captainfrenchfry Posted June 3, 2005 Posted June 3, 2005 Feel Free to chime in with a few 1) When running from a murderer don't fall down 2) Never pet a burning dog 3) ropes make bad bungee cords 4) Small Animals don't find firecrackers as funny as you do 5) No Shirt, NO Shoes, No Service doesn't mean pants aren't a requirement Quote Bow Down To Your Lord And Master Foamy!!!!! http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/b06170ad5254f3e23341c5baf387a116.jpg
RoyalOrleans Posted June 4, 2005 Posted June 4, 2005 6) Never pay more than twenty bucks for a lapdance. 7) Never wear Brut cologne or any of its bi-products. 8) Be happy when you bite into one of "those little hard things" in a hamburger. 9) Never judge a book by its movie. - JW Eagan 10) Never eat yellow snow. 11) Beer goes good with anything!!! Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
phreakwars Posted June 4, 2005 Posted June 4, 2005 12. Your uglier then you think 13. There is always someone smarter then you 14. Hard work never killed anyone 15. Determination is the key to success 16. El DeBarge was NEVER cool 17. The internet, is just one huge toy 18. Never hate anybody, you only end up hating yourself 19. Get plenty of sleep 20. Smile more often, your day will go faster . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell Posted June 4, 2005 Posted June 4, 2005 21. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're really not out to get you! Quote The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice. The second amendment provides its teeth.
RoyalOrleans Posted June 4, 2005 Posted June 4, 2005 22. Multiple orgasms are a myth. 23. Even though the grass may be greener, stay in your own fucking yard! 24. Queers, faggots, fruits...whatever...they prefer to be called pansies 25. When life throws you lemons, return fire! 26. Do not expect a gal to put out on the first date, that's what second dates are for. 27. Always keep pennies, nickels, and dimes in empty milk jugs. 28. Never fall asleep or she may fall in love. 29. Learn to speak an obscure or dead language, then you can virtually curse anyone out. 30. Beware of the penguins. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
tizz Posted June 4, 2005 Posted June 4, 2005 Multiple orgasms are NOT a myth Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester
RoyalOrleans Posted June 4, 2005 Posted June 4, 2005 31. Do not believe everything you read. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
tizz Posted June 4, 2005 Posted June 4, 2005 Especially when it is a man writing it HEHE Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester
RoyalOrleans Posted June 4, 2005 Posted June 4, 2005 32. Or anything Tizz has to say. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
tizz Posted June 4, 2005 Posted June 4, 2005 32. Or anything Tizz has to say. You stink!!!! pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft' LOL Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester
phreakwars Posted June 4, 2005 Posted June 4, 2005 I liked it. .' . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Vortex Posted June 4, 2005 Posted June 4, 2005 33) Gay people are light in their loafers 34) Straight men will take a blowjob from anything and anyone, at any time! 35) When drunk, a white castle hamburger will taste like a juicy T-bone 36) When sober White Castle is nothing but a gag reflex 37) Women are bad drivers, Men are bad lovers 38) Catsup is not a spice 39) Sex life dull? A little spanking every now and then can work wonders! 40) Assume everyone is an idiot...untill proven smart! Quote -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!
Msixty Posted June 4, 2005 Posted June 4, 2005 41) always assume the gun is loaded 42) always assume that she doesn't have a sexy twin sister (but pray she does) 43) never use marijuana and alcohol together Quote Your stupidity is My weapon WARNING! my mood and mental state are strongly influenced by music and T.V./movies..... i may seem the slightest bit insane.. just don't let me watch my favorite show and or listen to my music and it will all be alright.
Crispy Critter Posted June 5, 2005 Posted June 5, 2005 44) Never allow two adult women to occupy the house you intend to share. 45) Don Quote Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. - Mark Twain
RoyalOrleans Posted June 5, 2005 Posted June 5, 2005 49. Alwys grudge-fuck an ex. 50. Locomotion requires a half-drunken, insane Mexican. 51. Never bring coupons on a first date. 52. Arson is fun for the whole family. 53. Arm yourself; words can't penetrate kevlar. 54. Trust in God, believe in Satan. 55. Shooting fish in a barrel is futile, but fun. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted June 5, 2005 Posted June 5, 2005 (For Vortex) 56. The only difference between a straight man and a gay man, is a rapidly consumed 6 pack of beer. Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
RoyalOrleans Posted June 5, 2005 Posted June 5, 2005 57. Coke tastes best when snorted off a hooker's ass. 58. Ass-fucks should cost half price with a hooker. 59. Catherine Zeta-Jones is Welsh-Irish, not Hispanic as she appears. 60. Fingerbanging your mom's best friend doesn't make you a man, but spooging semen all over her face does. 61. Bees sense fear. 1 Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Crispy Critter Posted June 5, 2005 Posted June 5, 2005 62.My dad Quote Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. - Mark Twain
Vortex Posted June 5, 2005 Posted June 5, 2005 (For Vortex) 56. The only difference between a straight man and a gay man, is a rapidly consumed 6 pack of beer. You'd be suprised just how acurate that is! Can i buy you a beer 63. There is no such thing as a straight man, only men who have never slept with Whoresex 64. It is perfectly natural for a big burly grown man to squeal like a little girl in the presence of the following: Spiders, Snakes, Rabid Dogs, winning lottery tickets, the surgery channel, and free front row Cher tickets. 65. Straights in a gay bar beware; that hot chick your flirting with probably has a bigger cock than you do 66. if you dont tell a woman how to drive, then she wont tell you when shes faking it Quote -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!
tizz Posted June 5, 2005 Posted June 5, 2005 Never publically admit that you are related to a heartless bitch until the DNA test proves it Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester
Crispy Critter Posted June 6, 2005 Posted June 6, 2005 From my dear old dad, to keep negros out of the watermellon or corn patch hang a root over the entrance. It's a culture thing Royal Orleans will get, the southern blacks fear spirits and if you hang a root over your doorway or gateway and invite them over for drinks they won't enter under the root! It's a voodoo thing. Quote Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. - Mark Twain
Vortex Posted June 6, 2005 Posted June 6, 2005 What number were we on again? Quote -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!
OmegaManiac Posted June 6, 2005 Posted June 6, 2005 69. Hope for the best, prepare for the worst, and don't expect either. Quote
Vortex Posted June 6, 2005 Posted June 6, 2005 70 Ladies, when going in for a makeover....dont expect a miracle 71 Remember dimples are only on the cheecks on your face... 72 theres always room for jell-o Quote -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!
snafu Posted June 11, 2005 Posted June 11, 2005 73. If you can Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
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