Jhony5 Posted February 20, 2007 Posted February 20, 2007 You should learn to be able to say vagina without snickering though. Is it immature of me to giggle when I read this? Because thats exactly what happened. It really is liberating. 'pussy is power' This is what I think of when I read this sort of self-empowering vagina worship. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
manicmonday Posted February 20, 2007 Posted February 20, 2007 Is it immature of me to giggle when I read this? Because thats exactly what happened. 'pussy is power' This is what I think of when I read this sort of self-empowering vagina worship. Well, it's sad you think I worship my vagina. I don't. Confidence, yes. Worship, no. Quote The dick has no conscience and the heart has no rational abilities.
RoyalOrleans Posted February 20, 2007 Posted February 20, 2007 That word is reserved for a few select moments of rage. I've never seen a woman get so mad as when she's called a cunt. I usually accompany the word with the adjective "malignant". Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
snafu Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 I think women would find this much more offensive. http://Off Topic Forum.com/data/500/180px-Whitepenis.jpg Your gonna try and do what with that? Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
manicmonday Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 I think women would find this much more offensive. http://Off Topic Forum.com/data/500/180px-Whitepenis.jpg Your gonna try and do what with that? He will have learned to use his tongue. Problem solved. For us that is. Quote The dick has no conscience and the heart has no rational abilities.
builder Posted March 11, 2007 Posted March 11, 2007 I think women would find this much more offensive. http://Off Topic Forum.com/data/500/180px-Whitepenis.jpg Your gonna try and do what with that? That's a rampaging tiger. Any holy women within cooee ought to flee the vicinity poste-haste, or alternatively spread-eagle themselves dillingently at their posts. Who knows where this could lead? Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
hugo Posted March 11, 2007 Posted March 11, 2007 You just described my sexual style! Unfortunately, I screw like a virgin- I lay there terrified and trembling and am very boring. I never had anyone to really take the time to teach me- not even hubby. So... I suck in bed. You are in luck. I happen to teach a "How not to suck in bed" course. The introductory session is free. Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
Mack the Knife Posted March 13, 2007 Posted March 13, 2007 You are in luck. I happen to teach a "How not to suck in bed" course. The introductory session is free.Oh yeah?............... Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/f0f5ca4439cc64cb06447f054d1c972d.gif Don't like my sig? Click on it to make a new one!
manicmonday Posted March 13, 2007 Posted March 13, 2007 Oh yeah?............... Is your vagina in need of being taught something new? Quote The dick has no conscience and the heart has no rational abilities.
eisanbt Posted March 13, 2007 Posted March 13, 2007 Is your vagina in need of being taught something new? Smart Vaginas learn from their mistakes, Wise Vaginas learn from the mistakes of others. 1 Quote http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html "It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards" -Lewis Carroll
tiredofwhiners Posted March 13, 2007 Posted March 13, 2007 The word hoohaa offends me as a woman. If you can't say vagina, then obviously you can't get between my legs. My GOD, it's just a fucking word. Vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina. Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis. Grow up people. Now lets see you type TITS. You can handle vagina and penis (that sounds funny but i'm leaving it) But can you handle TITS? Quote AA's for quitters...i'm no quitter!
manicmonday Posted March 13, 2007 Posted March 13, 2007 Now lets see you type TITS. You can handle vagina and penis (that sounds funny but i'm leaving it) But can you handle TITS? I can type TITS. But as a woman, my body parts aren't tits, they are breasts. Or even boobs. Tits is degrading and unfeminine. Tits are on cows. Unless you think I'm cow, you can use the word breasts. /soapbox Quote The dick has no conscience and the heart has no rational abilities.
eddo Posted March 13, 2007 Posted March 13, 2007 Unless you think I'm cow, you can use the word breasts. lol, you're just asking for it there... Quote I'm trusted by more women.
tiredofwhiners Posted March 13, 2007 Posted March 13, 2007 I can type TITS. But as a woman, my body parts aren't tits, they are breasts. Or even boobs. Tits is degrading and unfeminine. Tits are on cows. Unless you think I'm cow, you can use the word breasts. /soapbox Cows have teats not tits....But if i need to call them breasts to have a shot, then breasts it is baby.:o Quote AA's for quitters...i'm no quitter!
Phantom Posted March 13, 2007 Posted March 13, 2007 I hate the word "tits." Even more than cunt. Not sure why. One of my exes asked me to say it while talking dirty in bed and I couldn't. I agree with MM- I prefer the word breasts. Quote Blah.
Lethalfind Posted March 15, 2007 Posted March 15, 2007 Well I have to say I don't care what you call them, I use all the terms. It actually depends on the breasts themselves. Tits is one I use when I think someone has a nice rack...not in a sexual way but in a "man I wish my tits looked like hers". OR in a mocking way if I think someone is over exposed I have been known to say "Nice Tits" in a snotty way. I LOVE it when I find out something offends someone, that makes me want to exercise my right to free speech and say it even more. I knew when the Vagina Monologues came out it would have some frigid bitches with their panties in a wad... Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
hugo Posted March 17, 2007 Posted March 17, 2007 John Lennon was a fucking socialist. Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
phreakwars Posted March 17, 2007 Posted March 17, 2007 John Lennon was a fucking socialist.Hmm, Hugo is stuck on retarded this week. I think we'll go ..uhh.. 4 days in the box for not being a socialist.. yeah... works for me... . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
builder Posted March 17, 2007 Posted March 17, 2007 Hmm, Hugo is stuck on retarded this week. I think we'll go ..uhh.. 4 days in the box for not being a socialist.. yeah... works for me... . . Yeah, he's an idiot. Maybe even beyond idiot. Maybe he's sub-colon, even. Like, sub-sub-colon. Maybe in the cockles of the colon. We don't know. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
builder Posted March 17, 2007 Posted March 17, 2007 DENIS LEARY - ASSHOLE (Spoken) Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American dream. About me, about you, about the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the subcockle area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the colon, we don't know. (Sung) I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job. I'm your average white suburbanite slob. I like football and porno and books about war. I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor. My wife and my job, my kids and my car. My feet on my table and a cuban cigar. But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested (oh no) no way (uh-uh) No, I've gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense (oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane, While people behind me are going insane. I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole) I use public toilets and piss on the seat, I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?" I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole) Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces, While handicapped people make handicapped faces. I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's a real fucking asshole) Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song Ranting and raving and carrying on Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong NAAAAH! I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (he's the world's biggest asshole) (Spoken) Know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado, hot-fuckin'-pink, with whaleskin hubcaps and all-leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights... yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby doing 115 miles an hour, getting 1 mile per gallon, suckin' down quarter pound cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non- biodegradable styrofoam containers... yeah! And when I'm done suckin' down those greaseball burgers I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side, and there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why... yeah! Two words--nuclear fuckin' weapons, OK? Russia, Czechoslovakia, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want...they can have a democracy cakewalk right through the middle of Tienamen Square and it won't make a lick of fuckin' difference, because we got the bombs, OK? John Wayne's not dead--he's frozen! And when we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? You ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million times--that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Casavetti and Sam Peckinpaw and a case of fuckin' whisky and drive... (Hey, hey, hey, hey, you know you really are an asshole?) Why don't you shut up and sing the song, Chris. I thought I was the asshole... all the time it was him... what an asshole! (Sung) I'm an asshole (I'm an asshole, he's an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole) A S-S H-O L-E Everybody, A S-S H-O L-E Ay Ay-Ay Ay-Ay Ay-Ay A-thoom A-thoom-thoom A-thoom-thoom A-thoom-thoom Oooooooo (Spoken) I'm an asshole and I'm proud of it! Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
builder Posted March 17, 2007 Posted March 17, 2007 Oh, I'm sorry. I've hijacked the thread. On the "tits" issue. One of the most common Aussie chants at wet T-shirt contests is, "Show us yer tits." If women want their breasts to be seen as purely functional child-raising organs, why has such an industry sprung up surrounding the exposure of absolutely beautiful children's drinking aids? In layman's terms, why do women flash their tits? Why do they wear clothing that exposes almost all of their breasts? Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
hugo Posted March 17, 2007 Posted March 17, 2007 There is actually a divide among feminists concerning porn. Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
Anna Perenna Posted March 18, 2007 Posted March 18, 2007 Yeah, he's an idiot. Maybe even beyond idiot. Maybe he's sub-colon, even. Like, sub-sub-colon. Maybe in the cockles of the colon. We don't know. Hahahahahahahaha! Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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