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IV. The time required for an object to fall twenty stories is greater than or

equal to the time it takes for whoever knocked it off the ledge to

spiral down twenty flights to attempt to capture it unbroken.

Such an object is inevitably priceless, the attempt to capture it

inevitably unsuccessful.

V. All principles of gravity are negated by fear.

Psychic forces are sufficient in most bodies for a shock to propel

them directly away from the earth's surface. A spooky noise or an

adversary's signature sound will induce motion upward, usually to

the cradle of a chandelier, a treetop, or the crest of a flagpole.

The feet of a character who is running or the wheels of a speeding

auto need never touch the ground, especially when in flight.

VI. As speed increases, objects can be in several places at once.

This is particularly true of tooth-and-claw fights, in which a

character's head may be glimpsed emerging from the cloud of

altercation at several places simultaneously. This effect is common

as well among bodies that are spinning or being throttled. A "wacky"

character has the option of self-replication only at manic high

speeds and may ricochet off walls to achieve the velocity required.

-- Esquire, "O'Donnell's Laws of Cartoon Motion", June 1980

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on the huge organic comp systems, we'd remind them: if you see

this message, {always} choose 'Retry.'

 

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In his book, Mr. DePree tells the story of how designer George Nelson urged

that the company also take on Charles Eames in the late 1940s. Max's father,

J. DePree, co-founder of the company with herman Miller in 1923, asked Mr.

Nelson if he really wanted to share the limited opportunities of a then-small

company with another designer. "George's response was something like this:

'Charles Eames is an unusual talent. He is very different from me. The

company needs us both. I want very much to have Charles Eames share in

whatever potential there is.'"

-- Max DePree, chairman and CEO of Herman Miller Inc., "Herman Miller's

Secrets of Corporate Creativity", The Wall Street Journal, May 3, 1988

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counsel; and fitter for new projects than for settled business. For the

experience of age, in things that fall within the compass of it, directeth

them; but in new things, abuseth them. The errors of young men are the ruin

of business; but the errors of aged men amount but to this, that more might

have been done, or sooner. Young men, in the conduct and management of

actions, embrace more than they can hold; stir more than they can quiet; fly

to the end, without consideration of the means and degrees; pursue some few

principles which they have chanced upon absurdly; care not how they innovate,

which draws unknown inconveniences; and, that which doubleth all errors, will

not acknowledge or retract them; like an unready horse, that will neither stop

nor turn. Men of age object too much, consult too long, adventure too little,

repent too soon, and seldom drive business home to the full period, but

content themselves with a mediocrity of success. Certainly, it is good to

compound employments of both ... because the virtues of either age may correct

the defects of both.

-- Francis Bacon, "Essay on Youth and Age"

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