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Close but not entirely right!!

 

 

Ya right.

 

Different stokes for different folks I guess, but i've never gone wrong with the little tiny circles. Gotta switch it up here and there. Ya can't just act like your eating ice cream. Did I say eating? I ment.....well...ya know what I meant.

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Ya and by the time a girl has reached the age of 25 she can fake it better than Meg Ryan in "when harry met sally" SOooooooooooooo you never know!

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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Ya and by the time a girl has reached the age of 25 she can fake it better than Meg Ryan in "when harry met sally" SOooooooooooooo you never know!

 

 

Do you know what the difference between a fake O and a real O?

 

I do.

 

Not that i've ever had a woman fake it.

 

Because I would know.

 

I would know, right?

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Umm Ya I do and you should know we have full control over all of our muscles ;)

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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What about when women say "your the biggest i've ever seen"?

 

I mean, thats not something women lie about is it?

 

Cuz my ex told me that 4 inches was to much for her and thats why she would laugh when I dropped my draws. She would laugh because she thought it was funny that I was so big.

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Why Do Women Live Longer Than Men?

 

Hmm,I guess a man's purpose on the earth runs out quicker than a woman's.

Men are just a waste of space.

Daily routine of a man=eat,drink,mate,sleep,cycle begins again.

Boooooooorrrrrrrrinnnnnnnnng!!!!! :rolleyes:

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

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What about when women say "your the biggest i've ever seen"?

 

I mean, thats not something women lie about is it?

 

Cuz my ex told me that 4 inches was to much for her and thats why she would laugh when I dropped my draws. She would laugh because she thought it was funny that I was so big.

 

Maybe she laughed,coz she knew she was hallucinating! :D

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

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Why Do Women Live Longer Than Men?

 

Hmm,I guess a man's purpose on the earth runs out quicker than a woman's.

Men are just a waste of space.

Daily routine of a man=eat,drink,mate,sleep,cycle begins again.

Boooooooorrrrrrrrinnnnnnnnng!!!!! :rolleyes:

 

Ya but without men whos gonna be around to put bitches in their place?

 

I mean, we can't just have women runnin' around unchecked.

 

Just ask Phreakwars, he'll tell ya all about it. Did you know Phreak is an Indian? Its true. Hes from the slapaho tribe.

i am sofa king we todd did.
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Ya but without men whos gonna be around to put bitches in their place?

 

I mean, we can't just have women runnin' around unchecked.

 

Just ask Phreakwars, he'll tell ya all about it. Did you know Phreak is an Indian? Its true. Hes from the slapaho tribe.

 

Ah,you ass,I hate men who call women bi ,hoes,birds,chicks.what the ..

All men should be dropped into the ocean and left to drown.(except Roger Federer & NJ ofcourse). ;)

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

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You know why women fake orgasms ??

 

 

They think we care.

.

.

 

Oh,come on admit it,it's a huge blow to your ego!

That's the only thing you got goin' for ya!

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

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Oh,come on admit it,it's a huge blow to your ego!

That's the only thing you got goin' for ya!

 

 

Once you give a woman an orgasm she'll be hanging around and won't leave.

 

If ya just climb on, think about Britney Spears, everything will be over shortly. Then ya just pick up your PS2 controller, unpause your game, and tell her to make sure she locks the door, when she leaves .

i am sofa king we todd did.
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Once you give a woman an orgasm she'll be hanging around and won't leave.

 

If ya just climb on, think about Britney Spears, everything will be over shortly. Then ya just pick up your PS2 controller, unpause your game, and tell her to make sure she locks the door, when she leaves .

 

For a woman to actually come 2 feet near you,she must be real desperate,or feel she's finally met someone more uglier than her. :D :D

 

Oh I crack meself up! :D

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

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You know why women fake orgasms? We get bored and know you won't stop till you think we got off!!!!

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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Once you give a woman an orgasm she'll be hanging around and won't leave.

 

If ya just climb on, think about Britney Spears, everything will be over shortly. Then ya just pick up your PS2 controller, unpause your game, and tell her to make sure she locks the door, when she leaves .

 

OK now I picture you as tht idiot from mallrats who lives in his mother's basement!!!!

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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What about when women say "your the biggest i've ever seen"?

 

I mean, thats not something women lie about is it?

 

Cuz my ex told me that 4 inches was to much for her and thats why she would laugh when I dropped my draws. She would laugh because she thought it was funny that I was so big.

 

 

Dude you are an idiot if you don't think we lie about that!!! We know that if you feel too self concious you won't be able to get it up and then all hell breaks loose and we have to sit there and say "don't worry it's ok it happens to everyone" and then spend all night tryong to get you fools up just to get you stop cryin!!!!!

 

I have honestly only been with one guy that i can say was painfully huge!!!!!! Kind of a freak of nature kind of thing. Unfortunately we was literally too big for me and it didn't last. He needed the freaking abyss for a girlfriend. Oh but I have told many a guy he was the biggest I ever saw, but only if he either asked or I figured he needed to hear it to be comfortable. The four inches thing was just to make you feel good about yourself there buddy

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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OK now I picture you as tht idiot from mallrats who lives in his mother's basement!!!!

 

OK,now you crack me up.

keh keh keeeeeeeeeh :D

 

Don't forget the huge 3d glasses,

and 6 month old socks on his feet.

whew,everyone scatter.(including cockroaches,it's toxic)

 

Now,I crack meself again. :D :D

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

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OK,now you crack me up.

keh keh keeeeeeeeeh :D

 

Don't forget the huge 3d glasses,

and 6 month old socks on his feet.

whew,everyone scatter.(including cockroaches,it's toxic)

 

Now,I crack meself again. :D :D

 

 

Thats not true. I'm cool. I'm cool and i'm strong.

Everyone wants to hang out with me in my huge mansion.

 

Girls like me.

Honest they do.

 

I've actualy signed autographs before. Because i'm cool.

All the kids think i'm cool and they hang out with me and spend the night.

 

Some parents thought I was 'to cool' so they took me to court. This asshole judge sent me to jail because he said I was a "petofile". I said "But...but...I don't even have any pets!

i am sofa king we todd did.
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I knew it, He's JACKO!!!!! Quick everybody hide your small children and chimps!!!!!

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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Thats not true. I'm cool. I'm cool and i'm strong.

Everyone wants to hang out with me in my huge mansion.

 

Girls like me.

Honest they do.

 

I've actualy signed autographs before. Because i'm cool.

All the kids think i'm cool and they hang out with me and spend the night.

 

Some parents thought I was 'to cool' so they took me to court. This asshole judge sent me to jail because he said I was a "petofile". I said "But...but...I don't even have any pets!

 

Johny,Johny,Johny what have I taught ya boy.

Don't get too defensive.I pictured you the opposite of the cool guy charade.

 

This is the picture in my mind.

'You're a boy,who doesn't know what a signature is.Because you dumb,dear.

The other kids wouldn't approach you,coz you look like ya excaped from a mental institution.

Most parents,shield the eyes of their children,coz they wouldn't want them havin' nightmares,so they call the police to arrest you.

The judge thinks you're some kind of animal,so he dubs your personal file,''The pet-o's-file''.'

 

But that's two years ago.Tizz what if we are dissin' a hunk. :eek:

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

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UMMMM I have matured to the point where a mind can turn me on more than a body with a hollow head thanx!

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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UMMMM I have matured to the point where a mind can turn me on more than a body with a hollow head thanx!

 

bullshit girl! :D

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

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UMMMM I have matured to the point where a mind can turn me on more than a body with a hollow head thanx!

 

 

Is my mind not sexy?

 

I could post a picture so you could see the sexy white boy that I am.

But i'm afraid of being stalked and the only pics of me on the net I think you can only see my leg and arm. Because i'm so cool.

 

Admit it Tizz, you like my mind. Its a sexy mind.

i am sofa king we todd did.
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Tizz,scratch my last post.This boy's as Hollow minded,as ,um ,as ,Hollow can get!

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

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Nah he's just being cheeky (I hope) LOL

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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