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79. God doesn't love you.

 

80. Taking a dump is not the same as leaving a dump.

 

81. When someone says to you, "Grow up!", simply reply "Maybe later.".

 

82. A gut from eating too much is shameful, a gut from drinking beer is a source of pride.

 

83. Cheap beer should only be consumed from a can.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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