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I've been getting sloppy blowjobs from your mom, she is up there in age, so she sucks cock real slow.. but at least she can still get a tight suction on her wrinkled lips, so it made it worth the $5 she charged me..

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You PAID for that????? Should have charged her for the priviledge!

Dementia is just a state of mind.
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Hey everyone. I've been looking for a decent forum for awhile. From what I've read so far, this is definitely a cool forum. Ranting...raving...just talking about whatever....yeah, sounds like my game.
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Hey Princess.

 

Remember me? Your buddy that helped take Wank-Wave offline? Lost to me in a callout?

 

I can see good times ahead.

 

Well, nice to see that the welcoming committee here is comprised of a combo of a dumbass, and board spammer. Congrats, admin, fine place you have here.

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Well, nice to see that the welcoming committee here is comprised of a combo of a dumbass, and board spammer. Congrats, admin, fine place you have here.

 

If you wanted a welcome committee you came to the wrong place. But to be nice I'll welcome you aboard the GF way.

Nice to have you aboard cumquat.

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Signing in here. Call me Kid. Trying to figure out how to add an avatar and sig, but dont see the options in CP. Lend a hand, willya?

 

FAQ is ALWAYS the best place to start.

 

I wonder why they always skip that section?......

The dick has no conscience and the heart has no rational abilities.

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Signing in here. Call me Kid. Trying to figure out how to add an avatar and sig, but dont see the options in CP. Lend a hand, willya?

 

 

Welcome...we'll call you what we want to call you.

AA's for quitters...i'm no quitter!
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Welcome...we'll call you what we want to call you.

 

Good, then I'm sure you'll be referring to me as "Sir" in the future.

 

And, under the asumption that what you stated is forum policy, I'll assume its ok to call you bitch, is it not?

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Good, then I'm sure you'll be referring to me as "Sir" in the future.

 

And, under the asumption that what you stated is forum policy, I'll assume its ok to call you bitch, is it not?

 

 

Yes if the time comes to call me bitch...by all means jump right on it. You'll have a long way to go to be a "sir" here.:D

AA's for quitters...i'm no quitter!
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Well, a man with 429 million rep points surely must have a respected opinion around these parts, eh?

 

And, since this does appear to be the welcome section, perhaps there is another area of this forum where this discussion should be taking place?

 

No worries, Clarity..this bunch I can handle.

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I'd only do that at the request of a Premium in the hidden forums, you have no say over what I do.

 

 

Give me $12 and I'll think about it.:cool:

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$12 - u drive a hard bargain you. :p

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Hey Princess.

 

Remember me? Your buddy that helped take Wank-Wave offline? Lost to me in a callout?

 

I can see good times ahead.

 

Why oh why have we not been introduced?

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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Why oh why have we not been introduced?

 

Oh my yes, quite an introduction indeed.

 

That would be Brawl Hall meets "THE SUCKAGE" to put it lightly.

 

DK is a cool sum bitch, take my word on it. :cool:

 

He was the ALTERNATE choice for the Premium account between 3. But I have already done him private favoritism things already.:D

 

Edit: OK, that sounded gay.

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Oh my yes, quite an introduction indeed.

 

That would be Brawl Hall meets "THE SUCKAGE" to put it lightly.

 

DK is a cool sum bitch, take my word on it. :cool:

 

He was the ALTERNATE choice for the Premium account between 3. But I have already done him private favoritism things already.:D

 

Edit: OK, that sounded gay.

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Not really.

 

Handjobs are only gay if you both keep your eyes open.

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
Posted
Not really.

 

Handjobs are only gay if you both keep your eyes open.

 

If administered by a member of the opposite sex, then you can rule the gay factor out.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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If administered by a member of the opposite sex, then you can rule the gay factor out.

 

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_______________________________________________________

 

I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.

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