Vagina offends women.

[Anna Perenna]

Oh, I'm sorry. I've hijacked the thread.

 

On the "tits" issue. One of the most common Aussie chants at wet T-shirt contests is, "Show us yer tits."

 

If women want their breasts to be seen as purely functional child-raising organs, why has such an industry sprung up surrounding the exposure of absolutely beautiful children's drinking aids?

 

In layman's terms, why do women flash their tits? Why do they wear clothing that exposes almost all of their breasts?

 

I don't want my boobs to be seen as purely functional. I'd elaborate but I'm not here to titillate. The reason the industry has sprung up is because a straight man's chief brain springs up when it sees a pair of naked breasts. Women didn't create the porn industry, that's for sure.

 

Plus, I have never seen a woman actually oblige when a man (or group of men) yells out "show us yer tits" and I hope I never do.

 

We don't flash our boobs arbitrarily - you just want us to. The only women who expose themselves, really, are the drunken girls with low self esteem who need attention and/or perhaps think that they are having fun, or the clever ones getting paid good money to pose in playboy.

 

As for clothing that exposes almost all of our breasts - are you referring to swimwear? We wear bikinis because we want to get as all-over and as even a tan as possible (pardon the grammar).

 

p.s. I do hate the words "tits" and "cunt". They're really harsh sounding. Boobs should be called soft words like bosoms or boobies or boozies or breasts. As for cunt - I'm not sure when calling someone a vagina became the ultimate insult, but the word is horrible and I think the pure sound of it makes up 90% of its effectiveness.

 

By the way 98% of people will die at some point in their lives, and if you don't chew Red Gum ..... fuck you.

[RoyalOrleans]

Yeah, he's an idiot.

 

Maybe even beyond idiot.

 

Maybe he's sub-colon, even.

 

Like, sub-sub-colon.

 

Maybe in the cockles of the colon.

 

We don't know.

 

To work for crumbs or to keep from the lash says maybe a slave is what you are.

[RoyalOrleans]

There is actually a divide among feminists concerning porn.

 

Yes... there's the fucking faction of bull-dykes that love it and there's the militant gyno-sentients that are in litigation with the studio to have her name taken off top-billing.

 

Unite and we have a brigade of cunts too stupid to realize that their lot in life has improved.

[Phantom]

Boobs should be called soft words like bosoms or boobies or boozies or breasts.

 

If my husband ever used the word bosom or bosoms while talking dirty to me, I could never take him seriously again.

[builder]

I don't want my boobs to be seen as purely functional.

 

How do you want them to be seen, and when did you actually separate "them" from yourself? Boobs are a part of the human condition when you get born a female.

 

I'd elaborate but I'm not here to titillate. The reason the industry has sprung up is because a straight man's chief brain springs up when it sees a pair of naked breasts.

 

I'm a legs and bum man, myself. My last two girlfriends have smaller tits than I have. Though I do admire the odd pert pair. Really big tits look like a burden, rather than a benefit.

 

Women didn't create the porn industry, that's for sure.

 

Maybe, but one of the most successful soft-core photographers for Playboy and Penthouse was a former tits-out model called Bambi. Did she have an overlord that told her what they wanted to see in her prints?

 

Plus, I have never seen a woman actually oblige when a man (or group of men) yells out "show us yer tits" and I hope I never do.

 

Go to Darwin. It happens all the time.

 

We don't flash our boobs arbitrarily - you just want us to.

 

I'd rather you wear a short skirt, and shave your legs. Call me dismissive of boobs, but I have no inclination to thrust my penis between big saggy tits.

 

The only women who expose themselves, really, are the drunken girls with low self esteem who need attention and/or perhaps think that they are having fun, or the clever ones getting paid good money to pose in playboy.

 

Hmmm, too many contradictions in one sentence. The Home Girls section in any men's publication contains pix of women who send in their own pix for the sole reason of seeing themselves in the mag.

 

As for clothing that exposes almost all of our breasts - are you referring to swimwear? We wear bikinis because we want to get as all-over and as even a tan as possible (pardon the grammar).

 

Nope. I'm referring to everyday wear. I was debating a mate about the upskirt fixation that has come to the fore with camera phones. Why don't these fuckwits just go to the beach for their jollies? Women can enter a niteclub in a singlet and tight short skirt. Men have to wear regulation clothing. What's with that shit?

 

p.s. I do hate the words "tits" and "cunt". They're really harsh sounding. Boobs should be called soft words like bosoms or boobies or boozies or breasts.

 

Meh. They're tits. Remember the old Steven King novel/movie, Carrie? Her mother called them "dirty pillows". Call them what you like, Anna. Tits they are.

 

As for cunt - I'm not sure when calling someone a vagina became the ultimate insult, but the word is horrible and I think the pure sound of it makes up 90% of its effectiveness.

 

The C word I reserve for absolute arseholes of the male variety.

 

By the way 98% of people will die at some point in their lives, and if you don't chew Red Gum ..... fuck you.

 

I'm with the Malaysians. Chewing gum should be outlawed.

 

A filthy pointless polluting habit that we can do without.

[Mack the Knife]

If my husband ever used the word bosom or bosoms while talking dirty to me, I could never take him seriously again.

I often use the term "mammary glands" when talking dirty.

[phreakwars]

One of my pet names for my wife is "TITTY-KINS"

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[RoyalOrleans]

I called my ex-wife's ample breasts "the twins".

[Phantom]

I often use the term "mammary glands" when talking dirty.

 

That's hot.

[snafu]

I can't see asking to see your breasts. I mean I think chicken when I hear breasts. It's always been tits. titty's when were gettin dirty. Not trying to sound like George Carlin but it is a a friendly sounding name. I can't see why it would be found offensive.

[RoyalOrleans]

I can't see asking to see your breasts. I mean I think chicken when I hear breasts. It's always been tits. titty's when were gettin dirty. Not trying to sound like George Carlin but it is a a friendly sounding name. I can't see why it would be found offensive.

 

You're reasoning with the gender that believes they need to change the blinker fluid every 150,000 blinks.

[hugo]

You're reasoning with the gender that believes they need to change the blinker fluid every 150,000 blinks.

 

If I was not idiot boxed I would rep that.

[RoyalOrleans]

If I was not idiot boxed I would rep that.

 

Normally I would bail out a fellow capitalist pig, but I do not have the power to override my fellow mods.

[Lethalfind]

I am offended by women who are so fuckin frigid that they would get upset about a name of a play like The Vagina Monologues...I am offended that our society has created a safe place for these disfunctional cunts rather then sending them off to therapy.

 

I just have to say that women who can't deal with their sexuality, the actual names of their parts, the names of their husband/ boyfriends parts, enjoy a functioning sexual relationship with their male counterparts...need to consider that maybe they are Lesbians...

 

What is a man who doesn't like pussy??? A gay man.

 

What is a women who doesn't like cock (a real live one)???

A Lesbian.

 

If you can't do it, talk about it and live it, you got a problem. Advertising it by shouting from the roof tops that something as clinical as the REAL name for your own genetalia is like flying a flag that your disfuncitional in the extreme.

[Anna Perenna]

Builder, first I was upset at your lack of forethought. But now I'm upset that you would insult my intelligence by fobbing me off with the same kind of bullshit reply you usually reserve for the halfwits.

 

How could you?

 

How do you want them to be seen, and when did you actually separate "them" from yourself? Boobs are a part of the human condition when you get born a female.

 

I already said I didn't want to elaborate, and I'm sure I never claimed to separate them from myself, but thanks for the information. Until you enlightened me, I was completely unaware that my breasts were attached to my body.

 

I'm a legs and bum man, myself. My last two girlfriends have smaller tits than I have. Though I do admire the odd pert pair. Really big tits look like a burden, rather than a benefit.

 

Please, tell me more. I feel that your personal predilections are essential to my understanding of this complex and existential issue.

 

Maybe, but one of the most successful soft-core photographers for Playboy and Penthouse was a former tits-out model called Bambi. Did she have an overlord that told her what they wanted to see in her prints?

 

One woman - a former nudie model called Bambi of all things - does not an equal opportunity and unisex industry make. And don't you understand what the fundamental role of a model is? They are supposed to take orders - they are told to pose in certain positions. She obviously learned - during her days on the other side of the lens - what the men who buy the magazines want to see. In other words, Bambi was no Helen Reddy, nor was she a pioneer.

 

Go to Darwin. It happens all the time.

 

Please don't assume that I haven't travelled or that I am somehow inexperienced. I have been to Darwin - twice, in fact. I have also lived in Airlie Beach while working on Hamilton Island in The Whitsundays. I have also lived and worked in bars in Cairns. I am sure you will agree that these places have the appeal of a magnetic nirvana to yobbo tourists. And yet, while having been unfortunate enough to witness far too many wet t-shirts for my liking, I am still to see a female oblige when a man makes that particular request.

 

Call me dismissive of boobs, but I have no inclination to thrust my penis between big saggy tits.

 

Bubbles and Desiree will be devastated, darling. But thankfully for them, some men like their women big.

 

By the way:

 

Call me dismissive of boobs, but I have no inclination to thrust my penis between big saggy tits.

 

If women want their breasts to be seen as purely functional child-raising organs, why has such an industry sprung up surrounding the exposure of absolutely beautiful children's drinking aids?

 

Hmmm, too many contradictions.

 

I won't argue with you there

 

The Home Girls section in any men's publication contains pix of women who send in their own pix for the sole reason of seeing themselves in the mag.

 

Meh. "Men's publication" indeed. Call them what you like, Builder. Nudie mags or Porn Rags is what they are.

 

Besides which, what's your point? I already mentioned women with low self esteem who need attention and / or perhaps think they are having fun. And it's not like they are walking around the streets flashing their boobs at random strangers. That's purely the domain of men with problems who like to flash their penises in public. These woman are baring their bodies in a magazine designed purely for that purpose. So your seemingly deep question "why do women flash their boobs?" still warrants my simple answer: because men want them to.

 

Meh. They're tits. Remember the old Steven King novel/movie, Carrie? Her mother called them "dirty pillows". Call them what you like, Anna. Tits they are.

 

From someone who refers to nudie magazines as "men's publications", that's a little rich.

 

Can't you just acquiesce to that fact that most women don't like it when you call our breasts "tits", and change your name for them accordingly? It wouldn't kill you.

 

Go on, just be a nice gentleman about this. I dare you.

 

If my husband ever used the word bosom or bosoms while talking dirty to me, I could never take him seriously again.

 

You actually take him seriously?

 

I don't mind if my man uses silly words. In fact, I accept anything - melons, jugs, bazoongas, fun bags, and even mammaries - over "tits". Yech!

[Lethalfind]

One of my ex's used to call them my GUNS...

[tiredofwhiners]

One of my ex's used to call them my GUNS...

 

 

Guns are your arms. He thought you had a nice set of arms?

[manicmonday]

You're reasoning with the gender that believes they need to change the blinker fluid every 150,000 blinks.

 

Are you saying the mechanic lied to me?

[Phantom]

Until you enlightened me, I was completely unaware that my breasts were attached to my body.

 

I knew it! You are a mutant. I, along with all other normal human females, carry my breasts around in an alabaster chest.

[Lethalfind]

Guns are your arms. He thought you had a nice set of arms?

 

Nope, he was referring to my tits...

[snafu]

Nope, he was referring to my tits...

 

... :D

[phreakwars]

One of my ex's used to call them my GUNS...

No, he was referring to your arms alright... probably because you are shaped like a fucking man and all. Kinda look like one too..

 

I looked it up in the Urban Dictionary:

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=guns

 

 

Nope, no reference to your chest, except way down at the bottom... which, BTW, if he was talking about you, he would have called PANCAKES.

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[hugo]

Nope, he was referring to my tits...

 

What was his BAC when he said "I do"?

[builder]

Lazy builder replies in

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Builder, first I was upset at your lack of forethought. But now I'm upset that you would insult my intelligence by fobbing me off with the same kind of bullshit reply you usually reserve for the halfwits.

 

What's so bullshit about it? I try to be honest, and you call bullshit?

 

How could you?

 

 

With all my fingers touch-typing in some fashion while I stare vacantly into space. Nothing unusual here, Anna.

 

I already said I didn't want to elaborate, and I'm sure I never claimed to separate them from myself, but thanks for the information. Until you enlightened me, I was completely unaware that my breasts were attached to my body.

 

 

I've tested this theory of detachment on several willing participants, and I think you're right. They are attached. It's this personification of "them" that strikes me as being somewhat odd and detached. When I say that my balls are itchy, never for one moment would I consider sending "them" to the cleaners for delousing.

 

Please, tell me more. I feel that your personal predilections are essential to my understanding of this complex and existential issue.

 

 

As you would, my Darling. As you would. Your breasts are actually not that appealing to my sensibilities, though I do enjoy resting my head between them, and sucking your nipples actually takes me back to a time when........oh, we don't really need to go down that track for the purposes of this thread. Do we?

 

One woman - a former nudie model called Bambi of all things - does not an equal opportunity and unisex industry make.

 

 

Oh, but she was such a sex kitten. Five foot nothing, and butt cheeks do die for. What else does one require for a career as a feminist photographer? Curly hair? She had that too.

 

And don't you understand what the fundamental role of a model is? They are supposed to take orders - they are told to pose in certain positions.

 

 

Oh, but Bambi (not her real name, of course) revolutionised the poses and positioning of the limbs. She was a natural. She took over from greasy slimy greek himbos. That's a good thing, yes?

 

She obviously learned - during her days on the other side of the lens - what the men who buy the magazines want to see. In other words, Bambi was no Helen Reddy, nor was she a pioneer.

 

 

Oh, but yes she was. Bambi had that knack of putting women at ease for the purpose of capturing the true light of her subject material. No greasy old Greek could achieve that.

 

Please don't assume that I haven't travelled or that I am somehow inexperienced. I have been to Darwin - twice, in fact.

 

 

Did you make it to the Blue Heeler's bar? Aussie icon, that joint. And not a bare breast in sight. Sorry, I meant no boobs allowed.

 

I have also lived in Airlie Beach while working on Hamilton Island in The Whitsundays.

 

 

Tut tut. All those naughty girls showing their mammaries on the yachts. What would their mother think?

 

I have also lived and worked in bars in Cairns.

 

 

Yeah, I worked on a triple-decker power cat on the reef cruise. Had a couple of Pomgolian chicks tweaking my sack when I wore the budgie smugglers. Phreaked me out totally. What were they thinking? That I'm on show for them or something? Bloody outrageous. Wrote a letter to Margaret Thatcher, and she sent back a short reply saying "Ha-Ha". The heartless bitch.

 

I am sure you will agree that these places have the appeal of a magnetic nirvana to yobbo tourists.

 

 

Apparently so. Even blokes in budgie smugglers aren't safe.

 

And yet, while having been unfortunate enough to witness far too many wet t-shirts for my liking, I am still to see a female oblige when a man makes that particular request.

 

 

What is the appropriate response to a foreign tourist when they have your testicals in the palm of their hand?

 

Bubbles and Desiree will be devastated, darling. But thankfully for them, some men like their women big.

 

 

As a testosterone imbalanced teen, I thought that big ti.....I mean bosoms were the be all and end all. Now I know that I don't really care for them. Love and understanding is what we need. If you find some, box it up, and post it pronto.

 

By the way:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I won't argue with you there

 

 

Oh, thanks. I'm just about argued out.

 

Meh. "Men's publication" indeed. Call them what you like, Builder. Nudie mags or Porn Rags is what they are.

 

 

Anna, with five sisters, I've read just about every "Women's publication" that has ever been printed. Your women's editors broach topics that even Larry Flint would baulk at, so don't give me the shits about Penthouse being risque. As if women want to look at the back end of a scrotum. If they did, it would be in your "Women's Publications".

 

Besides which, what's your point? I already mentioned women with low self esteem who need attention and / or perhaps think they are having fun.

 

 

They sure don't look like they are under the pump, if that's what you are alluding to.

 

And it's not like they are walking around the streets flashing their boobs at random strangers.

 

 

Not like in California. Or Purga Creek.

 

That's purely the domain of men with problems who like to flash their penises in public.

 

 

I think turkey-slapping blokes who crash out at parties is one of the most covered-up sexual activities in the world. Thank god for digital cameras on phones.

 

These woman are baring their bodies in a magazine designed purely for that purpose.

 

There's men doing exactly the same thing. Cleo centrefold is legendary.

 

So your seemingly deep question "why do women flash their boobs?" still warrants my simple answer: because men want them to.

 

 

Why do men flash their abs? Because women want them to. You girls are lucky, because studs don't have to wear tops.

 

From someone who refers to nudie magazines as "men's publications", that's a little rich.

 

 

Are you telling me you don't read Cleo? Are you telling me you don't ogle men's pecs?

 

Can't you just acquiesce to that fact that most women don't like it when you call our breasts "tits", and change your name for them accordingly? It wouldn't kill you.

 

 

I'll try it now, Anna. Just for you. Show us yer boobs. Show us yer breasts. Show us yer mammaries. I dunno. It's gonna take a while to catch on, I think.

 

 

Go on, just be a nice gentleman about this. I dare you.

 

 

I'm always a gentleman. It's my biggest flaw.

 

You actually take him seriously?

 

 

Nah, but a bit of controversy never hurts. What are we talking about anyway?

 

I don't mind if my man uses silly words. In fact, I accept anything - melons, jugs, bazoongas, fun bags, and even mammaries - over "tits". Yech!

 

 

I'm not a boob man. I don't care if a woman has none, or a 38DDDDD

 

Show me a nice butt, and a shapely pair of legs, and I'm interested.

[RoyalOrleans]

Lazy builder replies in

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I'm not a boob man. I don't care if a woman has none, or a 38DDDDD

 

Show me a nice butt, and a shapely pair of legs, and I'm interested.

 

I know ass and legs are part of a total package, however a dude could have nice legs and butt. Chicks have tits.