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I seen fat people with a significant other. Us short people? Psh, some of us are more likely to find a giant squid in our backyard.

"I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo

 

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Good God there's a girl for everybody. Ya just gotta be patient. An self confident.

I learent this!

 

Old age has it's benefits.

 

I'm 5'4 and 215. I'm by no means a good looker but I've managed to have a lot of nice and pretty girl fiends. Married twice.

The key is CONFIDENCE.

It's to late for me for this wisdom so I pass it to you grasshopper.

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Well, she's in for a disappointment, I'm hung like a hampster.

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Oh my Gawd.

 

You made me laugh out loud.

 

Literally.

 

Thank You.

The thought manifests as the word. The word manifests as the deed. The deed develops into habit. And the habit hardens into character. So watch the thought and its ways with care. And let it spring from love, born out of concern for all beings. - Buddha
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The way I see it, if I was to make some kind of comment about having a HUGE type of tool, and repeatedly made that claim, then the only way anybody would know for sure, is if they saw it.

 

 

Now, perhaps the day would come, say my wife died in a car accident, or some other unfortunate mishap, and I eventually found another female to procreate with... etc...

 

If I made this claim of being HUGE and then they saw it and discovered it's not what they were expecting, I would look like a fool, and then get the laugh over it...

 

I say, it's better to give the impression it's tiny, get the laugh now, then when they actually see it, they won't be disappointed, possibly even pleasantly surprised.:D

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The gist of it all, phreak, is that the average depth of a woman's vagina is five and a half inches, or 13.7 centimetres.

 

Having a cock that could be used to hang your washing off is fine for porno movies or entertaining the inane members of society.

 

Short and thick does the trick. :D

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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The gist of it all, phreak, is that the average depth of a woman's vagina is five and a half inches, or 13.7 centimetres.

 

Having a cock that could be used to hang your washing off is fine for porno movies or entertaining the inane members of society.

 

Short and thick does the trick. :D

 

I am cursed...if I want to get it all the way in I have to screw enormously fat broads.

The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman

 

 

"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison

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The way I see it, if I was to make some kind of comment about having a HUGE type of tool, and repeatedly made that claim, then the only way anybody would know for sure, is if they saw it.

 

 

Now, perhaps the day would come, say my wife died in a car accident, or some other unfortunate mishap, and I eventually found another female to procreate with... etc...

 

If I made this claim of being HUGE and then they saw it and discovered it's not what they were expecting, I would look like a fool, and then get the laugh over it...

 

I say, it's better to give the impression it's tiny, get the laugh now, then when they actually see it, they won't be disappointed, possibly even pleasantly surprised.:D

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Then again....

 

"DAMN! I've been using Way To Hot water...it must have shrunk in the wash."

 

or...

 

hook up with a farsighted gal. Don't they wear those glasses that make everything look large?

 

Then again.... using the tool properly is pretty much of equal importance. :D

The thought manifests as the word. The word manifests as the deed. The deed develops into habit. And the habit hardens into character. So watch the thought and its ways with care. And let it spring from love, born out of concern for all beings. - Buddha
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HAHA

There aint nothing like giving the tongue a little work out if the "twig and berries" dont work

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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. ~Dave Barry

 

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."

WC Fields.

 

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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There is nothing more frightening than active ignorance. ~Goethe

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I seen fat people with a significant other. Us short people? Psh, some of us are more likely to find a giant squid in our backyard.

 

Awww that isn't true at all.

 

Look at Tom Cruise. He gets all the best women.

 

And Dudley Moore got all the play back in his day.

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

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I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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Do I see a potential PROM couple here or what ??

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No please.

I want to report a double murder. If you go one mile east on Columbus Parkway to the public park, you will find kids in a brown car. They were shot with a 9mm Luger. I also killed those kids last year. Good bye

 

Brooks, I like you. Now get out of here. Go home.

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