bart1123 Posted May 26, 2005 Posted May 26, 2005 FOOD FOOD FOOOOOOODDDDDDDD....Cut the crap and get me something to EAT!!!!!!! Bart "You are the only person responsible for your happiness...this life can be as wonderful or misserable as You choose." J.P.W
Crispy Critter Posted May 26, 2005 Posted May 26, 2005 The cure to eating disorders is being the one to prepare it and clean up afterwards. I went on a fast in 82 and ate only one medium pizza a week and nothing else for six weeks. I lost 65 pounds and saved a bundle on TP which I invested in beer. I did not limit my intake of German beer. Went from a 36 inch waist to a 32 inch waist. I also lost my 35 year old wife and gained a 19 year old girlfriend that admired my new wardrobe, flat stomach and hunger for her protein. Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. - Mark Twain
Hugh G. Rekshun Posted May 26, 2005 Posted May 26, 2005 If it moves, shoot it. If it don't...eat it! 1 "May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
phreakwars Posted May 27, 2005 Posted May 27, 2005 If it moves' date=' shoot it. If it don't...eat it![/quote'] I just finished eating Pussy, it moved around alot.(More like GYRATED) After I finished eating it, I shot it with a white bullet of love mud. So there are exceptions to that rule, and ITS LOW IN CARBS TOO !! . . https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Hugh G. Rekshun Posted May 27, 2005 Posted May 27, 2005 That makes my tongue hard just thinking about it!! "May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
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