How would YOU fix the clusterfuck if you were President ?

[phreakwars]

First thing I would do is improve economy on the home front and enact conservation tactics that work for everyone. I would enact the tax chart of ecology. I would lower even eliminate the tax on vehicles that can carry a 45 mpg+ EPA rating, and RAISE the tax on heavy duty vehicles. Not to be a tyrant to tell everyone what to drive, but to encourage conservation of our oil resources. If this is done, WORLD WIDE, oil demand will go down, thus the price of GAS will go down as a trickle effect, and thus the ozone will not be impacted as much either and the world will heal itself faster.

 

Next order of business, I'd start pulling troops out of Iraq, not all, but ALOT, as a sign of GOOD FAITH in the people, regardless of terrorist activity which still exists. This is what the people want, this is why insurgency grows. A sign that you are willing to go will make a dramatic DROP in insurgency.

 

Next, like it or not, I would make an example of the Abu Garahib<sp accused, as hell lets admit it, thay are all fucking guilty.

 

This will send an even bigger message to Iraqi's

 

As for North Korea, let the UN handle it. Show that we are not bullys of the world, and that we do not try to tell people what to do. But emphasize our alliances.

 

Now how would YOU solve the clusterfuck?

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[OmegaManiac]

First thing I would do is improve economy on the home front and enact conservation tactics that work for everyone. I would enact the tax chart of ecology. I would lower even eliminate the tax on vehicles that can carry a 45 mpg+ EPA rating, and RAISE the tax on heavy duty vehicles. Not to be a tyrant to tell everyone what to drive, but to encourage conservation of our oil resources. If this is done, WORLD WIDE, oil demand will go down, thus the price of GAS will go down as a trickle effect, and thus the ozone will not be impacted as much either and the world will heal itself faster.

 

Next order of business, I'd start pulling troops out of Iraq, not all, but ALOT, as a sign of GOOD FAITH in the people, regardless of terrorist activity which still exists. This is what the people want, this is why insurgency grows. A sign that you are willing to go will make a dramatic DROP in insurgency.

 

Next, like it or not, I would make an example of the Abu Garahib<sp accused, as hell lets admit it, thay are all fucking guilty.

 

This will send an even bigger message to Iraqi's

 

As for North Korea, let the UN handle it. Show that we are not bullys of the world, and that we do not try to tell people what to do. But emphasize our alliances.

 

Now how would YOU solve the clusterfuck?

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Well now if we did all that then what would people have to bitch about? What the hell dude i'll vote for ya'.

[Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell]

Nuke the Middle East!

[bart1123]

I'd cure the national debt by legalizing drugs.

 

To produce marijuana would require a goverenment license. $75K/year. If you are caught growing marijuana without the license you are forced to leave the country and all of your assets are sold on Ebay with the proceeds going to the families of military personel killed in active duty.

 

To Sell marijuana would require a government license. $55K/year. If you are caught selling marijuana without the license you are forced to leave the country and all of your assets are sold on Ebay with the proceeds going to families of police & fire fighters killed in active duty.

 

To buy marijuana would require a government license. $10K/year. If you are caught buying/using marijuana without the license you are forced to work on a highway crew maintaining and repairing the inter and intra state highway systems for a period of no less than 4 years and no more than 10 years. The money for these projects would be subsidised by the revanue collected from the aforementioned licenses.

 

On top of the aforementioned licenses each sale of marijuana will be taxed in much the same way cigaretts and alcohol are. So on top of your government license to sell and the license to buy you will pay a local tax for each purchase, in essence double taxing each transaction. The majority of proceeds from these taxes will go directly to increasing the education budget of each state, there by providing better schools and higher teacher pay.

 

The only marijuana that will be allowed to be sold in the US will be cannibas grown here. Anyone attempting to import the wacky plant will be placed on the highway crews for no less than 10 years and no more than 25 years. And the assets will be sold on Ebay with the proceeds going toward medical research to cure, cancer, alzheimers, AIDS, male pattern baldness and the common cold.

 

If you cause a wreck in your car because you are stoned you will loose your drivers license for 1 year and your license to buy will be revoked for 2 years. All of your assets will be given to any persons injured by your stupidity. (P.S. this could also apply nicely to drivers under the infulance too.) If after both licenses are reinstated and you do it again, you loose your drivers license and your license to buy permenantly, but you will be forced to work in a cannibas production facility for 3 years with manditory drug testing daily. If you are caught with the drug in your system see above penalty for buying without a license.

 

If you kill another human being while stoned...you fry.

 

For other drugs like Cocaine, Heroin, Crack, Meth. I have no sympathy for you. If you insist on doing those types of drugs fine, but if you are caught your ass gets shipped Greenland where you won't hurt anyone but yourself.

Oh and your assets get sold on Ebay with the proceeds going to GF and Phreakwars for maintaining this site.

 

Please note too that with the various licenses mentioned above: If you grow cannibas then you most likely will need to sell it. Either to a Cannibas retailer or wholesale. Either way you will need to obtain a license to sell as well as a license to produce. The same applies to buying cannibas to sell, you will need to obtain a license to buy your inventory as well as the license to sell it. As well as the local taxes to be paid anytime the product changes hands.

My plan would be to use the revenues generated by these taxes to reduce the national debt and increase eduction spending thereby giving American students a better chance at staying ahead in global academics.

 

I wish I had some really intelligent thoughts on this, but this was what I was thinking about while mindlessly folding laundry, it made me chuckle and I hope it did you too.

 

Vote Bart in '36