angie Posted July 18, 2005 Posted July 18, 2005 Check this out dick lick liberals didn't have traction until women, who like limp wrist liberals like yourself got the right to vote, and like you they vote with intuition or feelings. In your case your female intuition on rednecks isn't based on any sort of fact only "feelings" so you are a feminine thinker, a faggot or a bigot! Crispy, I would just like to tell you that obviously your brain is a little crispy, and it's stupid scummy men like you that make women go gay. 90% of the women I know including myself are a hell of a lot smarter than you, better than you, and think more rationally than you, basing their opinions on truths. I go by fact, not your so called "female intuition". Maybe if you took your head out of your ass for a few seconds you would realize how stupid your stereotypes are. Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
Crispy Critter Posted July 18, 2005 Posted July 18, 2005 Crispy, I would just like to tell you that obviously your brain is a little crispy, and it's stupid scummy men like you that make women go gay. 90% of the women I know including myself are a hell of a lot smarter than you, better than you, and think more rationally than you, basing their opinions on truths. I go by fact, not your so called "female intuition". Maybe if you took your head out of your ass for a few seconds you would realize how stupid your stereotypes are. I would just like to tell you that you are a very judgmental bitch. I had myself a perfectly good Korean wife that never said no, she thought women's liberation was a new kind of bra and then she met liberated American women. You bitch, for the most part sell yourselves as whores to get commitment from a man and when you have him you use him like a tool. I'm here to tell you American women are more of a whore than Korean whores who say up front what the price is and what that you can expect for the money are. If you have studied history you can bless the American government for adopting a Judeo Christian law. It protects you and your bitchy ways and mood swings. If we had a secular government like France developed after the dark ages bitches like you would be extinct. Study "the Terror" and you will see why French women and men get along better than American... In France when they trashed the church and started the Terror a neighbor could turn in a bitch like you and go to the Town Square and see her killed on the weekend for entertainment. If American women are so fucking smart why are they labeled "soccer moms" or "security moms" and played like a herd of sheep in elections? Because you sell yourselves as whores to get married, then put your husbands on rations and talk about your neighbors and stand on heads to elevate yourself in a herd of women turning into their moms. Hey a new model comes out every year and your herd should be known as the "I give head moms" and "I like to fuck moms" and I respect my husband moms. Hey bitch did your dad "give you away" when you got married? They give away a debit and cherish a son. That is the way it has always been and still should be. I'm glad you're a lesbian so you can be on the bitch end of a relationship! So what are you a soccer mom, security mom or a just say no mom? Bitch now go talk about your neighbor... Quote Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. - Mark Twain
angie Posted July 18, 2005 Posted July 18, 2005 Hahaha you are such a tool. I'm not a lesbian or a soccer mom, I'm still pregnant with the first baby so I suppose we will have to wait and see, won't we? And yes, I am a judgemental bitch. But don't blame all of us because your woman realized what a dick you are and left you. Not my fault. Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
Crispy Critter Posted July 18, 2005 Posted July 18, 2005 Hahaha you are such a tool. I'm not a lesbian or a soccer mom, I'm still pregnant with the first baby so I suppose we will have to wait and see, won't we? And yes, I am a judgemental bitch. But don't blame all of us because your woman realized what a dick you are and left you. Not my fault. My first wife didn't leave me she became liberated. I traded her ass in for a new model and the new model turned into her because American women have a Christain law to support their extortion of men. Give your husband a blow job and appreciate the fact that you would be turning into your mom on your own without him and not be marketable... A new model comes out every year and you better be able to compete with the goods! I lost $135,000.00 on my trade in and felt that I made a good trade. When I traded in her replacement it cost even more and still a bargin... But they lost me who cared about them, the first is now her mom and spent the money the second married a killer who stabbed her 27 times and almost killed her and now she has turned into her mom with stab wounds... My wife now is 17 years younger than me and listens to why she is my wife... Give your man respect and respect as you turn into your mom... And a blow job just for the hell of it would be appreciated and if you don't beleive me ask your husband. Quote Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. - Mark Twain
Crispy Critter Posted July 19, 2005 Posted July 19, 2005 Crispy, I would just like to tell you that obviously your brain is a little crispy, and it's stupid scummy men like you that make women go gay. 90% of the women I know including myself are a hell of a lot smarter than you, better than you, and think more rationally than you, basing their opinions on truths. I go by fact, not your so called "female intuition". Maybe if you took your head out of your ass for a few seconds you would realize how stupid your stereotypes are. I've had time to think and reflect on my last post and perhaps I was a little harsh? No I wasn't you ignorant bitches do stupid shit like decorate a room where no one is allowed to enter, the formal dining room or a study. Then if your husbands friends come over and want to check out the house he has to tell them "no one is allowed" in "that room". I always wonder if the dissy bitches that create these "special places" are saving them for someone they like better than their husbands or they just want domain untouched like their side of the bed unless you paid the whore price. American women are wierd and love to stir shit to see how much they can make it stink. Oh what the hell women suck, but if they refuse to and say "I don't like that" the man has to wonder how do you know? OK I'm finished getting even for your crass comments about my assessment of women. Perhaps I was a little over graphic and cruel to force you to look in the mirror but be sure not to false advertize or your man will shop around as you turn into your mom. Quote Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. - Mark Twain
angie Posted July 19, 2005 Posted July 19, 2005 I'M the one who is judgemental?? Please. Your stereotypes are so pathetically SICK it isn't even funny. You must live in a freaking cave. And my man definitely isn't goin shopping for a "better model". Just because you're a miserable piece of shit doesn't mean everyone else is. And what is wrong with being like my mother? Last time I checked, she was happy, successful, and a hell of a lot smarter than you. Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
Crispy Critter Posted July 19, 2005 Posted July 19, 2005 I'M the one who is judgemental?? Please. Your stereotypes are so pathetically SICK it isn't even funny. You must live in a freaking cave. And my man definitely isn't goin shopping for a "better model". Just because you're a miserable piece of shit doesn't mean everyone else is. And what is wrong with being like my mother? Last time I checked, she was happy, successful, and a hell of a lot smarter than you. If your mother was a good wife then be like her. Even I'm not stupid enough to say "all" American women are alike but there are so many to safely state what I stated. I'm not miserable at all I have a loving wife who respects me and I respect her equally. I have two teenage sons of which one respects me all of the time and the other when he gets his way. My wife is young and beautiful and can wear clothes she wore when she graduated high school. You are a single woman pregnant I believe so you have all reason to not rely on law to get your way yet... When an American woman (many of them) too damn many of them get a ring their ass blows up and they set down rules for their man if he expects to be welcome. The courts are on your side and I'm thinking you guys must be legal experts to extort the most for least performance. My wife is my third wife and my first wife was just as fine until she met American women that screwed her up. I will never look at the floor grinning because a woman thinks she has authority to direct me. Many, too many American women do not have mutual respect with their men once they have the ring. Tell me if it feels round or like a hook when you get yours. Quote Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. - Mark Twain
Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell Posted July 19, 2005 Posted July 19, 2005 I'M the one who is judgemental?? Please. Your stereotypes are so pathetically SICK it isn't even funny. You must live in a freaking cave. And my man definitely isn't goin shopping for a "better model". Just because you're a miserable piece of shit doesn't mean everyone else is. And what is wrong with being like my mother? Last time I checked, she was happy, successful, and a hell of a lot smarter than you.Angie, your avatar looks like captainfrenchfry's tagline. Quote The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice. The second amendment provides its teeth.
angie Posted July 19, 2005 Posted July 19, 2005 Who's that? Haven't had the pleasure of meeting this person yet. Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell Posted July 19, 2005 Posted July 19, 2005 Who's that? Haven't had the pleasure of meeting this person yet.Click on "Members List" from the menu, then click the letter "C" he's about the 3rd or 4th down on the list... view his profile and you'll see. Quote The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice. The second amendment provides its teeth.
angie Posted July 19, 2005 Posted July 19, 2005 GOD DAMMIT IT DOES! He's got Foamy too!! I guess we are both fans of the Squirrley Wrath. Damn. I'll have to get a new pic when I get around to it I guess. Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
Outlaw2747 Posted July 19, 2005 Posted July 19, 2005 Okay new people, so what is a redneck? Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
angie Posted July 19, 2005 Posted July 19, 2005 Ahh yes the original topic...rednecks. Let me tell you about my trip to North Carolina a few years ago. My uncle is an interpreter for the courts, because he's Cuban and there are lots of wetbacks down there. My family and I joined him on a trip to this town that I don't think had a name, it was just 'Madison County'. So we are sitting on the park bench outside the courthouse waiting for him. We had noticed as we drove into town that everyone was staring at the Connecticut plates. Well, within ten minutes, the street was full of scummy, dirty rednecks. Uncle JimBob must've called his cousin/sister/mother to tell her "THERE BE SOME YANKEES DOWN THESE PARTS GO TAKES A LOOK!". These people were DIRTY looking. They were missing more teeth than they had, wearing wife beaters, dirty old overalls, workboots, and John Deere Hats (yes this includes the women). Everyone in the town looked like they were the product of in-breeding. THESE WERE GENUINE REDNECKS. Their I.Q. was lower than their age. And to top it all off, wanna know how fucked up their court system is? These illegal wetbacks got into trouble, and instead of getting JAIL TIME like normal places, they were sentenced to working on THE JUDGE'S PLANTATION. Now that, my friends, is a prime example of rednecks. You would think you were in the 19th century going into that town!! 1 Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
angie Posted July 19, 2005 Posted July 19, 2005 Question...If I like the song "Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson does that automatically make me a redneck? Or just a hypocrite? Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted July 19, 2005 Posted July 19, 2005 It just makes you a hypocryte Quote All bullshit, No Business.
builder Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 Question...If I like the song "Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson does that automatically make me a redneck? Or just a hypocrite? Neither. It does show that you differentiate between the two. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
Spleefman Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 (edited) This...is a Redneck! Edited April 2, 2016 by rem Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/8bc962002bac637c66784161e5fa6d15.gif
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 THESE are also rednecks .%5Bimghttp%3A//softclay.com/foto2/images/Elvis%20-%20Trucker%20Pic%205.jpg Quote All bullshit, No Business.
phreakwars Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 THIS is also a redneck . FUCKING BIG TIME REDNECK !! Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Crispy Critter Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 Nice picture of the Prez! That sucker isn't a red neck... I know he has mastered screwing up the english language but I do beleive the family is from the North East and he only has a ranch in TX so he can chop brush and apeal to rednecks. You got to love that rich yankee! Why do you think the guy with the shotgun in a dirty sweat shirt is a redneck? He looks as though he just returned from a phesant hunt. Quote Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. - Mark Twain
OmegaManiac Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 Redneck is just the term alocated to the southern U.S.version of the same type of people that can be found ANYWHERE on the fucking planet. There are ignorant dimwitts everywhere! Everyone likes to paint a nice neat box around a specific group of people to make things easier for them to comprehend but the fact remains, there are undereducated, socially backwards, hygenically "challenged" fucktarts tucked away in just about every part of this floating rock we call home and there is not damn thing one that any amount of bitching is going to do about it. Get the fuck over it and see if you can't learn a little bit of something even from these the least of your bretheren........................Beers are starting to get hold of my fingers, be warned. 1 Quote
builder Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 Yep, redneck is actually an attitudinal outlook, rather than a way of dressing or disporting oneself. They are fucking everywhere. I consider rednecks to be way down on the genetic rise of mammals to humans. In Australia, we have rednecks aplenty. We also have sub-categories, to further differentiate the buggers. Bogans are rednecks of the lowest form. Think trailer trash with loud music and untasteful cars, no dress sense, and an aversion to work. On the other end of the scale are the wannabe KKK, with monster fourby trucks, with enough spotlights to blind you at 100 yards, and a hunger to harrass anyone who doesn't look or act like they do. Sad fucks. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 How 'bout these ther fellers, y'all [attach=full]187[/attach] . . Quote All bullshit, No Business.
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted July 31, 2005 Posted July 31, 2005 [attach=full]188[/attach] Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
GrayGal Posted August 7, 2005 Posted August 7, 2005 Like it was said, Redneck is a state of mind. Its what you want it to be. I consider myself a redneck but i DONT live in a trailer, i dont have a pick up truck and i dont do anything odd like anyone mentioned earlier. I am just a Southern Girl who looks at life differently then most and want to raise a large happy family. We look at life similiar then chaotic. Dont classify a name. That would be saying all Yankees are egotistacle bastards who cant think for themselves. But I dont do that... I am proud to be a redneck and like the song goes i got a baby on my hip.... Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/bf579d790688a5b6ce4acac92ae0b3e3.jpg Gray~Gal ..... You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. ~Dave Barry "I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." WC Fields. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. Unknown There is nothing more frightening than active ignorance. ~Goethe
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