Why there are no black NASCAR drivers

[Maestro]

Well there are three K's in KKK... ya' shitheel.

 

 

Just some info on the subject, those are letters, not numbers.

 

Now carry on.

[RoyalOrleans]

Just some info on the subject, those are letters, not numbers.

 

Now carry on.

 

You're an idiot.

[Maestro]

You're an idiot.

 

Thanks you dear sir. Coming from you, I

[RoyalOrleans]

Yeah... whatever, man. Stay the fuck away from the roofies.

[COOTERFAN]

Limbaugh's Top 10 Reasons Why Fans Love NASCAR

 

10> LOUD! CARS! ROUND and ROUND! Yay!! Football make brain hurt!

9> If there's a crash, cousin Joe Bob might find a tooth donor.

8> My humble, grassroots, Southern Confederate heritage is only affirmed when watching millionaire celebrities race multi-hundred-thousand-dollar cars at billion dollar track events.

7> Roll bars make the ultimate gun rack.

6> For a brief moment, rednecks can believe the Dukes were real. Culture validated!

5> High octane fuel tastes just like moonshine!

4> Helmet and firesuit offer much more protection than a sheet with eye holes.

3> Let's face it, not many dress codes specify a wifebeater and Skoal cap as formal dress.

2> Where else are 70,000 good ol' boys and their barefoot-pregnant sister-wives going to go?

 

AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY FANS LOVE NASCAR:

 

1> Chance to check out NASCAR team trailers for home improvement ideas.

[Vortex]

I actually like nascar...after all jeff gordon doesnt know it but he will be my husband some day....

 

But i thought this thread was about something else other than liking nascar...so ill try to put it back on track....

 

reason number 55(wherever we left off) a pitstop isnt to get a strawberry soda and hit on the white girls wanting to fill up their "tanks"!

 

 

someday a tiger woods will infultrate...but now is not the day apparently!

 

Caseof rum caseof rum!

[sovikolp]

you guys ever though there isn't any cart drivers that's black?

 

black people can't drive that well, if you haven't noticed that in the highway yet. They try to run you over half of the time. Not just the guys but girls especially.

 

For some reason, not many black drivers in any auto-sports, period.

 

not in F-1, GT3, Cart Racing, and Rally.

 

I guess they're too loose.

 

 

by the way, that top 10 list wasn't that funny. It's very typical, and predictable and boring.

 

it's fairely lame.

[SlIgHtLyOpInIoNaTeD]

Everyone knows that if there were black nascar drivers then they would have to start letting all the fans bring they're shot guns to the race. Blacks can't drive on the regular streets, WHY should they be allowed to drive fast with a group of well respected drivers!

[Komrade Vostok Hazard]

No black nascar drivers? Let's see why?

 

1. Redneckism is mostly a white preserve

 

2. Caddilacs aren't good stock cars

 

3. Hydraulic lifters on a race car probably isn't a good idea

 

4. You go too fast to shoot out anything out of the windows

 

5. Their bling bling would add too much weight

 

6. They will all start fighting over who gets to have a Colt 45 decal on their car

 

7. Their lips will flop around in the wind too much and they will beat the driver to death.

 

8. The pit crew's bling bling will get caught on tools.

[RoyalOrleans]

:o Blacks are alot more athletic? Perhaps? I mean, blacks encompass at large population of the football, baseball, and basketball players of the world. Could it be that they find racing boring and pointless? or could it be that they don't feel the need to dominate yet another sport?

 

I tend to agree that they find racing boring and pointless... as do I. The only thing Blacks and I agree on. Ohh... and we both like white women.

[angie]

I find there are more Hispanics in baseball than blacks. Though there are a few.

And I guess it takes a special kind of white man to find the excitement in driving a car in circles for hours at a time.

[captainfrenchfry]

back to the topic they are probably too busy street racing to actually want to go into the nascar circuit because they make about the same amount of cash in either setting

[NASCAR JUNKIE]

Top 10 Reasons Why There Are No Black Nascar Drivers

 

10) They Have To Sit Upright.

 

9) Pistol Won't Stay Under Front Seat.

 

8) Engines Drown Out The Rap Music.

 

7) Police Cars On Track Interfere With Race.

 

6) They Keep Trying To Carjack Dale, Jr.

 

5) Pit Crew Can't Work On Car While Holding Up Pants At The Same Time.

 

I'm sorry to say Bro! 'cause i do think you're cool! But there was one black nascar driver back in the late '80's by the name of Willie T Ribs. He's got his own web site, so fill free to look 'em up. But the only difference between him and reguler black folks is that he acted normal and he was a good man!

[NASCAR JUNKIE]

Limbaugh's Top 10 Reasons Why Fans Love NASCAR

 

10> LOUD! CARS! ROUND and ROUND! Yay!! Football make brain hurt!

9> If there's a crash, cousin Joe Bob might find a tooth donor.

8> My humble, grassroots, Southern Confederate heritage is only affirmed when watching millionaire celebrities race multi-hundred-thousand-dollar cars at billion dollar track events.

7> Roll bars make the ultimate gun rack.

6> For a brief moment, rednecks can believe the Dukes were real. Culture validated!

5> High octane fuel tastes just like moonshine!

4> Helmet and firesuit offer much more protection than a sheet with eye holes.

3> Let's face it, not many dress codes specify a wifebeater and Skoal cap as formal dress.

2> Where else are 70,000 good ol' boys and their barefoot-pregnant sister-wives going to go?

 

True that! Rush is always right!

[DaMan]

Their lips will flop around in the wind too much and they will beat the driver to death.

This one almost made me delete all the fucking users on the site because I was laughing so hard. I have to remember not to read anything in the forums while I working on the site.

I wouldn't say blacks aren't in any motor sports. The top short track motorcycle racer is black and the top dirt track rider is also black. They do love those bikes. Especially driving down the interstate at 100+ MPH on the back wheel.

[NASCAR JUNKIE]

I think this extortion from Jessie Jackson has something to do with it.

This is also why he cried foul when NASCAR had rebel flags on their cars.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/968451/posts

 

http://www.cnsnews.com/ViewSpecialReports.asp?Page=/SpecialReports/archive/200407/SPE20040701a.html[/quote

 

 

Jessie Jackson is a piece of shit. He's got to be one of the biggest racist politicians in the country. But he could get away with it because he's black.

[WHATEVER]

Everyone knows that if there were black nascar drivers then they would have to start letting all the fans bring they're shot guns to the race. Blacks can't drive on the regular streets, WHY should they be allowed to drive fast with a group of well respected drivers!

 

 

WHAT THE FLYING F%CK?!

WHY are so many of you fools racist?? THAT is the damn question! Why do you say blacks have to bring shotguns to the race? - why do you say blacks can't drive on the streets? And why the f%ck do you ask why blacks should be "allowed" to drive fast with bla bla bla??-as if blacks are not allowed to. Sickening! You racist, envious, hateful idiots are so sad.

Blacks should be "allowed" to do WHATEVER the hell they want - including nascar driving if they choose to.

Your so ignorant and egotistical that you would think that having a different shade of skin makes you less of a driver........now that is some dumb s-h-i-t if I ever saw it.

[Komrade Vostok Hazard]

And maybe YOU should read the context of this post and realize that it's mostly a joke, so maybe a nice tall glass of lighten-the-fuck-up will do you a world of good.

[RoyalOrleans]

WHAT THE FLYING F%CK?!

WHY are so many of you fools racist?? THAT is the damn question! Why do you say blacks have to bring shotguns to the race? - why do you say blacks can't drive on the streets? And why the f%ck do you ask why blacks should be "allowed" to drive fast with bla bla bla??-as if blacks are not allowed to. Sickening! You racist, envious, hateful idiots are so sad.

Blacks should be "allowed" to do WHATEVER the hell they want - including nascar driving if they choose to.

Your so ignorant and egotistical that you would think that having a different shade of skin makes you less of a driver........now that is some dumb s-h-i-t if I ever saw it.

 

Jesus Tapdancing Christ! Would you like some cheese with this whine? Grow a fucking sense of humor and come back.

[builder]

I think this extortion from Jessie Jackson has something to do with it.

This is also why he cried foul when NASCAR had rebel flags on their cars.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/968451/posts

 

http://www.cnsnews.com/ViewSpecialReports.asp?Page=/SpecialReports/archive/200407/SPE20040701a.html[/quote

 

 

Jessie Jackson is a piece of shit. He's got to be one of the biggest racist politicians in the country. But he could get away with it because he's black.

 

I found this to be relative to the situation. When the boot is on the other foot. From your first link.

 

In Nascar-friendly Nashville, Tenn., fans threw a collective rod. "We're all wondering what would happen if David Duke tried to extort money from the NBA and NFL because of the relatively low level of white participation," says local radio talk-show host Phil Valentine, who recalled an earlier interview with Mr. Jackson. "I told him that the appearance of graffiti is an early sign of neighborhood decay. Jesse responded by saying that graffiti is the 'hieroglyphics of poverty.' For him, everything is about oppression."