tizz Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 Johnny: UMMMM Again I see "Mallrats" LOL Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester
Jhony5 Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 Hey, I might be ugly, but at least I ain't got no money. Never saw Mallrats but i'll take it as a compliment. Thanx. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 Hey, I might be ugly, but at least I ain't got no money. Never saw Mallrats but i'll take it as a compliment. Thanx. So you ugly and you ain't got no money(your words not mine). Damn!Tizz,now that the bank account's out.what we workin' towards?? He's a lost cause! Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''
Jhony5 Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 So you ugly and you ain't got no money(your words not mine). Damn! Maybe so, maybe not. I either: A) Look like a chubby Marilyn Manson. B) Look like a teenage Woody Allen. C) Look like a ghetto Bo Bice. D) Look like Matt Lauer with a serious sexual disfunction and greasy fingers. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 Maybe so, maybe not. I either: A) Look like a chubby Marilyn Manson. B) Look like a teenage Woody Allen. C) Look like a ghetto Bo Bice. D) Look like Matt Lauer with a serious sexual disfunction and greasy fingers. Nah,still like my discription of ya! Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''
Jhony5 Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 Nah,still like my discription of ya! There, I put my picture in my profile pic. Hope you like. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 There, I put my picture in my profile pic. Hope you like. See,how does it feel to finally be true to yourself? I bet that's a load off your shoulders. Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''
Jhony5 Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 See,how does it feel to finally be true to yourself? I bet that's a load off your shoulders. I am what I eat. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 I am what I eat. Oh,Johny.me was just kidding.I'm sure some girl will share your bed one day.So chin up, boy. Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''
tizz Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 There, I put my picture in my profile pic. Hope you like. You are a warped little man aren't ya LMFAO Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester
tizz Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 OK I just read this and had to post it in this thread. It's funny as hell..... Take all American women who are within five years of menopause - train us for a few weeks, outfit us with automatic weapons, grenades, gas masks, moisturizer with SPF15, Prozac, hormones, chocolate, and canned tuna - drop us (parachuted, preferably) across the landscape of Afghanistan and Iraq and let us do what comes naturally. Think about it. Our anger quotient alone, even when doing standard stuff like grocery shopping and paying bills, is formidable enough to make even armed men in turbans and berets tremble. We've had our children; we would gladly suffer or die to protect them and their future. We'd like to get away from our husbands, if they haven't left already. And for those of us who are single, the prospect of finding a good man with whom to share life is about as likely as being struck by lightning. We have nothing to lose. We've survived the water diet, the protein diet, the carbohydrate diet, and the grapefruit diet in gyms and saunas across America and never lost a pound. We can easily survive months in the hostile terrain of Afghanistan and Iraq with no food at all! We've spent years tracking down our husbands or lovers in bars, hardware stores, or sporting events...finding Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein and his sons in some cave or bunker will be no problem. Uniting all the warring tribes of Afghanistan and Iraq in a new government? Oh, please ... we've planned the seating arrangements for in-laws and extended families at Thanksgiving dinners for years ... we understand tribal warfare. Between us, we've divorced enough husbands to know every trick there is for how they hide, launder, or cover up bank accounts and money sources. We know how to find that money and we know how to seize it ...with or without the government's help! Let us go and fight. The Taliban and Saddam hate women. Imagine their terror as we crawl like ants with hot-flashes over their godforsaken terrain. Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester
Outlaw2747 Posted July 5, 2005 Author Posted July 5, 2005 Why Do Women Live Longer Than Men? Hmm,I guess a man's purpose on the earth runs out quicker than a woman's. Men are just a waste of space. Daily routine of a man=eat,drink,mate,sleep,cycle begins again. Boooooooorrrrrrrrinnnnnnnnng!!!!! And y'all purpose is anymore important? To bring more retarded people on the planet? Divorce us to get all of our life's earnings? Spend an unimaginable amount of money to make yourselves look better even though you're already beautiful (or if you are ugly, just wasting your time and money)? Complain about how much we suck? Wow, what a purpose. Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
Outlaw2747 Posted July 5, 2005 Author Posted July 5, 2005 Ah,you ass,I hate men who call women bi ,hoes,birds,chicks.what the .. All men should be dropped into the ocean and left to drown.(except Roger Federer & NJ ofcourse). Funny, I hate girls who call men useless, stupid, assholes, dogs, etc. etc. Don't worry, if we all die...y'all won't last long. Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
tizz Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 This is starting to crack me the fuck up!!!!! LOL Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester
Outlaw2747 Posted July 5, 2005 Author Posted July 5, 2005 Yea I know. Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 Funny, I hate girls who call men useless, stupid, assholes, dogs, etc. etc. Don't worry, if we all die...y'all won't last long. These are just facts,tell me something that's not true. Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''
tizz Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 Hey, I haven't given up yet, I have a kind of blind date tomorrow night. Hope he is as cute as his pics Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 Before:'UMMMM I have matured to the point where a mind can turn me on more than a body with a hollow head thanx!' And After:'Hey, I haven't given up yet, I have a kind of blind date tomorrow night. Hope he is as cute as his pics ' You go girl!! Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''
Jhony5 Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 Hey, I haven't given up yet, I have a kind of blind date tomorrow night. Hope he is as cute as his pics So your going out with a blind guy? Thats gonna be uncomfortable. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 So your going out with a blind guy? Thats gonna be uncomfortable. HO,HO,HO,HE,HE,HE,HA,HA,HA! BEEHIVE JHONY BOY! Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''
tizz Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 Well I have been talking to him for aver a month and I allready know I like his mind and his sense of humor. Doesn't hurt to hope that he is as cute as the pics he sent me is there? Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 Well I have been talking to him for aver a month and I allready know I like his mind and his sense of humor. Doesn't hurt to hope that he is as cute as the pics he sent me is there? Keep me posted.(if he's cute or not) Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''
Outlaw2747 Posted July 5, 2005 Author Posted July 5, 2005 I am quite hideous. My image alone would spawn nightmares within your mind for years to come. But in any case, any other reason as to why our beloved women tend to outlast us guys? Could it be the fact that we do so many risky jobs and stupid stunts? Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 'I am quite hideous. My image alone would spawn nightmares within your mind for years to come.' Yeah,i don't doubt you for a second. Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 6, 2005 Posted July 6, 2005 Q. What do you call a man with half a brain? A. Gifted. Q. What's the difference between government bonds and men? A. Bonds Mature. Q. What is the difference between a man and a catfish? A. One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish. Husband: Want a quickie? Wife: As opposed to what? Q. Why do men want to marry virgins? A. They can't stand criticism. Anyone have more? Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''
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