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As in a casket ready for burial?

 

You broke the rules! Bad RO! Bad! Bad! If you weren't a Mod, I'd box you.

 

Fuck the fact that there is never enough time in the day.

 

Any time your Royalty. Any time.

 

This is your warning...Better add to that post.

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

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You broke the rules! Bad RO! Bad! Bad! If you weren't a Mod, I'd box you.

 

Fuck the fact that there is never enough time in the day.

 

And if I saw your box, I'd fuck you.

 

There! Happy?

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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And if I saw your box,

Box? That's code for something isn't it? I know it is. I just can't for the life of me figure out what it is supposed to be...

I'd fuck you.

I know. I'm a woman, right? I believe that's your only prerequisite.

There! Happy?

 

Hey, you agreed to the rule, I'm just enforcing it.

Fuck ants, gnats, and other summer bugs.

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

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You live in fucking Texas, how many fucking mosquito's could you possibly fucking have? you know nothing of fucking mosquito's.

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Oh darling. Darling, Darling, Darling. I live near the coast- hence, humidity to the nth degree. Mosquitos are SWARMING.

 

Oh, and fuck humidity (my anti-boxing insurance)!

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Oh darling. Darling, Darling, Darling. I live near the coast- hence, humidity to the nth degree. Mosquitos are SWARMING.

 

Oh, and fuck humidity (my anti-boxing insurance)!

 

 

Mosquitos? Can we talk mosquitos? Ours here in Alaska are so big they'll fly away with your dog. Our state bird (now the Mosquito) used to be the Winter Ptarmigan which is extinct because of the mosquito.

We used to hunt them with bow and arrows.

 

 

http://www.adn.com/adn/intern/hollybugs.html

 

 

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There so big they have their own landing lights. There fucking huge!

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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While your down there checking HOLES go ahead and rim the whole hole for me would you?

 

uh oh, how did I miss this one...

 

That's it. I'm strickly enforcing this from this post on.

 

I agree with Phantom, fuck humidity.

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

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uh oh, how did I miss this one...

 

That's it. I'm strickly enforcing this from this post on.

 

I agree with Phantom, fuck humidity.

 

Whew! How the fuck did I luck out on that one?

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Box? That's code for something isn't it? I know it is. I just can't for the life of me figure out what it is supposed to be...

 

Don't be coy with me, fucking Tori. Go... go braid your hair and smack bubble gum.

 

I know. I'm a woman, right? I believe that's your only prerequisite.

 

You fucking forgot that they have to be fucking breathing, too.

 

Hey, you agreed to the rule, I'm just enforcing it.

 

Fucking stinker.

 

Fuck that fat whore of a negress down at the tag office! Don't fucking worry about why my tag renewals are so much cheaper than yours!

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Fuck this thread

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Fuck the summer!

 

I need fall! I'm ready for fucking GA Football!

 

GO DAWGS!!!

Intelligent people think...

how ignorance must be bliss....

idiots have it so easy, it's not fair...

to have to think...

WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... :cool:

 

Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...

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Fuck the transfering of GF ownership to Nazz!

 

I will be living in the idiot box (without a poll), my premium membership will be cancelled repeatedly, my threads and posts edited, and who knows what else. You might say Nazz will do no such thing- this is business. Not true! Nazz already has a good income and job. His aquisition of this site is just a guise to fuck with us all. :D

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I have a moral fiber as thick as your man arms running through the very center of my body... I would do no such thing. In fact it is you who will be running amok once your MOD powers are bestowed, then your true nature will be obvious, your evil, pure evil... once you get power you will abuse it.... Fucker

 

Fuck the fucks

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Fuck those who abuse positions of authority (be it real or imagined authority). Aimed at no one in particular- it's just one of my pet peeves that Nazz's comment reminded me about.

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Every morning after Hubby leaves.

 

Seriously though, I have no authority to abuse.

 

Fuck having no authority to abuse.

 

Your old man bosses you around? Fuck that!

Come on up here. I'll treat you right.

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Your old man bosses you around? Fuck that!

Come on up here. I'll treat you right.

 

 

Her old man doesn't boss.....he just sucks in bed so she has to do it herself.

 

FUCK GUYS who have hot chicks and can't get them off. And by the way Phantom i'm closer than Snaf and i'll meet you half way.;)

AA's for quitters...i'm no quitter!
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Phantom, get a fucking jack-rabbit.

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Collect all four. Available in Pink, black, ribbed, and multicolored ribbed.

 

Anti-boxing insurance: Fuck....

 

Fuck...

 

Um.... Fuck something.

 

No, Fuck Everthing.

 

Just fuck it. It's the new Nike slogan.

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FRAG the middle east, specifically Qatar...way too many tan colors and too much sand...

 

"I hate sand...it's course, rough, and it get's everywhere..." -Anakin Skywalker :D

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You have fucked everything because you are a whore. I big he/she fucking whore.

 

Damn straight! And I make a shit load of money off it, too.

 

Fuck fucking for free!

 

Alliteration rules.

Blah.

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