the bitch credit for pretending to be a bimbo to make a quick buck... Anna, by huge contrast, didn't need to try.

 

She couldn't act or sing or dance or do anything basically.

 

Who the fuck gave her, her own reality show ?? I think it was the same idiots who gave us queer eye for the straight guy.

 

Anna is one of the reasons I rarely watch television anymore.

 

You know what really grossed me out about that bitch ??

 

As she turned into a heffer, she still thought she looked hot.

 

I have news for those who think she looked good fat too.

 

I can show you where TONS of Fat Anna look alikes can be found... they even have the same brain capacity... You can find these whores in a little town called Schuyler Nebraska...

 

Don't place your bets on catching one of these fattys though... you will usually see them attached to a 5'3" Mexican packing house worker.

 

And then the nasty bitch went and lost all that weight... wasn't it like 69 lbs in 6 months or some shit like that ??

 

Fucking tweeker... TRIM SPA my ass.

 

Oh I will admit, she did look much better with all the weight off, but lets get real.. she kept herself REAL REAL tan and used lots of makeup.

 

I have a knack for seeing threw makeup, and I saw a nasty bucktooth stupid bitch underneath it all.

 

Yes, we will be tortured by the "HOW DID ANNA DIE" bullshit for quite a while, but I for one am happy... it means eventually when the shit dies down and the news find some other garbage to report on, that it will be the last fucking time I will ever have to see or hear of that fucking whore named Anna Nicole Smith...... at least until her daughter grows up and becomes a whore too.

.

.

[Outlaw2747]

I'm sorry, but I also never liked Anna.

 

I saw her first Playboy spread years ago when she first did it... all I could think was... ewww, she is NOT HOT. I mean, sure she had big breasts, but big deal. She had buck ass teeth, an annoying voice, and she was something I absolutely loathe... she was genuinely stupid.

 

Why must assholes even THINK of comparing this whore to Marylin Monroe ?

 

Just because one can be photographed in a dress similar to one worn by MM does not make them anything like MM.

 

Not that I am a big MM fan either...

 

But I'll at least give the bitch credit for pretending to be a bimbo to make a quick buck... Anna, by huge contrast, didn't need to try.

 

She couldn't act or sing or dance or do anything basically.

 

Who the fuck gave her, her own reality show ?? I think it was the same idiots who gave us queer eye for the straight guy.

 

Anna is one of the reasons I rarely watch television anymore.

 

You know what really grossed me out about that bitch ??

 

As she turned into a heffer, she still thought she looked hot.

 

I have news for those who think she looked good fat too.

 

I can show you where TONS of Fat Anna look alikes can be found... they even have the same brain capacity... You can find these whores in a little town called Schuyler Nebraska...

 

Don't place your bets on catching one of these fattys though... you will usually see them attached to a 5'3" Mexican packing house worker.

 

And then the nasty bitch went and lost all that weight... wasn't it like 69 lbs in 6 months or some shit like that ??

 

Fucking tweeker... TRIM SPA my ass.

 

Oh I will admit, she did look much better with all the weight off, but lets get real.. she kept herself REAL REAL tan and used lots of makeup.

 

I have a knack for seeing threw makeup, and I saw a nasty bucktooth stupid bitch underneath it all.

 

Yes, we will be tortured by the "HOW DID ANNA DIE" bullshit for quite a while, but I for one am happy... it means eventually when the shit dies down and the news find some other garbage to report on, that it will be the last fucking time I will ever have to see or hear of that fucking whore named Anna Nicole Smith...... at least until her daughter grows up and becomes a whore too.

.

.

 

A rep worthy post. Most definitely.

[Jhony5]

Trim-spa really works. Anna is looking slimmer then ever in her new morgue photos.

[snafu]

I think big ass tits are a turn off to me. I don't like big titties. I like cute small round ones. drooling

[Jhony5]

I think big ass tits are a turn off to me. I don't like big titties. I like cute small round ones. drooling

 

HOLY SHIT! I thought I was the only one. My sentiments exactly. I've always found giant tits, whether fake or real, to be unattractive. Anytime I mention this to my friends they act like I'm all gay or something. It's not that I don't like tities. I guess giant tits remind me of utters. Bout the size of a grapefruit, no larger, is what I zero in on.

 

 

Anna Nicole was entirely unattractive to me.

1)To friggin tall.

2)Way to much make-up.

3)Cow sized tities.

4)Entirely unintelligent.

5)Goldigger.

6)Hard-drug addict.

 

Ya....shes a real catch.

[RoyalOrleans]

HOLY SHIT! I thought I was the only one. My sentiments exactly. I've always found giant tits, whether fake or real, to be unattractive. Anytime I mention this to my friends they act like I'm all gay or something. It's not that I don't like tities. I guess giant tits remind me of utters. Bout the size of a grapefruit, no larger, is what I zero in on.

 

I used to be a serious breastman, but I've recently become more of a legman. I'm 6'2" to 6'3" and for some reason, I'm liking leggy, tall women these days. Not the Goliath's Wife type, but the Cindy Crawfords and Christy Brinkleys of the world.

 

 

Anna Nicole was entirely unattractive to me.

 

Not only was she unattractive, but her breasts were fake. A huge turn off in my opinion.

 

1)To friggin tall.

2)Way to much make-up.

3)Cow sized tities.

4)Entirely unintelligent.

5)Goldigger.

6)Hard-drug addict.

 

As I stated above, height is a non-issue with me. Make-up is, however, and I hate that fucking whore-plastered look. Cow sized tits should be relegated to short, stocky mobile home-wives. I can't be with someone who is smarter than me, but I can be with someone who is equally as smart. Golddiggers will have their own special place in Hell. I dealt with my own drug addiction and I choose not mess with some coke/meth/etc addicted poop.

[daddyholland]

There is only two syllables in this world worth hearing....pussy.

Al Pacino -Scent of a Woman

[OmegaManiac]

dunno, don't care. I would havestill let her suck and fuck me if the oportunity had been there, but other than that just let dead bitches lie.