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Fuck anyone who doesn't miss me!

Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time

 

"I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto

 

Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope

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Fuck people who hate Israel!!

 

I second this motion, Fuck neo-nazi's too!

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Your stupidity is My weapon

 

WARNING! my mood and mental state are strongly influenced by music and T.V./movies..... i may seem the slightest bit insane.. just don't let me watch my favorite show and or listen to my music and it will all be alright. :D

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FUCK LISTERINE! THAT SHIT HURTS!

 

God bless Scope.

 

I love the burn of Listerine:) Then again, I love the burn of alcohol on wounds, too. Maybe I'm just weird:p

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I love the burn of Listerine:) Then again, I love the burn of alcohol on wounds, too. Maybe I'm just weird:p

 

Scope burns too so you know it is working but not so much to make you spit it out before you are supposed to because it is so freaking painful. And I love the burn of alcohol on wounds, too. You know it is killing all of the little germies. We can be weird together!

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FUCK THE WORLD- By ICP

Fuck you, fuck me, fuck us

Fuck Tom, fuck Mary, fuck Gus

Fuck Darius , fuck the west coast

And fuck everybody on the east

EAT SHIT AND DIE, or fuck off at least

Fuck pre-schoolers, fuck rulers,

Kings and queens and gold jewelers

Fuck wine coolers

Fuck chickens, fuck ducks

Everybody in your crew sucks Dumb motha fucks

Fuck critics, fuck your review

Even if you like me, FUCK YOU!

Fuck your mom, fuck your mom's mamma

Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Dalai Lama

Fuck the rain forest, fuck up Forrest Gump

He probably liked it in the rump, fuck a shoe pump

Fuck the real deal, and fuck all the fakes

Fuck all 52 states, oooh

And fuck you

 

Fuck Oprah, fuck opera, fuck a soap opera

Fuck a pop locker and a cock blocker

Fuck your girlfriend, I probably did her already

Fuck Kyle and his brother Tom Petty, Jump Steady

My homie fuck 'em what are ya gonna do

Fuck that bitch fuck you

Yeah well fuck you too

Don't bother tryin to analyze these rhymes

In this song I say FUCK 93 times

Fuck the president, fuck your welfare

Fuck your government and fuck Fred Bear

Fuck nugent, like anybody gives a fuck (NUGENT, AS IN TED NUGENT)

You like to hunt a lot, SO FUCKIN WHAT?

Fuck disco, count of monte cristo

Fuck CISCO, and Jack and Jerry Brisco

And fuck everyone that went down

With the titanic, in a panic

I'm like, FUCK YOU ALL!!!!

 

Fuck Celine Dion and fuck Dionne Warwick

You both make me sick, suck my dick

Fuck the Berlin wall, both sides of it

And fuck Lyle Lovett, whoever the fuck that is

Fuck everybody in the hemisphere

Fuck them across the world and fuck them right here

You know the guy who operates the

Rouge river draw bridge in Delray on Jefferson?

FUCK HIM!

Fuck your idea, fuck your Gonnaorhea,

Fuck your diarrhea, Rocky Miavia

Fuck your wife your homie did, he's fuckin you

Fuck the police and the 502

Fuck Spin, Rolling Stone, and fuck Vibe

Fuck everybody inside

Whoevers on the cover, fuck his mother

Fuck your little brother's homie from around the way

AND FUCK VIOLENT J

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Vacation... Don't fuck vacation. Vacation is a blast!

 

But...

 

Fuck those adorable light tan leather boots with the fur around the cuff... the ones that zip up to my knees...

 

No wait.. don't fuck those... takes fuck back ...

 

Fuck all those sweaters I got at ridiculously cheap prices because it doesn't get cold in Austin!

 

Fuck that oh-so-soft pink fuzzy goddamn robe... The one with the matching fuzzy footie socks that I got at Bed Bath and Beyond!!!!!!!!

 

Fuck these cute little camo bicycle shoes!!!! cuddles shoes:o

 

Fuck that little black leather Casual Corner purse!!!

 

FUCK this green decorative soap with the little froggy in the middle.. Says RIBBIT to inanimate froggy ...

 

And FUCK these dark brown suede knee-high boots!

 

And FUCk this white ribbed and pleated dress shirt!!!

 

And FUCK this stunningly classy black silk purse with the spaghetti strap!!!

 

And FUCK this denim jacket with the christmas embroidering on the pockets.. rubs frosty the snowman ... that will hang in my office and will only be worn when it's goddamn cold!!! And will be replaced in the spring by...

 

Fuck that denim jacket with the pumpkins and scarecrows embroidered into the pockets...

 

Both of those goddamn things I would be ashamed to wear in public but can a shopping-whore bitch pass up a $5.00 clearance at the mall?

 

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! :mad:

 

A bitch as Got to shop!!!!

 

Fuck Shopping! I'm Broke now!

 

And FUCK being broke!!

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Scope burns too so you know it is working but not so much to make you spit it out before you are supposed to because it is so freaking painful. And I love the burn of alcohol on wounds, too. You know it is killing all of the little germies. We can be weird together!

 

yay!!!!!:)

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I love the burn of Listerine:) Then again, I love the burn of alcohol on wounds, too. Maybe I'm just weird:p

 

 

No just a fucking masochist.:rolleyes:

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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FUCK LISTERINE! THAT SHIT HURTS!

 

God bless Scope.

 

hehe, I said something to an old girlfriend about this years ago. She reminded me about it the other day, and it cracked me up. One time I made her use some Listerine... not because she had bad breath ;) (I was 16-17, give me a break). Anyway, she put the Listerine in her mouth, and it burned, and instead of the 30 or 60 seconds you

Intelligent people think...

how ignorance must be bliss....

idiots have it so easy, it's not fair...

to have to think...

WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... :cool:

 

Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...

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Fuck SunnyDelight! Who pissed in the bottle of battery acid? What kind of a moron drinks this crap anyway? They advertize during the Saturday morning cartoons, with commercials worse than the ones for Budlight. It's kiddy crack. What chemicals are in it? No one seems to know. It is a plague eating at the heart of America. The current meth problem is only small potatoes compared to this. Sunny Delight drinkers voted for Hubert Humphrey and they killed Jesus.
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Well FUCK... I drink Sunny-D all the time... Now I feel bad.:(

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Sorry, but the truth hurts. I just can't see how anybody can drink it and live. And to top it off, it comes packaged in those cheap ass bottles that shreds your lips and tongue to pieces when you try to drink out of it.

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Sorry, but the truth hurts. I just can't see how anybody can drink it and live. And to top it off, it comes packaged in those cheap ass bottles that shreds your lips and tongue to pieces when you try to drink out of it.

 

Yeah fuck those fucking bottles.

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Fuck Steam....and any kind of burns.
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Fuck Steam....and any kind of burns.

 

Yeah they can be a real fuckin bummer.

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Fuck Steam....and any kind of burns.

 

Yeah, fuck the second degree burn I have on my neck right now from a hot piece of brass hitting it.

 

Fuck manginas too. They piss me off.

"I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo

 

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Yeah, fuck the second degree burn I have on my neck right now from a hot piece of brass hitting it.

 

you succeded in that how?

 

 

(if my guess on how you did that is correct, the question is, what cal. now?)

Your stupidity is My weapon

 

WARNING! my mood and mental state are strongly influenced by music and T.V./movies..... i may seem the slightest bit insane.. just don't let me watch my favorite show and or listen to my music and it will all be alright. :D

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