Why Do Women Live Longer Than Men?

[Gentilhomme]

Fetchs Broom to sweep crumbled ego

 

Q: Why don't Women need watches?

A: Because theres a clock on the oven.

 

Q: Why don't women need drivers licences?

A: Becasue there's NO DAMN HIGHWAY BETWEEN THE KITCHEN AND THE BEDROOM!

 

Q: Whats green, red, black n'blue and chained to the tree in my yard?

A: She's MY women and I'll paint her whtever the fuk colour i want!

 

Ok, so that last one was pretty scuzzy, but you fired the first shots.

[tizz]

Fetchs Broom to sweep crumbled ego

 

Q: Why don't Women need watches?

A: Because theres a clock on the oven.

 

Q: Why don't women need drivers licences?

A: Becasue there's NO DAMN HIGHWAY BETWEEN THE KITCHEN AND THE BEDROOM!

 

Q: Whats green, red, black n'blue and chained to the tree in my yard?

A: She's MY women and I'll paint her whtever the fuk colour i want!

 

Ok, so that last one was pretty scuzzy, but you fired the first shots.

 

 

lmfao THOSE ARE GOOD!!

[Outlaw2747]

Yeah,i don't doubt you for a second.

 

Doesn't necessarily mean that I am a more frightful specimen than yourself. Just remeber who inadvertently helped you in a debate with your arch enemy about religion.

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

Doesn't necessarily mean that I am a more frightful specimen than yourself. Just remeber who inadvertently helped you in a debate with your arch enemy about religion.

 

Outlaw,did I say I LOVE YOU

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy

 

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.

2. Ahh, it's cute.

3. Who circumcised you?

4. Why don't we just cuddle?

5. You know they have surgery to fix that.

6. It's more fun to look at.

7. Make it dance.

8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.

9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?

10. It looks like a night crawler.

11. Wow, and your feet are so big.

12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.

13. It's ok, we'll work around it.

14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?

15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.

16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?

17. Oh no, a flash headache.

18. (giggle and point)

19. Can I be honest with you?

20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.

21. Let me go get my tweezers.

22. How sweet, you brought incense.

23. This explains your car.

24. You must be a growing boy.

25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.

26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.

27. Are you one of those pygmies?

28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?

29. Every heard of clearasil?

30. All right, a treasure hunt!

31. I didn't know they came that small.

32. Why is God punishing you?

33. At least this won't take long.

34. I never saw one like that before.

35. What do you call this?

36. But it still works, right?

37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.

38. It looks so unused.

39. Do you take steroids?

40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.

41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.

42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?

43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.

44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?

45. Aww, it's hiding.

46. Are you cold?

47. If you get me real drunk first.

48. Is that an optical illusion?

49. What is that?

50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.

51. Were you neutered?

52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.

53. Does it come with an air pump?

54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.

55. Where are the puppet strings?

56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.

57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.

58. Never mind, why bother.

59. Is that a second belly button?

60. Where's the rest of it?

[Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

 

Nothing... you already told her twice!

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

 

Nothing... you already told her twice!

 

Maybe she was born with black eyes,you know just like blue,brown,hazel....

[Spleefman]

Women are superior to men...let's face it guys!

 

You can't win an argument with them...even when you're right.

 

They got off the Titanic first.

 

They can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

 

When they buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.

 

Men's clothes make women look elfin and gorgeous. Men look like complete idiots in women's clothes.

 

They can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

 

They've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

 

Taxi's stop for them.

 

Men die earlier, so they get to cash in on the life insurance.

 

They don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

 

They know the Truth about whether or not size matters.

 

If they're not making enough money they can blame it on the glass ceiling.

 

It's possible to live their whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

 

No fashion faux pas they make could ever rival the male's Speedo.

 

They don't have to fart to amuse themselves.

 

They never have to wonder if a guy's orgasm was real.

 

If they forget to shave, no one has to know.

 

They can congratulate our teammate without ever grabbing her ass.

 

If they have a zit, they know how to conceal it.

 

They never have to reach down every so often to make sure their privates are still there.

 

They don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

 

Gay waiters don't make them uncomfortable.

 

They'll never regret piercing their ears.

 

They can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

 

They can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

Women are superior to men...let's face it guys!

 

You can't win an argument with them...even when you're right.

 

They got off the Titanic first.

 

They can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

 

When they buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.

 

Men's clothes make women look elfin and gorgeous. Men look like complete idiots in women's clothes.

 

They can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

 

They've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

 

Taxi's stop for them.

 

Men die earlier, so they get to cash in on the life insurance.

 

They don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

 

They know the Truth about whether or not size matters.

 

If they're not making enough money they can blame it on the glass ceiling.

 

It's possible to live their whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

 

No fashion faux pas they make could ever rival the male's Speedo.

 

They don't have to fart to amuse themselves.

 

They never have to wonder if a guy's orgasm was real.

 

If they forget to shave, no one has to know.

 

They can congratulate our teammate without ever grabbing her ass.

 

If they have a zit, they know how to conceal it.

 

They never have to reach down every so often to make sure their privates are still there.

 

They don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

 

Gay waiters don't make them uncomfortable.

 

They'll never regret piercing their ears.

 

They can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

 

They can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

 

LOL,true say spleefy..

I just wish the other guys can admit it too.

[phreakwars]

I deny nothing

 

Cami from Street Fighter 2 gives me a woody.

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[ALLAH IS GREAT]

I deny nothing

 

Cami from Street Fighter 2 gives me a woody.

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.

 

Thanks for that very important piece of woody information!

[OmegaManiac]

Whats the smartest thing to ever come out of a womans mouth?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Einsteins Dick!

[Silmaril39]

"We are pussies and cannot handle life." "We would never be able to handle child labor." "We could never deal with PMS like they do."

 

That is such shit! I've heard those before, especially the labor and PMS ones and they sicken me every time. I could make the statement that a specific woman couldn't handle being in outer space and until that woman gets her ass into outer space, there is no fucking way of knowing whether she could handle it or not.Women that make blanket statements like that (or the women earn less money than men for the same jobs, which is also total shit! look at the data you sexist, propaganda spewing imbeciles. Women earn just as much as men do for the exact same job, it is only that fewer women stay in work and get high up (of course a male lawyer at a law Firm who has been there ten years will be earning more than some newly hired woman who might only rise a few ranks up before leaving to become a mother.))

 

Disclaimer I'm a supporter of women's rights and I believe women to be every bit as qualified as men, but sometimes you have to cut through the PC bullshit and just face facts. For genetic reasons, women are more inclined to desire children (maternal insticts) and it is not fair for companies to put up with the shit that working Mom's demand so it is easier if the mom works and the dad stays home or vice-versa, but with their maternal desires, many women WANT to take care of their kids.

 

As for why women live longer... in my opinion, it has to do with hormones and the like. With men's elevated agression they would be more likely to die earlier, so there is less point in building bodies that will last forver (live fast and die young).

I read a fascinating piece by a scientist who had done research into the role of women in the creation of societies and had discovered that about the time when life spans increased to accomadate grandmother (or grandfather in some cases) characters, what one might call 'civilization' began to develop.

 

For whatever reason, women are genetically programed to live longer than men, probably due to men's higher risk of dying younger, so more energy would be spent living full, robust lives rather than prolonging aging agony.

 

-Also, on a side note I think this is another arguement against religion, if Eve had truely screwed over humanity, do you think her reward would be to live longer? And don't mention any of that symbolism bs. Do you think God would allow what is supposed to be his true message to be misinterpreted for thousands of years?

 

I apologize for the langauge in my post if it offends anyone, but this is an issue that well, pisses me off.

[Outlaw2747]

And guess what? I totally agree with you. And that female vs male propaganda shit pisses me off because it just nullifies all the rhetoric about equality and doesn't justify a damn thing....hmmm I think when I get a chance I smell a new post coming along.