Bush gets his own definition in the URBAN DICTIONARY !!

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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=george+w.+bush&r=f

 

 

Personally, I like definition 8

 

8. George W. Bush (A.K.A. George Bin Laden)

 

George W. Bush. 43rd President of the United States. Arrogant Napoleonic monkey and fearmonger of the Republican Party. Is tired, has faltered, and failed. An embarrassment. Unpatriotic. Hateful. Spiteful.

 

Bush was born July 6th, 1946 to rich white parents in New Haven, Connecticut, but somehow likes to call himself a Texan. Married to Laura Welsh Bush who killed her boyfriend in 1963. Yale Graduate. Twin daughters Jenna Bush and Barbara Bush. Probably fathered Barney the dog. Dry drunk since he was 40 years old, numerous psychological defects. Reads and comprehends on a 6th grade level, just behind Jethro Bodine. Speaks better Spanish than English.

 

A dumbass who raided Social Security to pay for conservative agenda, failed to provide funding for schools leaving most children left behind. (Except rich white kids).

 

Borrowed and spent the treasury in 4 years, leaving trillions of dollars in debt. Clueless on how to balance a checkbook. Spends money like a drunken sailor (with apologies to the Navy). Father George H W Bush set him up in oil business. Ran most of his ventures into the ground. Owned Texas Rangers Baseball team that was bailed out with taxpayer money. Built a new Baseball Stadium with tax dollars, managing to put a lot in his pocket also.

 

Complete idiot who deserted the National Guard. Received shrapnel wounds while in service by getting 2 dental fillings. Total lack of military experience led to disastrous killing of US soldiers in Iraq because of his incompetence. Took military to war in unrelated country after 9/11, and cut their benefits.

 

Was informed of Osama bin Laden upon being selected President. Ignored threat. Was reading My Pet Goat during 9/11 attack. Repealed Bill of Rights. Created huge bureaucracy to handle security. Hasn

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

LMAOROTF! Great dictionary!

 

 

Conservative - (adj. / noun)

 

1. Literally, indicative of a sparing application. Frugal. Cheap. "Not much." I'd like a large popcorn with a conservative amount of butter, please.

 

 

2. In the U.S., commonly used by many members of the Republican Party to contrast themselves with liberal politicians, commonly of the Democratic Party.

 

3. Originally, a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, used by Republican Party (U.S.) members to mean conservative application of laws, or minimal government.

 

4. In modern times, used to indicate existing or past values as opposed to new values. In this sense, "conservative" refers to personal behavior rather than the use of laws. A synonym for this definition would be "unchanging."

 

5. a word that today's so-called "conservatives" don't know the definition of.

 

"Today's so-called 'conservatives' don't even know what the word means. They think I've turned liberal because I believe a woman has a right to an abortion. That's a decision that's up to the pregnant woman, not up to the pope or some do-gooders or the Religious Right. It's not a conservative issue at all." -- Barry Goldwater

 

6. One who dislikes change and therefore progress. If any country, especially the United States, was governed by conservatives from the start, we'd all either be Nazis, dead, or back in the Dark Ages. Often marked by anti-humanitarian, selfish causes such as triumphing businesses over people, promoting Christian prayer in every situation, keeping hate alive by promoting war, and keeping deserving people out of one's country. The conservative has troubles thinking for his/herself, and follows whatever he/she is told. Conservatives have statistically been noted to be the least educated members of a populace.

 

Bastard: "I'm a conservative"

Me: "Sorry. I'll try to speak slower"

 

 

Usage notes:

 

When using the word, it is important to note whether it is used to refer to a political theory/system or personal values/behavior.

 

In the case of number 3 above, both the Republican and Democratic parties hold conservative _political_ values (in that they want minimal government regulation), but about different subjects. For example, the Democratic Party typically believes in conservative (minimal) use of laws regarding drugs, sexual practices, and film/TV. The Republican Party does not follow conservative political theory in those matters, but does for issues of taxation, guns, and employment practices.

 

However, even though both parties hold conservative political values in some cases, neither maintains a consistant philosophy based on conservative application of government regulation. Both the Republican and Democratic parties in the U.S. use the word to refer to enforcing conservative _personal_values_ (such as those influenced by religious background or otherwise, see number 4 above), but with differing opinions as to whether or not it is a good thing.

 

The original political use for the word conservative, as in number 3 above, is more similar to the political adjective/noun LIBERTARIAN in use today, which describes a philosophy of minimal government.

 

1. Libertarian - (adj. / noun)

 

A former Republican who grew larger balls and decided to say fuck the establishment.

 

I became Libertarian once I fully understood the Constitution.

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Oh, I like that even more.

 

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I was enjoying this entry

 

Rrepublican

1. An individual who believes that the white male Christian God should be the only object of worship on the planet, that power and wealth should remain in the hands of 1% of the world's population while the remaining 99% starve, that health care should be privatized so the poor can't afford basic medication, that a rape victim living on welfare should be forced to care for a baby she didn't even ask for, and that America is the only real country on Earth while all those other countries they read about are just fakes invented by communists...oh wait, it's terrorists now, isn't it?

 

2. republican

Someone who supports the rights of the unborn, but won't fund stem cell research that could help the millions who are already here. The first one to protest abortion rights, and the first one willing to take a life through capital punishment. Someone who espouses personal freedom, and then tries to pass constitutional amendments to restrict it. Someone threatened by government surplus but unfazed by goverment deficits. Someone who is pro-business but anti-citizen. Someone who wants to take away the helping hand, after he's made it to safety. Someone who holds a cross in one hand and tries to burn it with the other.

 

5. Republican

Typically a person who believes that:

1)The 2nd Amendment of the Constitution takes precidence over the rest of the Constitution.

2)The rich should be tax-exempt, and that the middle and lower classes should have to foot the bill, also, a person who bitches when an under-funded government agency is unable to carry out its assigned task.

3)Thinks that programs such as welfare, medicare/medicaid and minimum wage are unconstitutional and should be banned.

4)Labels everything and everyone they disagree with as being "Communist" or "Anti-American" or "French."

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LMAOROTF!

 

Very funny dictionary that little thing is...

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To RoyalOrleans:

I love your one liners!

You should be a stand up comic. I