Msixty Posted May 27, 2005 Posted May 27, 2005 i always got one in the wallet, so i say, use what you got Your stupidity is My weapon WARNING! my mood and mental state are strongly influenced by music and T.V./movies..... i may seem the slightest bit insane.. just don't let me watch my favorite show and or listen to my music and it will all be alright.
RoyalOrleans Posted May 27, 2005 Posted May 27, 2005 Oh yeah... I shoot it in her mouth. Open wide for some baby batter! To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
bart1123 Posted May 27, 2005 Posted May 27, 2005 Snip dangle....Snip dangle "You are the only person responsible for your happiness...this life can be as wonderful or misserable as You choose." J.P.W
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted May 27, 2005 Posted May 27, 2005 Oral sex was God's most perfect invention... 1. It's Mother Nature's, Ever So Fun, Natural Baby Prevention Device! 2. It's the greatest boost for marriage I know. Keeps the man happy, and shuts the bitch up, if only for a short while! . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
Master_Jaffer Posted May 27, 2005 Posted May 27, 2005 Oral sex was God's most perfect invention... 1. It's Mother Nature's, Ever So Fun, Natural Baby Prevention Device! 2. It's the greatest boost for marriage I know. Keeps the man happy, and shuts the bitch up, if only for a short while! That's a true side pincher XD I would use a condom if I didn't want children. Muslim, and proud of it.
Crispy Critter Posted May 27, 2005 Posted May 27, 2005 I speak for myself only...Fat, ugly or sexy young ladies without passion have never been knocked up by me. The army girls call the army issue eye glasses that resemble the old Clark Kent glasses, birth control glasses. They complain they make them look so ugly pregnancy would be impossible. But some of these visual impaired crack troops still got pregnant. Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. - Mark Twain
ToriAllen Posted May 29, 2005 Posted May 29, 2005 Option six- Made hubby get fixed so I wouldn't have to take the cancer/heart attack pill. 1 Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
Vortex Posted May 29, 2005 Posted May 29, 2005 Well those in my circles dont really call it birth control Unless modern science has come up with something i havent heard of yet..... But i dont wish to die too early so condoms it is! But id rather not use anything since oral is the only way to go! -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!
tizz Posted May 31, 2005 Posted May 31, 2005 Well it's een a while but as I recall condoms, (among a few others) but since I have a three year old now I must not have been too adament about it. No pill EVER it is actually more dangerous than most people think. Oral is fun but only if there is no funky spunk involved gag choke puke "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester
phreakwars Posted May 31, 2005 Posted May 31, 2005 You mean the white creamy LOVE MUD. Facials with it, really tighten the skin, better then OIL OF OLAY https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
snafu Posted June 1, 2005 Posted June 1, 2005 I "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
snafu Posted June 1, 2005 Posted June 1, 2005 Very funny!!! :o "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
phreakwars Posted June 8, 2005 Posted June 8, 2005 Funny how ?? What do you mean funny ?? I thought this was a serious topic... Being unable to get an erection is nothing to laugh at . . . . . . . . OK. Yeah it is.... . . https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
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